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Hey, you're getting good at this. The captions for last week’s picture of a woman with a tarantula on her shoulder proved popular, as it received 400 comments. TheManCalledStan kicked it off with: “Relax! I'm a GM spider, poison been replaced with tattoo ink! So it was a butterfly you wanted on your shoulder, right?” It was …

"I've been through this Madison log three times and I still can't find any women."

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Forget the captions

Just give me the hard drive please.

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Damn it Jim!

I'm a meerkat, not a beaver!

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Not sure about this new log format, .....can't see the wood for the trees in this.

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One more crack about tailing the logs and I'll lose my patience.

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"OK so I've been working on this branch, how do I commit it?"

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Apparently, there is a web around here somewhere that I am supposed to log onto

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OK, I modelled so you could get in to el Reg again. So where's my fee?

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Windows 10? I'll sit right here and wait for SP1...

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Huh? Vat do you mean, these aren't the stolen Ashley Madison sexy chat logs? Vladimir asked suspiciously.

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Premier Mirkova poses for the cameras with girlfriend Anastasia at Tatra National Park in Liberated Poland.

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Pretend to look busy

Meerkat Jesus is coming!

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GCHQ finally persuaded Sergei to hand over all the logs

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Oleg kept a close eye out in case Aleksandr or Sergei ever came back. Oh, how he'd punish them for abandoning him in the back-end of beyond, without even as much as an OLPM (One Laptop Per Meerkat!)

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A Meercat Werewolf Is Logged On.

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eh, sorry, no cheddar, sir

I'm afraid we don't get much call for it around these parts.

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What do you mean there's no new iPhone?

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Anton tried hard not to look surprised

which was hard for him as "looking surprised" was basically his entire repertoire.

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Sergei!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is on his way up! You know what to do... *wink*

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Look Sergei - I got wood!

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Tim was silent as the emptying of the Great HP Gulag kept going for what seemed to be hours and hours...

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Alert

Meerkat Caption

"Should I alert the rest of the gang that Redmond is releasing another set of NVidia driver updates for Windows 10?"

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Obvs.

What do I know about internet comparison sites? I'm a bloody meerkat for heaven's sake. Ask a Register journo, they might know. Or not.

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After a heavy night out, Sergei woke up in the forest, completely naked and unable to see a thing without those glasses!

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A log is for life - not just for yule

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Logi goes back to it's roots with it's new log based keyboard. Apple tree variant available.

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"Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, .... You wanna buy some of Clintons emails?"

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Igor's eyes were saying

"how witty and urbane of you, Mr. Bond" but his hands were saying "now if I can just push this log down this hill and knock you into the shark-infested pond, I will be rid of you forever!"

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I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here this morning.

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Rocket Dog was anxious to see whether Flower would come back and reclaim leadership of the Whiskers.

(Google the names, it will become apparent what this is about)

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this meerkat was visibly unimpressed by the new Google logo

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Vladimir, I said don't forget to log out, not take the log out.

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I can't believe they're making me run logrotate manually every morning. Wish I was a Bastard Meerkat From Hell

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Sweet theme

Hamish was concerned that Google had just announced Android Meerkat.

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It's not easy being a meerkat

No, wait. It's absolutely brilliant being a meerkat!

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And now on meerkat news

We have winner meerkat caption contest.

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I thought it was real until I got close enough to see that it was one of those damned garden ornaments from Poundland.

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There were far worse fates that could befall a meerkat

But accidentally super-gluing ones hands to a log was among the most embarrassing.

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So ... you want it when?

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Welcome to the Genius Bar! Why yes, we at apple have a workplace diversity policy. Why do you ask?

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"You're asking if the backups ran last night..."

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MrTuK

Let's see if Windows 10 can log this one !

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When a Meerkat and Cortana have a dispute !

Hey Cortana, where do you want me to send this log ?

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windows 10?

No I'm not updating to Windows 10! I want to keep my privacy in my den not on a Microsoft server..

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New photo reveals the years of indoor living are taking their toll on Julian Assange

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Hey Cortana !

Let's see if Windows 10 can log this one !

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Apple's Genius Bar now offers insurance from its iMeerkat employees

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"I wish those damn adverts go extinct like wazzup ones, Aleksandr & Sergei just won't shut up when off camera. Only last week they compared me to undead ferret!"

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Please "go compare"

"over there"

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