back to article Yahoo! is! up! for! sale! – so! how! much! will! you! bid!?

Yahoo! has officially called in the bankers to explore "strategic alternatives" for the company; in other words trying to find someone to buy up the non-Alibaba side of the business. "Separating our Alibaba stake from Yahoo's operating business is essential to maximizing value for our shareholders. In addition to the reverse …

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  1. Will 28

    Sell the email routing

    There is one thing of value that yahoo have, and unfortunately for me, I'm one of those affected. There was a time when the internet was coming in, and I was about 16, when it seemed a good idea to grab a yahoo email address. That account is now the username to so many services that it would be a major ball ache to try to untangle myself from it. I've got my own domain now, but I think I'd probably be ok to pay a small subscription amount to route email to that, rather than change everything to directly hit it (where it's even possible to change it).

    I don't think I'm the only one affected, so there's money to be made there...

    1. paulf
      Pirate

      Re: Sell the email routing

      I'd propose you lose a weekend and set about untangling yourself from the Yahoo monstrosity.

      I was in the same position for the same reason (I came over to Y! from Rocketmail - remember them? and used the Y! email just for website logins rather than personal emails) but about 2-3 years ago I realised I was staking a rather big bet on Yahoo!'s continued existence and set about moving each login to individual addresses on my own domain.

      Yes it was a major ballache and yes it took ages (and yes I had much better things to do) but Y!'s future is somewhat uncertain and it's easier to do a few logins at a time and check they work now than have to do the whole lot with a summary 28 days notice that Y! mail will be closing.

      Y! Mail STILL cannot get the Reply-to option to work correctly - I doubt they would cover themselves in glory if they tried to do anything as complicated as what you're after.

  2. Andy Non Silver badge
    FAIL

    What exactly are they selling?

    They used to be one of the biggest names on the Internet in the 80's/90's but what are they selling nowadays? As far as I can see they are just a second rate search provider and purveyor of poor quality webmail/email. Yahoo used to be ubiquitous for setting up anonymous webmail/pop3 email accounts but their insistence on users providing a valid mobile phone number to set up accounts and their slow/bloated webmail interface has driven away many people. Also, just because I send someone an email doesn't mean I want to set up a social network and share personal information with that person! I used to have several Yahoo email addresses for different forums or uses, but now I have none. Apparently Yahoo also had some online publications that El Reg pointed out the other day that are closing; but hardly anyone knew they existed. Is that it? Does Yahoo offer anything else? If so it must be poorly marketed because I don't know what it is.

    1. DToma

      Re: What exactly are they selling?

      Yahoo sells ad space. They may still offer ad-free email for a fee, otherwise the main customers are the advertisers. Those who use the regular Yahoo email, Yahoo search, and/or Yahoo Groups are Users not Customers.

  3. Sir Barry

    Turnaround

    I'm surprised Ms Mayer hasn't considered a new rebrand.

    The slanted ! wasn't far enough, add another ! and ditch the purple for something edgy like red and black, extend the name to Yahoogle!!

    You're welcome, that will be £150,000

  4. anthonyhegedus Silver badge

    No idea what yahoo is for. I think it's a site with news on it that you can google for stuff from. A bit like Bing.

    1. KeithR

      "No idea what yahoo is for."

      For hijacking my browsers on occasion, in my experience...

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    My bid

    One six inch fresh turd

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: My bid

      I believe the shareholders already see Yahoo in those terms. If you could up your bid (perhaps two sticks, or decorate the singleton with some bum gravy after a night on the sauce, they might see some upsaide?

  6. Ali Um Bongo
    Headmaster

    !Worth It

    Do you see what I did there?!

    You've all got the wrong end of the stick.

    Yahoo! has achieved the ultimate in Web2-Unicornosity in that no-one [not even the people who run the company] have any idea whatsoever what it's supposed to be for.

    That alone must make it worth absolutely billions.

  7. No! The red button Igor ...

    I bid ...

