"I've been through this Madison log three times and I still can't find any women."
Hey, you're getting good at this. The captions for last week’s picture of a woman with a tarantula on her shoulder proved popular, as it received 400 comments. TheManCalledStan kicked it off with: “Relax! I'm a GM spider, poison been replaced with tattoo ink! So it was a butterfly you wanted on your shoulder, right?” It was …
Forget the captions
Just give me the hard drive please.
Damn it Jim!
I'm a meerkat, not a beaver!
Not sure about this new log format, .....can't see the wood for the trees in this.
One more crack about tailing the logs and I'll lose my patience.
"OK so I've been working on this branch, how do I commit it?"
Apparently, there is a web around here somewhere that I am supposed to log onto
OK, I modelled so you could get in to el Reg again. So where's my fee?
Windows 10? I'll sit right here and wait for SP1...
Huh? Vat do you mean, these aren't the stolen Ashley Madison sexy chat logs? Vladimir asked suspiciously.
Premier Mirkova poses for the cameras
with girlfriend Anastasia at Tatra National Park in Liberated Poland.
Pretend to look busy
Meerkat Jesus is coming!
GCHQ finally persuaded Sergei to hand over all the logs
Oleg kept a close eye out in case Aleksandr or Sergei ever came back. Oh, how he'd punish them for abandoning him in the back-end of beyond, without even as much as an OLPM (One Laptop Per Meerkat!)
A Meercat Werewolf Is Logged On.
eh, sorry, no cheddar, sir
I'm afraid we don't get much call for it around these parts.
What do you mean there's no new iPhone?
Anton tried hard not to look surprised
which was hard for him as "looking surprised" was basically his entire repertoire.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is on his way up! You know what to do... *wink*
Look Sergei - I got wood!
Tim was silent as the emptying of the Great HP Gulag kept going for what seemed to be hours and hours...
"Should I alert the rest of the gang that Redmond is releasing another set of NVidia driver updates for Windows 10?"
What do I know about internet comparison sites? I'm a bloody meerkat for heaven's sake. Ask a Register journo, they might know. Or not.
After a heavy night out, Sergei woke up in the forest, completely naked and unable to see a thing without those glasses!
A log is for life - not just for yule
Logi goes back to it's roots with it's new log based keyboard. Apple tree variant available.
"Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, .... You wanna buy some of Clintons emails?"
Igor's eyes were saying
"how witty and urbane of you, Mr. Bond" but his hands were saying "now if I can just push this log down this hill and knock you into the shark-infested pond, I will be rid of you forever!"
I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here this morning.
Rocket Dog was anxious to see whether Flower would come back and reclaim leadership of the Whiskers.
(Google the names, it will become apparent what this is about)
this meerkat was visibly unimpressed by the new Google logo
Vladimir, I said don't forget to log out, not take the log out.
I can't believe they're making me run logrotate manually every morning. Wish I was a Bastard Meerkat From Hell
Hamish was concerned that Google had just announced Android Meerkat.
It's not easy being a meerkat
No, wait. It's absolutely brilliant being a meerkat!
And now on meerkat news
We have winner meerkat caption contest.
I thought it was real until I got close enough to see that it was one of those damned garden ornaments from Poundland.
There were far worse fates that could befall a meerkat
But accidentally super-gluing ones hands to a log was among the most embarrassing.
So ... you want it when?
Welcome to the Genius Bar! Why yes, we at apple have a workplace diversity policy. Why do you ask?
"You're asking if the backups ran last night..."
Let's see if Windows 10 can log this one !
When a Meerkat and Cortana have a dispute !
Hey Cortana, where do you want me to send this log ?
No I'm not updating to Windows 10! I want to keep my privacy in my den not on a Microsoft server..
New photo reveals the years of indoor living are taking their toll on Julian Assange
Hey Cortana !
Let's see if Windows 10 can log this one !
Apple's Genius Bar now offers insurance from its iMeerkat employees
"I wish those damn adverts go extinct like wazzup ones, Aleksandr & Sergei just won't shut up when off camera. Only last week they compared me to undead ferret!"
Please "go compare"