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...but when I wear it I can't collect my thoughts, it's got to be some kind of mammary error.

Where's that snake gone?

Of the options we offer, we have found the most popular by far to be the one with two mammary slots.

"...correct, in the presence of a Bluetooth Windows Mobile device the bra automatically locks to protect the owner from potentially making a bad choice of partner."

"We tried to write a Linux driver, but Linux users have no idea what a bra is"

Yorkshire people in shock as droves of women are goin' t'ell for smartbra usage.

Intel: Kings of the Silicon Valleys.

The wires aren't long enough, so it must be one of those underwired ones.

Keeping abreast with technology

To increase mammary size you just gently stroke the two front buttons simultaneously.

May I jack in?

Been for too long on a Smartibrafast? Break it with this IT Crowd-inspired tech!

P̶o̶w̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ Supported by Intel

Intel Outside

This is the 32GB-cup version

Intel has had plenty of knockers in its time - but these ones are well smart.

A confused Bulgarian works on improved airbags.

Win a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with The Register, you say? Sorry, my mind wandered for a moment.

Finally!

Hardware that if it goes Tits up means it is working perfectly!

Product Developer invites applications for hands on support role.

007

Bond, will you please pay attention!

The team saying to the designer "We admire your ingenuity, but feel there will be customer resistance to indicating the battery charge level by how far the breasts are sagging."

Powered by Intel SoFIA processor

Perfect support for Bulgarian Airbags

note: "Chipzilla has not said which processor is in the bra."

No Finbar, I said "that I wanted to see what you can do with a pair ot bits.."

This is one piece of technology we really are hoping goes TITSUP

"... as you can see, in the update we've incorporated a finite improbability drive to liven up dull product launches."

The heat dissipation and power consumption are pretty poor, but the mammary expansion capabilities are excellent.

General Veers: My Lord, the new stormtrooper underwear is ready.

Vader: Since when did stormtroopers wear bras?

General Veers: Equal opportunities my Lord.

Vader: Ah yes, we wouldn't want to be accused of being politically incorrect.

*both characters turn and look at the camera*

Funding Committee (via Skype): "There's been a misunderstanding, Doctor, we were sure your application stated research into composite bosons"

Where's the Spider?

Lets hope the firmware is not riddled with bugs.

Now with updated softwear.

model

The wireless model is much more comfortable

This is our newest device for tracking the tits population

Tits up

The bra has crashed

Each side holds its own TIT*.

(*Totally Independent Temperature)

When I ordered rack-mounted processors, this wasn't quite what I expected.

Where did you want that swipe reader?

:)

So now I've shown you which buttons control which bits, it's over to you for stimulating remote conversation of a different kind... I'll be getting off now.

In my opinion this product must have been designed by a complete pair of tits.

Sorry guys. It's not wired for sound.

Nice to have Intel in my face about this.

Madonna keen on AMD Bulldozer version of Intel's hit SmartBra

Silicon valley 2.0