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  1. Andy Non

    The latest in mal-wear.

  2. Ironclad

    ...but when I wear it I can't collect my thoughts, it's got to be some kind of mammary error.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Where's that snake gone?

  4. My Opinion

    Of the options we offer, we have found the most popular by far to be the one with two mammary slots.

  5. Evoflash

    "...correct, in the presence of a Bluetooth Windows Mobile device the bra automatically locks to protect the owner from potentially making a bad choice of partner."

  6. Evoflash

    "We tried to write a Linux driver, but Linux users have no idea what a bra is"

  7. Evoflash

    Yorkshire people in shock as droves of women are goin' t'ell for smartbra usage.

  8. Evoflash

    Intel: Kings of the Silicon Valleys.

  9. nijam

    The wires aren't long enough, so it must be one of those underwired ones.

  10. PipV

    Keeping abreast with technology

  11. My Opinion

    To increase mammary size you just gently stroke the two front buttons simultaneously.

  12. edwardbr

    May I jack in?

  13. Robert Grant

    Been for too long on a Smartibrafast? Break it with this IT Crowd-inspired tech!

  14. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    P̶o̶w̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ Supported by Intel

    Intel Outside

  15. Red Bren

    This is the 32GB-cup version

  16. g00se

    I.T. here. Can you show us your Support Level please?

  17. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    New Intel Processor designation


  18. Oor Nonny-Muss

    Intel has had plenty of knockers in its time - but these ones are well smart.

  19. Omgwtfbbqtime Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    and the Academy Award for special effects goes to the new female stormtrooper armour. errr I mean episode 7...

  20. PatientOne

    A confused Bulgarian works on improved airbags.

  21. 2+2=5 Silver badge

    Win a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with The Register, you say? Sorry, my mind wandered for a moment.

  22. Jimboom


    Hardware that if it goes Tits up means it is working perfectly!

  23. Andyf

    Product Developer invites applications for hands on support role.

  24. ciaran


    Bond, will you please pay attention!

  25. Andy Non

    The team saying to the designer "We admire your ingenuity, but feel there will be customer resistance to indicating the battery charge level by how far the breasts are sagging."

  26. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    Powered by Intel SoFIA processor

    Perfect support for Bulgarian Airbags

    note: "Chipzilla has not said which processor is in the bra."

    1. Christopher Reeve's Horse

      "Good Afternoon, you're through to the IT Support department"

      1. Steven Raith

        Variation, with credit to you for the inspiration...

        "Yeah, I think when we capitalised the 't' in The Information Technology Support Department, we didn't think we'd come back in six months time to find this...."


        And no, I don't listen.

        Steven R

  27. Khaptain Silver badge

    No Finbar, I said "that I wanted to see what you can do with a pair ot bits.."

  28. Stumpy

    This is one piece of technology we really are hoping goes TITSUP

  29. johnnybee

    "... as you can see, in the update we've incorporated a finite improbability drive to liven up dull product launches."

  30. Stumpy

    The heat dissipation and power consumption are pretty poor, but the mammary expansion capabilities are excellent.

  31. Haku

    General Veers: My Lord, the new stormtrooper underwear is ready.

    Vader: Since when did stormtroopers wear bras?

    General Veers: Equal opportunities my Lord.

    Vader: Ah yes, we wouldn't want to be accused of being politically incorrect.

    *both characters turn and look at the camera*

  32. John H Woods Silver badge

    Funding Committee (via Skype): "There's been a misunderstanding, Doctor, we were sure your application stated research into composite bosons"

  33. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    Where's the Spider?

    Lets hope the firmware is not riddled with bugs.

  34. My Opinion

    Now with updated softwear.

  35. Roger Kynaston


    The wireless model is much more comfortable

  36. Bronek Kozicki Silver badge

    This is our newest device for tracking the tits population

  37. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    Tits up

    The bra has crashed

  38. My Opinion

    Each side holds its own TIT*.

    (*Totally Independent Temperature)

  39. Tromos

    When I ordered rack-mounted processors, this wasn't quite what I expected.

  40. Fred Flintstone Gold badge

    Where did you want that swipe reader?


  41. Martin Summers Silver badge

    So now I've shown you which buttons control which bits, it's over to you for stimulating remote conversation of a different kind... I'll be getting off now.

  42. My Opinion

    In my opinion this product must have been designed by a complete pair of tits.

  43. Will Godfrey Silver badge

    Sorry guys. It's not wired for sound.

  44. Evoflash

    Nice to have Intel in my face about this.

  45. Evoflash

    Madonna keen on AMD Bulldozer version of Intel's hit SmartBra

  46. Anonymous Custard Silver badge

    Silicon valley 2.0

  47. jhml2011

    Bad Joke Alert

    "New trials from Renault to test the effectiveness of their Bulgarian Airbags holster".

  48. Hud Dunlap

    It doesn't work for Almost "A's"

    Ask your girlfriend if you don't get it.


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