@Thomas 4 - Amazon's couples page
"If you have enjoyed shagging this person, why not try shagging other people enjoyed by them?"
I got it from Agnes
She got it from Jim
We all agree it must have been Louise who gave it to him
She got it from Harry who got it from Marie
And everybody knows that Marie...
Got it from me
Giles got it from Daphne
She got it from Joan
Who picked it up in County Cork a-kissin' the Blarney Stone
Pierre gave it to Sheila who must have brought it there
He got it from Francois and Jacques...
Haha, Lucky Pierre
Max got it from Edith who gets it every spring
She got it from her Daddy who just gives her everything
She then gave it to Daniel whose spaniel has it now
Our dentist even got it...
And we're still wondering how
Ah, but I got it from Agnes
Or maybe it was Sue
Or Millie or Billie or Gillie or Willie - it doesn't matter who
It might have been at the club or at the pub, or in the loo
And if you will be my friend then I might...
(Mind you, I said "might")...
Give it to you
(Tom Lehrer)