Re: Damn it NSA,
Yeah, sure, multiple machine translations, "Chinese Whispers" or "Telephone" style with a check at the end to see that the message isn't just too garbled. However, it could be that they want people to think that their native language is not English. That it is, for example, Russian. When comedian Jessica Holmes does a Russian character, it sounds just like those excerpts. Easter, of course, they want you to think they're favouring Orthodox countries which calculate Easter (holidays) on a different basis. Although I looked it up, and in 2017, both Easters fell on the same day. Maybe there's a message in that, too. They probably didn't want to wait until Christmas.