The big reveal
Fred: "... and the Higgs boson really is..."
[rips off rubber mask]
All: "OLD MAN HIGGINS!"
Old man Higgins: "I would have gotten away with it too it it weren't for you meddling boffins!"
ROOBY-ROOBY-RU!
A group of Argonne National Laboratory researchers has suggested that last week’s CERN data, fanfared to the world as the discovery of the elusive Higgs-Boson, might actually point to even more exotic creatures. Their Arxiv-posted paper suggests that CERN’s data could have identified either “a generic Higgs doublet” or a “ …