Re: What I wish would happen to WBC....Shunning
Is fine for this life, but for the afterlife:
First off, I expect to get a shitload of downvotes for this, so go ahead, vote me down.
It is judgment day, the "Day of Reckoning" (aka the day "you meet your maker"), and a WBC member approached the "Pearly Gates" and expects entrance to Heaven.
Instead, the voice of God bellows out: "Who the hell is that?"
St. Peter replies: "It is a member of Westboro Baptist Church".
God replies: "Westboro Baptist Church, aren't those the meshugge that hates gays?"
St. Peter replies that they are.
"Hmmmm!" God says, "I have considered exactly what their eternal reward will be."
"What is their eternal reward" asks St. Peter.
"Send them straight to HELL!!!!" bellows God. "Lucifer will make sure that they truly get what they
The Westboro Baptist Church member sees a flash of light, and suddenly it is hotter than hell.
"OOPS!" The Westboro Baptist Church member says to themself, "I think this IS hell!!!!!"
Lucifer notes the newest arrival, and says: "Guess what all, I have a new BITCH!!!!! Bring it to me!!!"
A group of demons grab the Westboro Baptist Church member by the arms and legs, and drags it toward the Devil himself. Lucifer looks down at the Westboro Baptist Church member, and spits in its face.
"We may be evil", he says, "but there is a line we do not cross. When it comes to spouting your brand of lies, and to claim that the deaths of innocent children, are the result of 'failing to heed the word of God', and not the work of a sick individual; you PISS ME OFF!!!!!"
Suddenly the demons in hell burst in hysterical laughter. One demon says: "Show it how pissed off you really are!"
With that, Lucifer pisses in the face of the Westboro Baptist Church member, to the rancorous laughter of the assembled demons. One demon says to Lucifer, "in the modern vernacular, would you say that those people SUCK!"
"You just gave me a good idea." Looking down at the Westboro Baptist Church member, he continues "Get down on your knees and smd for the rest of eternity."
To the demons he says: "Feel free to join in any time you want."
It should be clear to anyone, that I consider these
peoplepieces of shit, the most despicable humans walking the earth, and nearly as evil as Hitler and the Third Reich. While, I don't approve of the tactics of Anonymous, here, I can be persuaded to make an exception, these people deserve it.
 Not to be confused with Billy Gates. (The IT angle here.)
 'smd' - Politely expressed as "perform oral sex on me".