...he that can do no wrong, even through his minions
... bow down to his almighty Jobiness.
... pray before this saintly figure, who has bought forth much geek goodness
... dare not criticise, for his Jobiness works in mysterious ways
Makes me want to hand my MacBook Pro back to Apple and declare:
"I'm not worthy to own this product, for I have sinned. I did'st jailbreak my touch, breaking one of the many commandments of his jobiness"
"Prior to owning this MacBook, I committed a heinous sin, I built a Hackintosh - please forgive me oh great one"
Tomorrow I may go to my local Mac Store and beg for forgiveness.
I hope one of the spotty herberts - oops, sorry, glorious chosen ones, will accept my most humble of apologies.
His Jobiness, if your reading this ... I'm not worthy, truly I'm not...
As punishment, I will banish myself from this macbook and spend the day playing games on windows.