back to article US chap sharpens paradigm-busting scissors

The list of what the Romans ever did for us is impressive indeed, and apparently includes taking time between building aqueducts and making wine to invent the pivoting scissors, in around 100AD. What the Romans unforgivably didn't ever do, though, was crack just how to cut wire mesh with scissors without doing yourself some …

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      1. Pompous Git Silver badge

        Re: Simpler solution - angle grinder

        But I'll bet the missus'll be livid if you try that on her!

        And there'd be rather a lot of blood. Not to mention some unwanted attention from the constabulary!

    1. onefang

      Re: Simpler solution - angle grinder

      "Also works for cutting the wife's toe nails which I doubt those scissors could manage."

      I also use power tools to cut my toenails. Long story short, they where surgically mutilated long ago, now grow about a cm thick. On the plus side, only need to cut them once every few years.

  1. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    How inventive....

    ...take an existing product and just increase the angle a little more:

    http://www.emedco.com/media/catalog/product/Scissors-Kit-AA763-209-ba.jpg

  2. Unep Eurobats
    Coat

    Invented by the Romans?

    That'll be Julius Scissor.

    1. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge

      Re: Invented by the Romans?

      In a moment of inspiration celebrated by the poet Cutullus.

      1. Scott 53
        Joke

        Re: Invented by the Romans?

        And popularised by Cicero.

        Try saying it out loud.

      2. Hero Protagonist

        Re: Invented by the Romans?

        What a bunch of cut-ups on this forum

    2. Commswonk

      Re: Invented by the Romans?

      "That'll be Julius Scissor."

      Made my day that. Sorry I only have one upvote available.

  3. Commswonk

    A New Example of...

    ...cutting - edge technology. Shear brilliance.

    With apologies for the adjacent posts.

  4. cortland

    Hmm

    https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M8426b71591f26ca5828c540c9a0146b6o0&pid=15.1

  5. Sureo

    $28US ($15 + $13 shipping) = $37 Canadian just doesn't cut it for me.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    IT angle?

    Can't believe no one added the usual "IT angle?" complaint. I was waiting for the inevitable response of "90 degrees".

  7. Alistair
    Windows

    wow.

    Good to see others have sheet metal tools about.

    My granpappy's toolbox has em in it. (offset shears, 60 and 80 degree pairs) <stowed in mom's basement at the moment> and it dates back to the 1890's, since it was *his* da's. And it has a pair of leather shears with the same feature.

    (I periodically raid that toolbox, if only for the wood planes. Best damn planer I've ever used, and ... its *made* out of wood, what type I do not know)

    1. Pompous Git Silver badge

      Re: wow.

      Best damn planer I've ever used, and ... its *made* out of wood, what type I do not know)

      Platanus Presumably P. occidentalis × P. orientalis (syn. P. × hispanica, P. × hybrida) if made in London.

    2. ITS Retired

      Re: wow.

      "And it has a pair of leather shears with the same feature."

      But how well do they cut?

  8. ShellShockeD
    WTF?

    tin snips

    As a sheet metal worker if i found anyone using my tin snips to cut wire things would get quite heated .

  9. Fink-Nottle

    Can you run with them?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      They do look to be quite withrunable, perhaps even unusually so.

    2. Pompous Git Silver badge

      Can you run with them?

      You can, but best not tell Clippy; you might upset him. Or her. Or it.

    3. onefang

      "Can you run with them?"

      Yes, but only around corners.

  10. M7S
    Coat

    Alternative to the usual billing model

    of pay-per cuts

  11. Bonez

    Romans?

    The Romans did nothing for us. They did it all for themselves. Selfish b*stards!

  12. Ed_UK

    Ah, offset snips

    Like these: http://www.toolstation.com/search?searchstr=20727%2072862

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