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In an act of supreme kindness, we are giving you another chance to win a 6TB Western Digital Hard Drive – in this week’s Vulture Caption Competition. Last week’s caption competition had the little grey cells in overdrive. The picture of a gorilla contemplating an iPhone led to lots of comments on who might have access to his …

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Well doctor,

said the spider, it started as a small growth on my underbelly, now look at it!!!!

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A giant bug! Where? I'm famished.

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Can you give me a lift to the Oval?, i love crickets.

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Girl caught trying to eat helpless spider

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Blimey, that's a big 'un, where did you get it?

Found her in the bath.

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Of all the webs, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine

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Hello sweetheart, the name's Sunshine and I'm here to make you happy.

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The moment she realised people could see her hairy parahybana.

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Suzie, why do they say web programmers are weird?

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Wow!! The new Spider Solitaire game using Hololens is a bit too realistic!!

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Panic,as new monstrous bug discovered

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So much for paying attention to my robots.txt file.

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Disallow: /

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I definitely should have shaven these legs!

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Definitely malwear.

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Dark web users are looking over their shoulders following latest security concerns.

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there, we think so alike !

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What has eight legs and makes your scream?

The Labour Party leadership candidates.

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Maureen now regretted taking the advice that she should 'back up onto the web"....

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oh it's only a spider! - for a horrible minute i thought an MP was sneaking up on me.

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Warning. Some items available on the Dark Web may be harmful to your health.

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It's not that kind of interweb!

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Early adopters said that the sticky antennae on the new wearable octo-band phone were too itchy.

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Mmmmm - an 8 bit bite.

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Don't Panic

What do you mean - Mostly Harmless?

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Having an octal system running on a binary one is scary.

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Tracy quickly regretted the previous night's choice of tattoo

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When you see it: Tarantulas drawn to women with four eyebrows.

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BOFH's practical demonstration of how websites are indexed didn't go down well with the Work Experience Girl.

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Fetch the RAID. There's an insect on my back up.

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Welcome to my web! Creepy new Google Homeview(TM) cameras revealed

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Web Crawler 101

When you know where to look, you can tell you've been visited.

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(spider) "Have you seen my wife, she came through here a minute ago"

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(spider) "Can I get a lift to Comic-Con ?"

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There, we still think alike !

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Google's next indexing service.

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"Ugh! What is this disgusting creature! So much hair! And why is it making that horrible screaming noise!?"

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MAF

Buggy Beta version...

Web 2.0 bug causes overt hysteria

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"You look how I feel ..."

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Penny was somewhat disappointed when she read the new Spotify terms over her shoulder. Even with her beloved pet there to comfort her.

Yes that'll do. Anonymous because well, you've read it.

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If only she had included a robots.txt file, she wouldn't have to put up with being spidered like this.

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So apparently the 'space mutation pandemic' of 2015 had a down side.

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that moment you realise those weren't shiitake....

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Pic editing is cheating, but...

I couldn't help myself.

http://s22.postimg.org/q1wjpdhxt/tarantula_and_10.jpg

Caption would be "The horror! The horror! Oh, look! A spider!"

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The word you're looking for madam is."ARRRRRGGG!!!!"

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You'll be quids in with me madam, i'm a 'Money Spider'!

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Shhh, don't cry Amanda, you were too good for him anyway.

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Suddenly the warnings about shoulder-surfing had meaning.

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Y'know, you look nothing like the picture on your profile page.

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