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Now for that question everybody's asking: who will be the new Microsoft chief exec once Steve Ballmer slips into retirement by next year? The software giant's co-founder and chairman Bill Gates, fellow company board member John Thompson and executive recruitment agency Heidrick & Struggles are tasked with cracking that puzzler …

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        1. dogged
          FAIL

          Re: but Microsoft's portfolio is far too large for it work there.

          Yes, they make such a big loss, don't they?

          No. They don't.

          I don't mind intelligent discussion but you're missing an important criterion.

          1. Malagabay

            Re: but Microsoft's portfolio is far too large for it work there.

            "Loss Leaders" like Surface RT [which has also done so much for their reputation and credibility]... Welcome to the real world.

            1. dogged

              @ Malagabay

              Who pays you to come out with this crap?

              Name three loss leaders on Microsoft's current portfolio. I'd wait but you can't so don't bother.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: @ Malagabay

                >Name three loss leaders on Microsoft's current portfolio.

                Not Malagabay but...

                1. Windows RT

                2. Surface RT

                3. Surface Pro

                4. SkyDrive

                6. Azure

                7. Kinect

                8. xbox hardware

                9. Bing

                10... oops... was getting a bit carried away there...

                1. Malagabay

                  Re: @ Malagabay

                  Thank you "Not Malagabay"... its even worse than I thought :-)

      1. ColonelClaw

        Re: It's got to be Elop

        Now I don't want to sound pedantic, but you waited as long as it took you to press the Enter key and type 'Nope', which didn't really give me the chance to respond. But since you asked, take your pick from any of:

        XP -> Vista

        Win7 -> Win8

        Office with no Ribbon -> Office with Ribbon

        etc etc

        1. dogged

          @ColonelClaw

          Even if you hate all of those (and remember, Vista -> Win7 is also on Ballmer's record, what a failure he must be), they've been done. Hence you aren't suggesting them for Elop's attention.

          So my point stands.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        WTF?

        Re: It's got to be Elop

        " The 520 is eating landfill Android's lunch and it's a gateway drug."

        Facts please...

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: It's got to be Elop

        Elop realised that compared to Apple and Samsung, Nokia could only afford one solution.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It's got to be Elop

      Yup. It's GOT to be Elop! He's certainly proven there can't be anyone in the world more fiercely loyal to Microsoft, he's acquired first hand experience in presiding over the annihilation of giant multinational tech corporations and he'll be looking for new employment before Ballmer's year is up. There can't be anyone more perfect.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It's got to be Elop

      Ballmer gave a hint of who will succeed hem when he chanted:

      "DevELOPers, devELOPers, devELOPers, devELOPers, devELOPers, devELOPers!"

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Candidates

    Jim Allchin, Brad Silverberg, Paul Maritz, Nathan Myhrvold, Greg Maffei, Pete Higgins, Jeff Raikes, J. Allard, Robbie Bach, Bill Veghte, Ray Ozzie, Bob Muglia and Steven Sinofsky

    Oh hang on, they have all jumped or been pushed off the sinking ship already, the lifeboats are full....

  2. hoverboy

    Steven Sinofsky

    Surely should be on the list

    1. dogged

      Re: Steven Sinofsky

      I think he might be disbarred by his own non-compete clause, bizarrely enough.

      1. Yet Another Commentard

        Re: Steven Sinofsky

        I would assume that given mutual consent such a clause would be voided. Contracts work like that.

        Personally, I think he'd be the wrong person, but my opinions count for very little in this game.

  3. Eradicate all BB entrants

    MS is indeed a diverse company....

    ...... so why not have 2 people filling the role, technical and sales. Sure there will be friction but at least there will be someone at the same level who can say 'that's the dumbest idea ever' without fear of being sacked.

    MS did better with Gates and Ballmer together, why not return to that mix?

  4. Gio Ciampa

    Just for the hell of it...

    Linus!

    1. Andrew Moore
      Mushroom

      Re: Just for the hell of it...

      Jony Ives!

