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With a major snowstorm set to hit the East Coast of the US tonight, datacenter facilities in the hardest hit areas are hunkering down for what looks to be a rough weekend. According to the National Weather Service, the storm is expected to bring as much as two feet of snow over the weekend to a major portion of the Eastern …

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      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Totally based

        I just enjoyed driving down the RAMP OF ICE in the parking building in the middle of Yurop at 02:00 GMT btw.

        Hair-raising but also interesting. Would drive again 10/10. Not sure whether staying in reverse to keep control was really smart or really stupid. I guess it was both - smupid.

        1. x 7

          Re: Totally based

          "Not sure whether staying in reverse to keep control was really smart or really stupid"

          Might just be a valid approach in a rear wheel drive car. In a front wheel drive its suicidally stupid.

          You hoping for a Darwin Award?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Totally based

            > You hoping for a Darwin Award?

            Dude. Worst that can happen is wreck the car.

            1. x 7

              Re: Totally based

              unexpected things can happen when you wreck cars....

      2. Pompous Git Silver badge
        Happy

        a bottle of Mescal.

        There ya go! And I thought mescaline came as buttons. Carlos Castenada would be pleased :-)

        The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.

  1. Alister

    Travelling advice

    The Royal Automobile Club are advising that the following items should be carried at all times when travelling in severe winter conditions:

    Ice scraper and de-icer

    Torch and spare batteries - or a wind-up torch

    Warm clothes and blankets - for you and all passengers

    Boots

    First aid kit

    Jump start cables

    Food and a warm drink in a thermos

    Shovel

    Reflective warning sign

    Road atlas

    Sunglasses - the glare off the snow can be dazzling

    Mobile phone charger

    ...

    I looked a right twat trying to get on the bus this morning...

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

      Re: Travelling advice

      What, no Dragunova and two boxes of 7.62×54?

    2. Captain DaFt

      Re: Travelling advice

      @Alister:

      And now I'm in too much pain (Ow,My sides!), and weak from laughter to go out and brave the elements. Kudos, Sir!

    3. Sandtitz Silver badge

      Re: Travelling advice @Alister

      "Reflective warning sign"

      Is that not already mandatory car equipment in Britain?

      1. Alister

        Re: Travelling advice @Alister

        "Reflective warning sign"

        Is that not already mandatory car equipment in Britain?

        There is NO compulsory equipment requirement in the UK in regards to cars, although a steering wheel is recommended...

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Travelling advice (RAC "be prepared" list)

      Four years or so ago I was trying to get Burghfield just before Christmas, and it unexpectedly(?) snowed a little in the south of England. Some parts coped better than others.

      I needed to get off the M4 where it meets the A4 (J12). The off ramp slopes up, and there was minimal movement for an hour or so. There's a view of the roundabout/rotary from below and traffic was moving much faster there than on the off ramp.

      Once I was safely onto the ramp I got out of my car and walked up towards the top of the ramp to ask the driver of a brand new Scania five axle job that was blocking the off ramp to all but the smallest+bravest vehicles whether he'd got a snow shovel. He had no snow shovel. Good job I had one then.

      So I got my shovel out of my car and he dug out enough snow to get his otherwise-immobilised shiny truck out of the way. I don't know or care whether he got all the way up the ramp, but at least he was no longer blocking hundreds of other people. Utter tosspot.

      So, as the RAC rightly says, "be prepared". Even if you don't need these things yourself, they may come in handy in other ways.

      Also please STAY OFF THE PHONE EXCEPT FOR IMPORTANT MESSAGES.

      The cellphone networks are not designed to cope with a stationary motorway, and your extended chat may end up blocking a call which actually matters (e.g. a call for lfiesaving emergency assistance).

      Thank you.

      1. Long John Brass

        Re: Travelling advice (RAC "be prepared" list)

        > ....snow shovel. He had no snow shovel. Good job I had one then.

