Badges for Commentards

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        1. Will Godfrey Silver badge
          FAIL

          Re: Didn't I make 100 posts in a year?

          The BBC B was one of the few computers that didn't have PEEK and POKE. They were posh and had (ta-da) Indirection Operators

          ? byte

          ! word

          $ string

          1. Graham Marsden
            Happy

            Re: Didn't I make 100 posts in a year?

            @Will Godfrey

            I always remember ?&FE4E=&7F

            It would freeze the computer by setting all the interrupts and the only thing to do then was hit Break (which would do a power-on memory wipe) or switch off and back on again. Either would wipe the memory but it was so much more elegant that *FX 200,3 :-)

            1. M Gale

              Re: Didn't I make 100 posts in a year?

              Break did not necessarily clear all memory. Some things that depended on wierd assembler routines couldn't be recovered, but there were plenty of times when an accidental "break" press could be undone by typing "old".

              IIRC, there was some difference between "break" and "ctrl+break" as well, though I'll be damned if I can remember what it was off-hand.

    1. JeffyPooh
      Pint

      Re: Didn't I make 100 posts in a year?

      Testing, hello testing 1 2 3...

    2. Parax

      Re: Didn't I make 100 posts in a year?

      So does anyone know if AC posts count? or if upvotes on AC posts count? is it just averaging since year dot or is it posts in last 12 months.. so many ways it might work...

  1. Bill Fresher

    AC should be a Gold badge user -- they post more than anyone.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I hardly ever post. I swear someone else is using my user account...

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I feel a little sad all my anon posts don't count (ergo all of them) sad times.

    upvoted 3276 times and downvoted 589 times

    And my first post

    Back in the day. olol.

    Submitted on Thursday 22nd February 2007

    Plus a few letters in the old mailbag posts before we even had ye'olde comment sections.

    lol, funny looking back at old posts and going "oh dear..."

    1. Haku

      Re: funny looking back at old posts and going "oh dear..."

      I can do that with some of my usenet postings dated back to 1996...!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: funny looking back at old posts and going "oh dear..."

        I'd like being able to look that far back even less I think!

  3. Haku

    I might be in line for a bronze

    But definitely not a silver, only upvoted 1312 times including the anon posts.

    1. M Gale

      1313 now

      Doubly unlucky perhaps?

      1. Haku

        Re: 1313 now

        Got my bronze :) but it'll probably take a year or two to get silver as my now 1331 upvotes took 5 years to accumulate.

        1. M Gale

          Re: 1313 now

          Just six more to go until you get an awesome screencap eh?

          1. Parax

            Re: 1313 now

            Oh Dagnamit! "In total, your posts have been upvoted 1338 times and downvoted 342 times."

  4. Only me!
    Alert

    Work

    Do you have any idea how much less work I will get done, just to get a badge?

    I better find a seat in the office where no one can see what I am doing!

  5. The Alpha Klutz
    Thumb Up

    now my life has meaning

  6. Ru
    Trollface

    'In coming weeks we will roll out a few more commentard voting options - such as "helpful" and "informative"'

    Your optimism is to be commended, but surely if you wanted a voting system that would actually get used, perhaps you'd be better off with a negative rating system... "troll", "fanboy", "shill", etc.

    1. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

      Now that would be so El Reg.

      I'd add 'spotty adolescent posting from their parent's basement' to the list.

  7. Richard Wharram
    Trollface

    Cue the +1ers farming votes.

    Press like if you like bacon.

    Or boobies.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Cue the +1ers farming votes.

      On the subject of boobies......

      does everyone willing to prove they have a pair of the female variety get a bonus badge?

      1. JDX Gold badge

        Re: Cue the +1ers farming votes.

        Two badges surely.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Thumb Up

          Re: Cue the +1ers farming votes.

          Well said Sir.

          (this is in no way a desperate attempt to up my post count ;))

      2. Spanners Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: Cue the +1ers farming votes.

        I suspect that it depends on how you intend to prove it.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I notice that some of the Gold badgers don't meet the requirements for a Silver badge -- how does that work?

    1. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge
      Joke

      Quite simple

      Nepotism

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

        Re: Quite simple

        It's not nepotism. I've just got the negatives of Lester, Drewc, Lewis, the ass, the whipped cream, the stepladder and the mashed potato. They claimed they were just cooking up a post pub deathmatch - but I'm still getting the regular monthly payments.

    2. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      They picked them themselves. Who said this was a democracy? They just did it because they felt like it.

      Still, what The Register giveth, the Register taketh away.

    3. mhoulden
      Boffin

      It's the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules.

    4. Martin Budden Silver badge
      Coat

      Gold badgers? I thought they were all stripey black and white?

    5. JDX Gold badge

      We're just great.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What

    a pile of pish.

  10. Grikath

    Other Badges

    I do like the idea of a "helpful" or "knowledgeable" badge, as it would be about the only "peer-reviewed" indication of substance for a handle. Especially in a forum setup where you can switch your handle at the drop of a hat.

    This set of badges is nice, I guess.. Although I wonder how much the usual Battlefields will now get spammed with trollposts...ermmm.. "highly polarised viewpoints" to hit that elusive +2000 upvote threshold.

  11. Haku

    Oh BTW

    When will we be able to exchange upvotes for Nectar Points?

  12. nigel 15

    I want

    a badge. doesn't have to be bronze silver or gold.

    purple would be fine.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I want

      The purple badge is for when you get wounded whilst posting.

  13. Ralph B
    Facepalm

    Badgers?

    I thought they were being culled.

    Oh, badges. As you were.

  14. rurwin

    I wonder...

    whether "upvotes" means upvotes minus downvotes.

    Frankly, I doubt I'll manage to both double my positing volume and increase upvotes by a factor of ten in the very near future.

    In fact I'm not sure that bronze badges shouldn't have some sort of upvote requirement. Isn't that an invitation to spam?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Think of bronze as a long-ish service medal

      Spamming is not a problem in this forum. If people start posting stupid things to get badges - then other readers will report them. And we will have a gentle word.

      If behaviour changes massively then we will have a rethink.

  15. nigel 15

    which html tags can we use.

    from time to time i forget to read el reg. so when you add html tags i miss them. is there a list somewhere? is marquee<sup>*</sup> on it?

    * - <marquee>if you enable marquee for gold members it would give me something to work to</marquee>

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Good idea

      "if you enable marquee for gold members it would give me something to work to"...

      Add <blink> to the list.

      Then ensure that anyone using either tag forfeits all accumulated points immediately.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'd be interested in seeing the ten posts that have received most upvotes

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      It would also be interesting to see the ten with the most downvotes. Ghoulish interest, you understand.

      1. TeeCee Gold badge
        Happy

        You just want to see if it's one of yours at the top, don't you?

    2. Trevor_Pott Gold badge

      Indeed. I'm quite curious myself.

  17. Omgwtfbbqtime
    Unhappy

    Cant go back to old handle

    That one would probably qualify as Bronze - not so certain on this one.

  18. TRT Silver badge

    Can I get...

    a badge for bonanza upvotes for this

    http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/containing/1336859

    please? Especially as I've melted all my Jim'll Fix It badges down and recast them as silver bullets to shoot through his cold, dead heart.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Top 10 badge?

      That was a very good comment.

      So we could combine your wish with the call for list of Top 10 upvotes - into a badge. Of course, retention would rely on others not subsequently stealing your thunder ...

      1. Bill Fresher

        Re: Top 10 badge?

        I like this idea.

        1. Will Godfrey Silver badge
          Happy

          Re: Top 10 badge?

          Could get rather 'interesting'. I can see the Dialy Mial reprots now...

          Er...

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