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The next-generation iPhone, one of the last devices conceived by Apple godhead Steve Jobs before his death, will hit the shelves on 10 September, according to fresh rumours. The new spin of the iOS smartphone, expected to be called the 5S, could sport a gaudy "champagne gold" coloured case, as well as the usual white or black …

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  1. meridius

    iPhone 5S? Yawn.

    That is all.

    1. Ted Treen
      Meh

      Re: iPhone 5S? Yawn.

      Correction:-

      Yawn (plus I must tell everybody about it hoping it will make me look cool and a rugged individualist...)

  2. JRock66

    Media Driven Hype

    You people will never learn. Apple promises nothing. All this hype is media driven. The media drives the hype that puts Apple on a pedestal that is so high in the hopes that critics will knock them down.Consumers/critics can't help but be disappointed. Apple doesn't promise anything. I admit that there products are expensive, but they are good quality and Apple knows that there are people willing to pay, It's called capitalism. Tell me you wouldn't do the same if you were in the same situatuion. I don't speculate on rumors or what might be, I wait until I see it in front of me and try it for myself before making judgement.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    After the news concerning the NSA.....

    That's just what everyone wants isn't it? A fingerprint sensor so they have your mitts on file too.

    While not have the iFROWN have a DNA swab attachment?

    No. Thank. You.

    1. Armando 123

      Re: After the news concerning the NSA.....

      Fair point, but at least they're TELLING us this. Android would just add it with an Alfred E. Neuman-esque "What, you worry?" attitude if it was found out.

      1. csumpi
        WTF?

        Re: After the news concerning the NSA.....

        Whatcha chirping about? Android (which is software) adding a fingerprint sensor (which is hardware) without users knowing about it?

        You need to take your meds.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: After the news concerning the NSA.....

          Well, to be fair, the comment was made by an Apple fan - probably one of those who believed Apple could fix the radio and antenna problems with a software update.

  4. Mike Brown

    fingerprint scanner?

    why? whats the point? who is really that scared that someone will steal there iphone, break/hack the password and steal all the photos of there cat?

    its not even a cool feature.

    1. Steve Todd
      Stop

      Re: fingerprint scanner?

      Not so much a case of making it harder to steal stuff as making it easier for the legitimate user to get in.

      Rather than having to type your PIN number/password in (and perhaps getting it wrong or forgetting it) then the act of touching the home button with your finger of choice would recognise you and let you in. Minimal intrusion into the task you had in mind and maximum time doing what you wanted.

      This all comes down to how well they've implented the technology (I had an old iPaq with a fingerprint scanner that was a liability because it was so slow and fussy about the way it read your prints), but it could be quite handy.

      1. JDX Gold badge

        Re: fingerprint scanner?

        Seems a bit pointless. Remembering a password/pin is something people are used to doing.

        For business users I can see it has uses, even banking, but to get their support would involve a lot of work (I assume).

        So it sounds like rather a gimmick to me.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: fingerprint scanner?

          >>Seems a bit pointless. Remembering a password/pin is something people are used to doing.

          Again, it's a convenience feature. How long does it take you to enter your password/PIN and how often do you do it every single day?

          I probably unlock my phone dozens of times per day. I'd be willing to pay extra to cut down the time it takes me to do so.

          1. Philip Lewis
            Boffin

            Re: fingerprint scanner?

            Obligatory XKCD reference. http://xkcd.com/1205/

    2. Amorous Cowherder
      Facepalm

      Re: fingerprint scanner?

      Perhaps they could add an English syntax, spelling and grammar checker too?

    3. Dr. Mouse

      Re: fingerprint scanner?

      There are a couple of things a fingerprint scanner has over other forms of security.

      The first one is that it's much much less likely that someone will remove your finger to get into your phone than look over your shoulder while you type your PIN.

      The second one is it's easier.

      I had a Motorola Atrix, and I found the fingerprint scanner the best part of it. That one was buile into the power button. Unlocking with a fingerprint was no more difficult than having no lock, once you got the hang of it. PIN or password, or pattern unlock, all take more effort and more time to get into your phone.

      I'd love to have that feature again. I wont be buying an iPhone to get it, though.

  5. Greg J Preece

    According to the tech titan's government liaison Michael Foulkes, Jobs oversaw the design of two models of iPhone to go on sale after his death.

    Well that's typical Apple innovation right there. Still using designs from a dead CEO means they're revolutionary and super advanced and ahead of the curve, right?

  6. Gio Ciampa

    I wonder...

    ...if it will make an appearance in the Jobs movie?

  7. paulll

    Sapphire? Corundum, shirley?

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    R.I.P.

    The Reg is really putting this "FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE" into the grave. No R.I.P. for you!

  9. Henry Wertz 1 Gold badge

    "Right, because technology never advances and nobody could possibly improve on a fingerprint sensor from 2000."

    Not really. I saw a machine (probably from around 2000) with a fingerprint sensor. It worked perfectly well. It's just that it's 100% a gimmick, people are like "Oh that's cool" then go back to traditional methods. (On the desktop, either straight to desktop or username & password.)

  10. Ace Rimmer

    They should call what Apple do "Spinnovating"

    "But with shareholders concerned that the fruity firm has stopped innovating cloning, re branding, prettying up and re marketing as a "new" device and then waging patent wars over shit that wasn't theirs to begin with"

    There, fixed it for you.

  11. bexley

    fingerprint

    will that fingerprint be 'backed up' back to apple servers and therefore whichever intelligence service wants it?

  12. pdogguk

    I don't think they'll make it convex at all - it would look ridiculous and not very 'Apple' at all.

    More likely is that in order to increase space underneath the home button, they will make it flat and flush with the glass.

  13. Thomas 4

    Hmmm

    Even from the grave, the ghostly hand of Jobs moves us all, to paraphase a line in Dance of Dragons. The people that have read it may also draw parallels between the character the book mentions and Steve Jobs.

  14. ChrisBedford

    "The Fruity Firm"

    Will always appear in any Reg report about Apple. The only variable is how many words come before it in the article.

  15. Lallabalalla
    Gimp

    New phone

    I don't give a monkey's what they do. My phone's 3 years old so it's battered, scratched, slow, unreliable and basically junk now, so I'll get a new 5S.

    Wait no it isn't - it's an iPhone4 and pretty much as new. Still perfect! Damn!

  16. DJ Particle

    "But with shareholders concerned that the fruity firm has stopped innovating....."

    **looks at Apple's stock prices the last couple days - sees highest prices in months**

    This is stockholders being concerned??

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