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College girls in the States are indulging in "casual, no-strings-attached sexual encounters" at such a rate that one needs a little lie down just after thinking about it, according to bona-fide scientific research done for totally high-minded reasons. A smoking hot press release from the Miriam Hospital in Rhode Island has all …

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        1. Steve Evans

          Re: Should that not have been

          Boner-finding

  1. Magnus_Pym
    Stop

    Hookup

    They say that to 'hookup' is somewhere between kissing and fucking like bunnies and that the frequency is between 1 and 3 times a month. They then go on to imply that all college girls have sex with perfect strangers every 10 days. It is more likely that the mode is to kiss and cuddle with someone they know quite well once in 30 days. So your daughter may in fact have kissed 12 people in her first year away. Not that shocking really.

    1. Thorne
      Devil

      Re: Hookup

      "So your daughter may in fact have kissed 12 people in her first year away. Not that shocking really."

      Or starred in 36 pornos...

      There's quite a bit of scope between the two

  2. cheveron

    Hope

    The university of Rhode Island is well known as a party university. This may have skewed the results somewhat, assuming the study was conducted there.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    As Shakespeare said, "Young limbs and lechery cannot be separated."

    1. Thomas 4

      Actually...

      If this article is accurate young limbs can most definitely be separated.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Are surveys like this accurate - did they ask the same of the men - if they did it would probably be 3x higher.

    Could also be skewed by a few who are using one of the oldest careers to pay their way through college.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Maths

      I wonder how the men would be able to 'hook up' three times more than the women, overall? It doesn't add up...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Maths

        The definition given of hooking up did not specify that it had to be heterosexual, so if the men hook up with each other…

      2. Martin
        Happy

        Re: Maths

        Men exaggerate - women understate.

        'Twas ever thus.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      " oldest careers " Oh, I see, so one who "hooks up" must be a hoo......!

  5. Velv
    Coat

    Pictures?

    I was going to suggest the usual "pictures, or it didn't happen".

    But then I googled it and it turns out there are LOTS of pictures.

    1. pullenuk

      Re: Pictures on Google?

      Lots of videos as well! Didn't have to ask anyone to do this research just Google it!

    2. philbo
      Devil

      Re: Pictures?

      More than just pictures...

      ..there's whole fucking websites. So to speak.

  6. Danny 14
    Stop

    Well, sex is fun. Do it safely and whats the problem? The US seems to get all prudish when it comes to sex but guns, bad language and racism(*) is fine?

    (*) in some states. Your mileage may vary. Photos are for illustration purposes only.

    1. AndrueC Silver badge
      Childcatcher

      Oh bad language isn't liked in some places either. I remember during one visit to California I was watching a movie on TV. One guy got shot in the head. The broadcaster seemed happy to show the back of his head coming off but felt the need to bleep out what the victim's friend said as they watched.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      >Well, sex is fun

      but it's not as good as the real thing.

    3. Mike Flugennock

      "The US seems to get all prudish...

      ... when it comes to sex but guns, bad language and racism is fine?"

      Actually, we're not always prudish about sex. We really do dig sex -- if it can be used to sell stuff: beer, clothes, cars, guns, TV shows, movies, music, military recruiting...

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    We all know that research can be twisted and used for malign purposes

    You just have to read a Lewis Page article for proof.

  8. JaitcH
    WTF?

    Hooking Up -Chinese style

    It is quite common for Chinese students to 'hook up' with Foreigners to earn some cash on the side to buy electronic bling, school books, clothing, etc.

    The usual amounts are between USD$40-70 for a few hours of close encounter. They even use Bluetooth to attract strangers who might be seated in a restaurant and who have, unwisely, left their Bluetooth wide open.

    I have chatted with some of these young women and what I find surprising is that they don't find it anything like 'hooking'. t seems there is a difference between living off prostitution and occasionally dabbling in fund-raising.

    And in case you guys see it as a likely opportunity on a visit, bear in mind that STD and HIV is rampant!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hooking Up -Chinese style

      Depends if you were planning to do them anyway. Getting a bit of cash out of them too would be a bonus. The cash equivalent of having drinks bought for you.

  9. Corinne
    Holmes

    Surprise surprise, there were more random encounters at the start of the first year than at the end. That couldn't be anything to do with playing the field until they found the right match could it? It's rather like buying a car - kissing/cuddling = visiting the showroom & reading the specs, if you like what you see then one-off sex = taking a test drive. By the end of the year they've surveyed the market & decided on their choice - this is exactly the same process many of my friends went through in the late 70's/early 80's when they went to Uni in the UK.

    It's also the effect pointed out in the original A/C at 06:14, teens going wild as soon as the parental constraints can be avoided. Same reason why teens are more likely to drink to excess.

    1. Tim Worstal

      "Surprise surprise, there were more random encounters at the start of the first year than at the end. That couldn't be anything to do with playing the field until they found the right match could it?"

      My immediate thought too.

    2. Robin

      @Corinne : Swiss Tony, is that you??

