Don't worry it's just a recursive error.
They just ripped up some cables when they were laying some new ones.
Yes, sorry 'bout that. Slight tits up. Ripped up some cables when laying some new ones. Shame really.
Should be ok by morning. Yes, yes, yes, we shall relay all the old cables being ripped up. Unless we rip up any of the new ones... when we are relaying the old ones. If you follow me, sir...Or fail to lay any of the new ones whilst replacing the old ones. Could get a bit sticky sir.
Anyway, send us a line, if you can get through sir. Yes, yes, old cable's as good as new cable....
(mutters under breath) if you can find any fucking cable left by the time we have finished (/muttering).
At least they didn't have the problem the HMS Banana had. I heard they went six times around the world before they finally run out of fuel.
See: banana problem /n./
Talk about redundancy.