    2. Pascal Monett Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: Just for the hell of it...

      Heck, I agree - if only for the amount of swearing that would bring.

      There might even be new swear words invented specifically for MS !

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I suppose the decision over who gets the job will be more decided by what role does the CEO actually have in such a large organisation.

    Now I don't mean what is the CEO's job description but is the CEO to be the person that runs the company or the person who appears to run the company?

    Look at Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg, they are synonymous with their respective companies rise to fame and give the impression that they were involved with every aspect of the product that shot them to fame whereas any body who's worked for a large company (government included) knows that the higher up the food chain you go the less hands on and more broad picture you get.

    Ballmer may have signed off on Windows 8 but it was Mark Sinofskwys baby and Gabe Newell didn't personally code the Steam Workshop himself.

    Any major changes to a company like Microsoft is going to need the board and the shareholders approval and will need to bring the divisions over to their vision and the CEO post is mainly window dressing. They need to hire a CEO that can convince everybody they can run the company more thna they can run the company.

  6. Moonshine
    Coat

    It has to be Marissa

    I'm a big fan. Not sure how she'd get on. Hair tossing not chair tossing. The DEVELOPERS won't know what's hit them.

  7. N2

    David Cutler

    Shame hes not younger, the board would respect a man with a good punch. So Satya Nadella, would be a good man .

  8. tristian o'brien
    Pint

    what are the odds on Lord Sugar?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Please welcome to the stage.....Alan.......Sugar......"

      "Emailer, emailer, emailer, emailer, emailer, emailer, emailer, emailer, emailer"....

    2. hammarbtyp
      Thumb Up

      The apprentice (miscosoft CEO edition)

      Now that's a series of the apprentice I would really like to see.

      You first task ladies and gentlemen is to go out and design a mobile phone product that doesn't suck.

      Later... "Elop, your fired'

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Money men

    The financial people seem to want the founders out, so I doubt they will choose a "technologist" and I expect to see some sort of financial manipulator type. :P

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: Money men

      If they get one of those financial-manipulators, MS will have ceased to be within a decade.

      They have a pretty big cash pile, but without compelling product they'll burn it very quickly.

      That's been Ballmers problem - he's burnt a few billion in the last few years, and you simply can't keep doing that.

  10. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Mushroom

    Choosing a CEO like a Hollywood filmstar: Better take Tom Cruise, a sure win!

    Yeah.... I hope every one of those has been ENDORSED BY OPRAH.

    How about CEOs we haven't yet heard of instead of somewhat burnt-out prima donnas?

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Doesn't really matter who they get, unless they completely change the backstabbing culture at the company then it will never perform well.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Does anyone have a contact number for Eadon?

  13. Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse

    Winner winner, chicken dinner...

    And the winner is... Jeff Skilling. Did a brilliant job at Enron, and was also hugely entertaining to boot - unless you were an employee... or Cliff Baxter; and if MS can hold on for a bit, he's free from 2017 when his parole comes up.

    1. dogged

      Re: Winner winner, chicken dinner...

      Bob Diamond was popular, too. And Fred Goodwin.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Winner winner, chicken dinner...

        It's worth pointing out that Fred Goodwin did change RBS from a financial backwater into (briefly) the largest bank in the world. There was the disastrous ABN Amro purchase which nearly killed RBS, but it is still far, far larger than it was when he took it over.

  14. flashdba
    Go

    There Are None So Blind As Those Who Will Not See

    The obvious answer is staring us all in the face... Léo Apotheker.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Windows

    Of the outsiders, I think Diane Green is the best option

    No opinion on MS insiders....

  16. Robert Moore

    My vote still goes to Carly Fiorina

    After the way she gutted HP, I would love to see what she could do at Microsoft. ;)

    Full disclosure: I am not a Microsoft fan.

  17. RobHib

    Someone with customer focus

    Perhaps someone who gives the customer what he/she wants.