        Every time I get pulled over, the police get very excitable if they find a shovel in the boot of my car

        1. Mark 85

          Re: Travelling advice (RAC "be prepared" list)

          As long as all they find is the shovel, all will be ok. It's the carpet roll, duct (gaffer's) tape, and quick lime that really sets them off.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Travelling advice (RAC "be prepared" list)

        "the driver of a brand new Scania five axle job that was blocking the off ramp to all but the smallest+bravest vehicles whether he'd got a snow shovel"

        He should have watched 'Ice Road Truckers'

        Be prepared people. It's a Snowpocalypse

        1. JamesPond
          FAIL

          Re: Travelling advice (RAC "be prepared" list)

          Is it really snowpocalypse? We had 5ft snow fall over 2 days in north east UK in December 2010, I still managed to drive 120 miles to a job interview. The most difficult part was the first 100 meters to the main road that took me 4 hours to dig the car out. The other 120 miles took 2 hours! And I got the job.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Travelling advice (I live in Buffalo, NY USA and you are all..)

            a bunch of wimps in Baltimore, Washington and NYC.

            Try a regularly occurring (at least once a year) snowstorm with 70 plus inches of snowfall in snowbelts, 30 plus inches in less active areas. Most of us got where we were going that day and if we didn't, we had the tools and intelligence to get someplace safe. The ones that were left got help from our police, fire and citizens. I drove hundreds of miles to Syracuse and back in the last one until that moron in Albany closed the Thruway and stranded even more people.

            The only one that really put a crimp in our style was the Blizzard of '77 when there were drifts greater than 30 ft tall. I drove delivery truck that day and made all my deliveries but once dark fell had to shelter in a Fire Hall as there was no traveling. Thousands were stranded at work or at home.

            Oh, and we have quite enough smarts to not build our backup generator systems where it floods all the time.

      3. Seajay#

        Re: Travelling advice (RAC "be prepared" list)

        "The cellphone networks are not designed to cope with a stationary motorway, and your extended chat may end up blocking a call which actually matters (e.g. a call for lfiesaving emergency assistance)."

        Not true. 999 calls will boot off standard calls from the cell.

        To a certain kind of mind the obvious implication of that is that if you find you are unable to get through at a very busy period, you could call 999, hang up as soon as it connects then dial the number you actually wanted.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Travelling advice (RAC "be prepared" list)

          "999 calls will boot off standard calls from the cell."

          I'm well aware of the theory, thank you. I even know that 112 should work without a valid SIM for the network, so long as there's coverage.

          I'm also well aware that stuff like this doesn't always work as specified.

          "you could call 999, hang up as soon as it connects then dial the number you actually wanted."

          The odds won't be in your favour.

          If people don't *need* to be on the phone in these circumstances, they should do everyone else a favour - say what needs to be said, and then let someone else have their turn.

          Or is that too much like communism to be acceptable round here?

  2. Sandtitz Silver badge

    Phone towers?

    "AT&T said it would be equipping its phone towers in the area with backup batteries"

    Uh, where I live every cell phone tower has backup batteries to enable emergency calls during power outages. Are there not similar requiments for carriers in the US?

  3. chivo243 Silver badge
    Coat

    Mandatory Training

    Everybody gets a choice, either you go to Chicago, or Buffalo, NY for one winter of training. I remember the Blizzard of '79 in Chicago, man that was fun, a week of no school, we could walk on top of the snow drifts to the top of the garage!

    My coat is the parka with the dog whistle, gotta call my St Bernard somehow...

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Snow?

    What's that?

    - Western Australia

  5. Valarian

    Being out in the snow 'officially against the law'

    When it snows in London:

    UK: Argh transport systems hosed, yay snow day!

    US: Hah you Brits can't handle severe weather LMAO!!1

    When it snows in NYC:

    US: MARTIAL LAW MOTHERF*CKERS!

    UK: WTF dude??

    http://www.wnd.com/2016/01/martial-law-declared-in-new-york-city/

    1. Dan Paul

      Re: Being out in the snow 'officially against the law'

      Because the "Mayor" and the entire NYC government are wimpy and ineffectual idiots and morons who shouldn't have been given drivers license's; let alone allowed to vote or govern. Those "decree's" have cost NYS millions of dollars in lost productivity and not resulted in any safer behavior.

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