back to article Townsfolk left deeply unsatisfied by Bury St Edmunds' 'twig' of a Christmas tree

Yeah, yeah, "It's November, I don't want to hear the C word until the 24th of December" and so on – tell that to the denizens of Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, England, who have been left feeling cold after the arguably premature erection of the town's Christmas tree. The yule totem was stood to attention this week by community …

  1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge

    The tree's not small,

    It's just far away.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There's no pleasing some people

  3. Chris G Silver badge

    I like all Christmas trees

    That is, the ones I cut into 50cm chunks and load into my woodburner, toasty!

  4. Tom 7 Silver badge

    Re: I like all Christmas trees

    Until the flue glazes shut!

  5. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

    Old but good

    Obligatory xkcd

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Re: Old but good

    In recent years I became tired of holding down my temporary outdoor Christmas tree in the teeth of the apparently more frequent gales.

    Last year the problem was solved quite cheaply. A cone shape made from 9 x 3m vertical bamboo canes - with sequenced 5050 RGB LED strips spiralling round it.

  7. Rich 11 Silver badge

    Why can't our beautiful town have a Trafalgar Square type tree.

    Two reasons.

    1) You don't know how to use a question mark.

    2) The Trafalgar tree is an annual gift from Norway to all* the people of the UK, sent as a thank you for coming to their defence in 1940 and for supporting their resistance movement all the way through to the end of the war (which of course turned out exceedingly well for all of us, especially given Telemark). The tree the Norwegians will send us this year will be the 72nd one, and that's a damn fine tradition we can all be proud of and grateful for.

    *Though I'm guessing we can agree on excluding Tommy Robinson and other pieces of neo-Nazi shit.

  8. Antron Argaiv Silver badge
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    We could use more of that kind of spirit in this world right now.

    Nova Scotia sends a tree to Boston [MA] as a thanks for coming to their aid after the Halifax explosion.

    Must visit and say thank you one summer.

  9. ducatis'r us

    Another Spinal Tap inspired tree

    Cardiff two years ago. This thing was used only once and nobody knows where it is now!

    https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-wales-south-east-wales-38124254

  10. Dr_N Silver badge
    Trollface

    War On Christmas ®™?

    Maybe they should have just gone for a big yule log instead.

  11. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

    Lighting

    Size isn't everything. It's the way it's decorated. Last year the tree was larger but it looked like the lights had just been thrown at it.

    Too true. Personally, I feel volume lighting is the only way to go. Lighting just the hull of the tree is simply lazy.

    On my trees, I start at the trunk, pick a bough at the bottom in the back, bring the light string out along it and wrap all the branches coming off it that are large enough to hold the string without drooping excessively. Then back along the bough to the trunk, advance to the next bough at the same level, and repeat until you reach the top of the tree.

    Since that takes more strings than can safely be daisy-chained,1 I drop a couple of extension cords down the trunk to different heights, so I can plug additional strings in as I work higher up the tree.

    My trees are typically around 8 1/2 feet high and 5 to 6 feet in diameter at the largest point, and I get 4000 or so lamps on them. If a tree isn't bright enough to read by, what's the good of it, eh? And there's something to be said for a massive cone of multicolored lights in the parlor to really convey the holiday spirit. (I use all solid lights. Blinking ones would be a bit seizure-inducing.)

    Naturally I have all this running off a dedicated circuit with GFCI and AFCI protection. We always use Frasier firs and have a stand that holds a few gallons of water, which I top off twice daily. Adequately-watered Frasiers can last a long time; the tree's still flexible and moist when I discard it after Twelfth Night. The lights don't come near the ignition temperature of the tree but they could certainly dry out one that didn't keep soaking up water, and a big pile of well-aerated kindling is not really something you want in your house.

    1The incandescent tree light strings sold in the US are generally rated for up to 6 strings of 100 lamps in a chain. I play it safe and go with one fewer than the strings are rated for.

  12. Glenturret Single Malt

    Re: Lighting

    I am happy to say that in my lifetime of over 70 years, there has never been a Christmas tree in any house where I have lived. Decorations, cards etc but no tree.

  13. sawatts

    ...or just plant one in the town square / village green which you can decorate each year?

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