    ... a can of cherry coke and a half eaten fun-size mars bar.

  8. cheshS80
    Joke

    $4 and Two packets of chips

    I thought I might buy it and asset strip out all the good bits .... Oh wait ..........!!

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Marmite.

    Not some comment about the company's appeal, that's my bid. Three jars, and I'll throw in a loaf of bread.

  10. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    Now I'm strongly reminded of the bidding in the auction for Le Chifre's 'art collection' in the 1967 version of Casino Royale, but YouTube let me down, so no soup link for you!

  11. LordLestat

    Anyone wonders now what will happen to the Mozilla deal? Too bad Mozilla had no better option after Google got them the boot, looks like they are facing some more problems now beside of user loss thanks to cloning Chrome as much as possible ;)

    Anyway, not crying for Yahoo. Another greedy comp which was ordering more than they have been able to consume. Good riddance!

  12. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "We'll open the bidding with three dollars and a packet of chips"

    Don't be silly. Have you seen what they charge for three penn'orth of chips these days?

  13. Mr Dogshit

    Yeah but

    She's quite easy on the eye, you have to admit it.

    1. x 7

      Re: Yeah but

      "She's quite easy on the eye, you have to admit it."

      if you buy the company, does she come as part of the deal?

  14. Chika

    I'll bid 30p. That's all the loose change I've got.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps .....

    but they all have to relocate to Runcorn (might get a job creation grant, should cover the costs of the two pints, anyway)

  16. Paratrooping Parrot
    Paris Hilton

    Feeling worried

    I think I better start downloading my emails. I feel a tad worried. I have been using the same email since 2005.

  17. Tank boy
    Unhappy

    That's just great

    Now I have to fiddle with all of my wife's ties to her Yahoo! account, of which there are a lot. I've been telling her for years to ditch Yahoo!, but what do I know? I'm going to sound the alert now, so my wife will get around to changing her crap before the whole thing goes under. Wish me luck.

  18. theprisoner

    Sweet revenge

    I created a nice and informative website back in the good old days (around 1998) when Yahoo was the main source for anyone searching. They refused to list it. They never said why not, and yet loads of sites with no content other than links to other sites were listed. After several attempts I gave up and soon it didn't matter thanks to Google and others.

    Glad to see them go.

    And the non-threaded Yahoo Groups are awful as well.

  19. FatGerman

    Photos

    Don't Yahoo! own Flickr? I'd be sad to see that go, it's a trillion times better than the hipster-oriented Instagram. And no way on earth am I going to hang around in the cesspit that is tumblr. But even Flickr has gone a bit moribund since Mayer took over at Yahoo!

    1. Daniel B.

      Re: Photos

      Flickr itself was the "hipster" thing back in the day. Yahoo even killed their own photo thing to promote the damn thing.

  20. rtb61

    The big question of course in the bidding process, does it or does it not, come with the M&M. Seriously if the only thing the M&M really manages to do is collect a sales commission on selling Yahoo after woeful turn at the helm, this after a public easing out the door demotion at Google, well, weren't the Yahoo board stupid to hire it.

  21. eldakka
    Coat

    New reg unit

    Instead of using $ for share prices, maybe a new reg unit, the Yahoo.

    1. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge

      Re: New reg unit

      Don't be silly. Even a penny stock would convert to something like five billion Yahoo (YH)

  22. BongoJoe
    Facepalm

    Fifty quid

    Only so that then I can find my wife's photos that have gone missing on Flikr that she's been trying to unearth for ages.

    icon because she still can't get to grips with the concept of back-ups even after this.

  23. Flat Phillip

    Yahoo should buy Yahoo

    After all, it's where all the other failed Internet properties go to die.

  24. tiggity Silver badge

    just file

    By the time they have paid the exorbitant fees of Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan and PJT Partners, may as well just file for bankruptcy.

  25. TheDillinquent

    Yahoo!

    Is that still a thing?

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