If at first you don't succeed...
I posted this a few days ago on the same subject, but it got pulled by the Moderator. I really don’t understand why. No profanity, no trolling. Just exceedingly mild satire. Perhaps it hit a nerve somewhere? I’ll give it another go and see what happens!
Fawlty Server Towers.
Overheard in the IT control room at TSB server farm, Monday 23rd April 2018, 11:17 BST (of course not, it’s just a bit of fun, okay?):
Sabadell manager: “We bring sweet food, is nice, you like!”
TSB techie: “That’s awfully kind of you but we’re a bit busy at the moment.”
Sabadell manager: “Qué?”
TSB techie: “We’ll have some of it later?”
Sabadell manager: “But is nice!”
TSB techie: “Well, okay then. That’s very generous of you. Look at all the doughnuts. Surely there’s too many doughnuts on those trays?”
Sabadell manager: “No, no, no. Not ‘on those trays’. Uno dos tres!”
And TSB lived happily ever after.