    Such as different versions of Windows for differing classes of users. Microsoft's been in the Henry Ford business of offering 'any colour you like so long as its black' for too long. Now's the opportunity to escape.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Someone with customer focus

      Never give the customers what they want in any form of new technology, because they simply aren't qualified to tell the company what they want.

      Obligatory Henry Ford quote: If I gave my customers what they wanted, I'd be making faster horses.

      1. Faceless Man

        Re: Someone with customer focus

        "Obligatory Henry Ford quote: If I gave my customers what they wanted, I'd be making faster horses."

        I'd have argues that Microsoft have been trying to sell faster horses to a customer base that wants rocket packs.

        It's just that, to make the horses faster, they've cut off the head and stuck an extra pair of legs on that get tangled in the other four. And then telling the public that obviously a rocket pack needs a horse in order to do the job properly anyway...

        Maybe this analogy doesn't work after all.

        What MS needs in a CEO is someone who will come in, tear down the development silos, make the Office team play nice with the rest of the organisation, kill the practice of trying to compete with everyone who makes software or hardware for their OS, and focus on making their software suitable for purpose. That will include stop trying to force everything to run exactly the same OS, and acknowledge that phones and tablets are different from desktops and laptops, which are different from servers.

        I think it needs to be someone fairly young, and who will stick around a long time to force the required philosophical changes through the organisation. That or they need to look at an interim CEO to tear down the silos, and then replace them with someone to build the company back up again.

    2. mmeier

      Re: Someone with customer focus

      Unlike many of the Win8 haters here I AM a long term MS customer and

      I do NOT want different Windows for different user classes/systems

      So we remain with Win8 and the "one to rule them".

      Now excuse me, the Admins are playing "drown the Penguin" with the intern and will start turning up the load generator any minute now

  18. Pete Wilson

    Obvious...

    The obvious choice is Michael Dell, together with a restructuring of both Dell and Microsoft to form two different companies (one a server-and-services company (DellSoft) and one a consumer company (MicroDell) doing phones and xboxes and...)

    Dell runs DellSoft, Elop runs MicroDell and merges it with Nokia to form the industry colossus MicroNok.

    There. Sorted.

    -- Pete

  19. Alistair
    Coat

    just a thought:

    Carl Icahn.

  20. OzBob

    Best stunt ever would be,...

    have Mark Zuckerberg named-dropped in the tech press by a MS insider. Biggest flame war ever.

  21. kain preacher

    What if they stuck Bill Gates back in till the got a new CEO ?

    1. henchan

      After all, returning Founder as Temporary CEO worked out very well for Apple.

      This is really the only solution . A leader is required. One with vision, that employees, investors and customers would get behind. Nobody of that callibre could stand to have BG driving from the back-seat. So they might as well bring him back to the front. Only one man needs to be convinced and the rest just falls into place. Perhaps Melinda could keep the whole Malaria / AIDS thing going on her own?

  22. JonHendry

    I know!

    How about Jonathan Schwartz?

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The absolute perfect CEO for Microsoft

    Jonathan Schwartz

    I would *love* for Jonathan Schwartz to be the next CEO of Microsoft.

    He would fix the mess they've made of things in short order. :D

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    HR

    One of the perceived problems with Microsoft is its unpleasant HR system which puts bullshit and self promotion at an advantage. I have a two pronged strategy: make Hugh Laurie CEO and get a first class HR person to fix the internal relations.

    No one person can really run a big company; why pretend. Put someone as the face of Microsoft who will make it seem rogueish but lovable, and has a track record of supporting privacy - image problem solved.

  25. The FunkeyGibbon

    This is the perfect time to split up

    Microsoft should consider having separate companies that focus on their own strategies. Trying to make everything have one interface (Surface, Windows, Phone and Xbox) has looked forced and unwieldy. The best thing they could do is separate certain arms of the company (Phone, Windows, Xbox) and get the appropriate leader for each.

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Darl McBride

    The former CEO of SCO, now in bankruptcy after he lost his Novell lawsuit.

    He would be even better than Elop at continuing Ballmer value destroying antics.

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