I said it before, and hoped I'd never have to say it again..
Does it not worry other people that if aliens do choose to visit this backend of the galaxy - that they are even more likely to meet Donnie Dickwit as the representative of the entire earth?
What are they going to use? Reconditioned space shuttles with go faster stripes and nuclear tipped sidewinders?
Heaven forfend one of the alien commanders decides to defect.. You can just imagine *that* conversation.
Captain: "Hjilub isn't the worry, neither is the entire navy. I know their tactics, I have the advantage. No, the problem is the Americans - we meet the right sort, this will work. We get some buckaroo...
XO: "So basically sir, we're fscked..."
Captain: "We're fscked"
Honestly - could the Dickwit Whitehouse get any stupider? I'm expecting the "rubber rings and armbands initiative" for sea mammals any minute now (they might get tired and they can't breathe under water..)
And honourable mention to Inner Space and another classic..
Trump: "The Donnie Dickwit machine, zero defects..."
Everyone else: "Oh shit, there goes the planet..."