OMG The iPhone5.
I was in the Harlequin today, and they've like opened a whole new shrine to it. My life will be all for naught lest I get this latest gadget.
What will I do, if I end up with one after my friends? What will they think of me? Never mind about that. How will I cope to be the only one without the "Hi Five"? I'm just crying at the moment at the sheer possibility.
I wish they could restore Steve Jobs, maybe we could get Richard Attenborough in to do a Jurassic Park on him. But you tell people, and they just don't understand. They think it's not important. Well I've got two words for them. It is! It is important.
Someone told me that Apple are being outsold two to one by Samsung now. They only did it to make me upset. And I don't believe it anyway. It can't be true. One guy even said he was waiting for a surface in the shop. He told his daughter we were all tw@ts. Well let me just say that my friends and I spent all day in the Harlequin store, playing with display versions of all the products that I've already got one of, and he just didn't get it. Tables out of that kind of wood don't come cheap, you don't put rubbish on that kind of wood.
These peasants that prefer a surface, just because you can run a dev environment, SQL Server, Web servers, Flash and so on, and because they have internet connectivity, virtual machine capability, usb ports, and can drive a monitor without some kind of extra black box. Well they've no idea of the value of the style that black Apple box confers on people.
I sometimes despair at my fellow humans. They don't know what style is. They don't realise that computers don't need to run things their owners want. I long for the day when they realise that someone, someone very special, knows much better than they do, what they need, and is happy to ensure they don't get what they deem their customer doesn't need. This is why they're so expensive. It's because they have to go to great lengths to ensure you don't get anything Steve doesn't think you should have. This costs money. This is why I'll never buy Microsoft. Their products just do too much.