I could attend as many of these sort of courses as I like, all complete touchy feely bollox.
But any mention I make of anything technical that might actually be useful in my current role, not a hope, we have to pay real money for those, the bullshit we do for free in-house.
"No idea. As I usually choose Hitler or Mussolini – for the salutes – I get asked to leave around then."
This will be used should they finally force me to attend another!