Nympho hauled to loon-cooler after serial bonkathon brutality A Munich nymphomaniac is languishing in hospital under psychiatric observation after two men suffered extended sexual ordeals at the hands of the rampant temptress. According to local cops, the unnamed woman met her first victim, a 43-year-old man, in a bar. He willingly accompanied her to her place, where they had sex " …
This is not sex addiction, but serious self-harm, and is in fact an exhibition of insanity. Because it's about sex, it seems funny, but this poor woman is abusing others and living a life of self-damage and disfunction. 'Nymphomania' is always a joke, but these women are usually victims of childhood abuse. Just read (if you can bear it) stories of rescuing 12 year old girls from brothels, or indeed young boys from brotherls -- their actions and reactions are nearly the same.
In the UK this would NOT be classified as rape. Only men can commit rape in English law as penetration with a penis must occur.
The worst offense the woman could have been charged with in the UK is 'Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent' (an either way offense which only carries 6months max sentence on summary conviction), and even that is a bit iffy as old elizabethan era case law has also established a precedent that once a man has an errection he is deemed to have consented to sexual activity (even if he is asleep at the time). She could possibly be charged with a single case of sexual assault for the last attempt (because he did not go through with the act). More than likely if this had happened in the UK the only charge that the CPS would be prepared to bring would be unlawful imprisonment!
PS Yes I'm aware that this happened in Germany not England, no I don't know what the law is over there.
According to something I read in a magazine , gay men basically use a variant of the female sheath for that.
Seriously, the shape is nearly the same and it fits just fine although this version is thicker for um, "obvious" reasons.
Also they wear a badge which is coloured green,basically "i want it now".. a little pair of handcuffs denotes bondage/BDSM, yellow indicates watersports, etc.
AC/DC
No, I don't know. I can't remember any woman in such circumstances being condemned for a lack of a sense of humour. They might not have been believed, told the way they dressed attracted unwarranted attention or numerous other things but being told they lacked a sense of humour, no. Perhaps you could give an example of a real case.
@Mycho:
Oh dear Mycho, I so love your naivete and bravado and seeming endless innocence, however to get on in life you must learn a bit more, especially learning not to take what people spout at face value and then regurgitate it as if you do not have an independent thought. You do, my dear, have much to contribute, of that I am sure.
Rest assured your comment (in the 80s etc.)is ***total*** bullshit, and not true. Wherever you received that impression as the truth, or whoever advised you of same, please refuse further "input" from that source.
...to "Nympho hauled to loin cooler..."
I didn't get all the way through the comments, if my comment has duplicated someone else's, to them I say, you are brilliant.
To those who decry humor about these sexual assaults, precisely BECAUSE the victim roles have been switched makes it funny, at least to this rape survivor.
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