      You see Paul, buying a car is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You have to wander around the showrooms, check out the 'specifications' and maybe take it for a test-drive after a few beers.

      1. Corinne

        Re: @Corinne : Swiss Tony, is that you??

        Female through & through - I don't see why women can't have the same attitude as men to buying cars or finding partners!

        1. Robin

          Re: @Corinne : Swiss Tony, is that you??

          Sorry Corinne, I wasn't being presumptuous. Search for "fast show swiss toni" on YouTube.

          p.s. Yep, I spelled Toni wrong originally

  10. fawlty
    Coffee/keyboard

    "quite frankly our glasses fogged up and we couldn't follow it"

    You sir owe me a new keyboard and a replacement coffee.

  11. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Coat

    I regret not having gone to college in the 21st, then

    “It’s important that we gain a better understanding of students’ sexual behavior, since it can potentially affect both their physical and mental health as well as their academic success.”

    Time for an additional financing round to go... uh ... undercover.

  12. Crisp

    Students are having sex?

    Is this like the slowest news day ever?

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  14. Zmodem

    they are americans, they only have skrillex, brits have been having 1 night stands every night of the week since the late 80s. then came normal pron sex in the 90s with all the street n urban at 16

    1. Zmodem

      club culture slowly picked up in america in the past 5 years, with club land comes all the sleeze and sex

    2. 404

      Correction

      "Brits have been having 1 night stands every night of the week since before the Romans came (and came again lol)"

      There, fixed it for you.

      ;)

      1. Zmodem

        Re: Correction

        americans are all republicans, their clubs are a few people in a room and some 400 watt speakers in the ceiling, the brits come with a wall of 22" subs and 90.k db events every other week, the americans are catching on slowly on how to get wasted

    3. AndrueC Silver badge
      Joke

      ..and if American TV is anything to go by they always wear their underwear while doing it :)

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I wonder how many female readers and / or hacks el Reg actually has.

  16. The last doughnut
    Happy

    I for one would welcome an encounter with one of their females

  17. aurizon

    Well used women are not often well married

    The women who act this way may find no long term mates. We are genetically programmed to want to control the father of the offspring, and thus may not want to marry a woman who is likely to mate outside the marriage and leave me to raise the child of another man - thus extinguishing my genetic code for that pregnancy

    1. dfgdfg

      Re: Well used women are not often well married

      True. Encouraging youth to act like this by claiming it is commonplace is sinister.

      1. Martin
        FAIL

        Re: Well used women are not often well married

        What sanctimonious garbage from both of you.

    2. Franklin
      FAIL

      Re: Well used women are not often well married

      "The women who act this way may find no long term mates." [citation needed]

      There's a pop-psych study conducted at the Mormon Brigham Young University that makes this claim, but its statistical methods have been challenged (for one thing, it recruited most of its samples from Mormon universities, where premarital sex (and coffee drinking!) can result in expulsion). Even with the author's data, the claims don't pass statistical analysis; see, for example, Dr. James Coyne's analysis, which found that after controlling for religion and education, among other factors, the correlation between pre-marital abstinence and relationship satisfaction later in life was very small--<2%--and would likely be even smaller if other confounding factors were included.

      "We are genetically programmed to want to control the father of the offspring, and thus may not want to marry a woman who is likely to mate outside the marriage and leave me to raise the child of another man - thus extinguishing my genetic code for that pregnancy" [citation needed]

      God save us from popular misconceptions of evolutionary psychology--itself a rather dubious "science" that seems more about validating social norms than about real understanding of human behavior.

  18. Andy Miller
    IT Angle

    Only an IT site would find this surprising.

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Go

    A worthy area for academic research.....

    One quibble though, the title of the paper "Sorority Sexpots of Sigma Sigma Psi" might detract from the gravitas of the scientific findings......

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Where's the application though?

    I can't find the college application that HAS TO BE attached to this article somewhere! Please update with the link where ever!

    Thanks in advanced,

    Future Professional Student

  21. JohnG

    How do they get funding?

    I want to do a new piece of research - can I have some funding?

    What's it about?

    Sorority Girl Sex.

    WTF?

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So what's this sex thing I keep hearing about?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Sects? We got THEM.them.

  23. Mike Flugennock

    I don't know about today...

    ...but back when I was in college (1975-79), sorority chicks were mostly a bunch of vapid, boring, standard-issue Barbie doll types who I wouldn't have fucked with somebody else's dick.

    And, now they're hooking up one to three times a month? Jeez, I guess frat boys are stupider than ever.

  24. Mike Flugennock

    Studies like these always bug me...

    ...because they remind me of when I was in high school in the early '70s, when our parents and "educators" were getting all bent out of shape by how sexually active "today's teens" were -- and all I could think was "jeezus, I sure wish I could find some of those 'sexually active' chicks in my school! I can't get any pussy to save my life!"

    1. DanceMan
      Facepalm

      Re: Studies like these always bug me...

      No 'sexually active chicks in my school either -- Catholic boys school. Set me back for years compared to the public (Canadian) school kids.

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