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A 19-year-old Tennessee girl cuffed earlier this week for allegedly driving with a suspended licence is in a spot more bother – after jail officers reportedly discovered a loaded .22 revolver in her vagina. Dallas Archer's police mugshot Pretty in pink: Dallas Archer's police mugshot Dallas Archer was pulled over in …

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Re: Bah!

Have an upvote for "Sweet Shub-Niggurath's tentacular titties"

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and you thought the carmel covered popcorn and peanut mix....

"Cracker Jacks" was exclusive when they said "A surprise in every box"....

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Silly American.

That's not how you play Russian Roulette.

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ROFL

Re. Russian Roulette.

In Soviet Russia, tampons apparently make passable bullet wound pluggers. Seriously!

They are basically sterile and in an emergency can save lives.

At least long enough to get to hospital, but they do act as effective plugs for massive blood loss and can possibly prevent air getting into the chest cavity as well (citation needed)...

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Paris Hilton

Re: ROFL

Tampons were standard issue for bush patrol in the RLI (Rhodesian Light Infantry) back in the day. Normally need two for entry & exit holes.

Paris? Well think about it.

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"Tampons were standard issue for bush patrol in the RLI (Rhodesian Light Infantry) back in the day. Normally need two for entry & exit holes."

???

A tampon for the small entry wound, perhaps, but you'd need a large pad for the exit wound. Or a proper dressing. Or two. Or even three. Depends on what you were shot with and where.

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I don't think washing a steel gun in bleach is a good idea.

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She is extremely pink!

Are the authorities sure she's human?

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Re: She is extremely pink!

I find your extreme homophobic remark disgusting!

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Double action, action.

Quite a few little guns like that are 'double action only' and therefore dont have the pointy hammer bit sticking out the top. Far more comfortable. I'd imagine.

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Re: Double action, action.

No. This particular gun is single action only, need long trigger pull for double action mechanism. Hard to hold properly and require point blank use as they difficult to aim. Also have to remove cylinder to load it, no swing out mechanism.

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She has given a new, and quite obviously too literal meaning to the expression 'baby cannon'.

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She'll be getting 5 years

hard labia.

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Thank God she's not a Terminator

"12-gauge auto loader. .45 long slide with laser sighting. Phased plasma rifle in 40-twat range."

"Hey ... you can't put that in there!"

"Wrong."

<BLAM>

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With a suspicious camel toe

she shot herself in the foot!

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Paris Hilton

Hmm

Seems a bit gun hoe...

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Slinky?

Does she have her hair wrapped around a Slinky?

http://poof-slinky.com/product-category/slinky/

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admin@razorfishsolutions.com.hk

Makes one wonder why the hell they bother with those bloody handbags….

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If it went off

would it be a shot in the dark?

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