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Cops in Fort Lee have fined 117 pedestrians in a fortnight for jaywalking while engrossed in their smartphone screens - after three people died by wandering into traffic. So far this year officers have warned 575 citizens in the New Jersey borough that they risked, apart from death, an $85 (£52) ticket for strolling into …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    I call them

    iPodestrians, then there is their other name :Doners...

    Fkin muppets either way....

    1. Vic

      Re: I call them

      > then there is their other name :Doners

      They're kebabs?

      Vic.

    2. Severen
      FAIL

      Re: I call them

      Mmm, kebab... :-)

    3. Tasogare
      Unhappy

      :Doners

      First parsed as "Colon Doners".

  2. Neil 44
    Joke

    Can be funny though

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPW8xmI4w6U

    still makes me chuckle.

    Using you phone in the shopping mall can be risky too...

    (total immersion of your phone probably isn't good for it either... wonder how the insurance claim was worded :) )

  3. Eponymous Cowherd
    Joke

    That wasn't a phone

    It was a sat-nav

    "Bear Ahead"? What do you mean "Bear Ahead"?

  4. koolholio
    Go

    I can imagine the slogan for another useless advertising campaign ---

    "TH1NK, D0NT BE AN ID10T, D0NT TXT N WALK..."

    1. Steve Evans

      Nah, way too many vowels.

  5. Number6

    Nicked

    I've always had a problem with jaywalking as an offence, I guess it comes from growing up in a country where we're taught common sense and the ability to judge traffic. Darwin takes care of the inattentive.

    One of these days a cop in the US is going to get upset but so far I've managed to demonstrate my freedom to cross where I want to rather than slavishly walk all the way to the intersection even when there's negligible traffic.

    Of course, one does have to be careful in California where it can induce panic braking in drivers a hundred yards or more away.

  6. dr2chase

    So, texting makes you invisible?

    I don't get all the people piling on the person walking and texting. They're probably not walking very fast, and someone who's driving is supposed to be looking for hazards in the road. Someone walking near the road is someone who can step into the road; better slow down, in case they do.

    Or is it Not Hitting People not the first priority of someone driving a car?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: So, texting makes you invisible?

      W O W the stupidity is off the scale!! Are you a woman driver perhaps?

      "Someone walking near the road is someone who can step into the road; better slow down, in case they do."

      REALLY!! So no one goes anywhere unless it’s at 10MPH in case the fukwit paying ZERO ATTENTION to their surroundings decides to just STEP OUT WITHOUT WARNING!

      I really hope you don't have a driver’s license.

      1. Elmer Phud
        Flame

        Eh?

        "Are you a woman driver perhaps"

        Wtf's that got to do with it?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Relevance of woman driver

          How about that a vast abundance of observed evidence indicates that as a rule women have no idea as to the appropriate priorities of attention whilst in command of a moving vehicle? This would be in addition to the usual complaints about the severe lack of any spatial awareness; inability to recognise important hazards within their field of vision; zero anticipation of the events which might unfold in traffic situations; extreme deficiency in observation skills and a common predisposition to act in an aggressive and inconsiderate manner.

          Probability dictates that exceptions to this rule should exist, but I have never met one nor been exposed to an individual in the real world that constitutes such.

      2. Miek

        Re: So, texting makes you invisible?

        "REALLY!! So no one goes anywhere unless it’s at 10MPH in case the fukwit paying ZERO ATTENTION to their surroundings decides to just STEP OUT WITHOUT WARNING!" -- Yes, you are supposed to anticipate hazards whilst driving, it's part of the theory test.

        "Are you a woman driver perhaps?" -- Sexist arsehole! Are you a white van man?

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "...even if it seems harsh to blame those being hit by cars for lacking the sense to stay out of their way"

    No it doesn't! Who said that it does? They need sectioned.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      FTFY

      * They need TO BE sectioned.

      Did they not teach you at school how to form sentences?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: FTFY

        I expect that his teachers had a hard enough time stopping him from eating crayons and glue going by most of his posts. Wonder who taught him how to use a computer...

  8. Is it me?

    Difference in the Law

    Jay walking is an offence in the US because pedestrians do not have right of way on the public highway, except at designated crossings.

    In the UK pedestrians always have right of way, and can cross the road where they like, it is up to drivers to avoid them, no matter how stupid they are. The only exceptions are Motorways and Clearways where it is an offence to walk on the highway.

    Good drivers always keep their eyes on pedestrians, and should assume they may suddenly decide to cross the road. A good plan with children and running pedestrians.

    You may think running someone down is no problem, but it isn't, unless you are a sociopath, you will suffer emotional trauma. Even if you are a sociopath, you will still have all the hassle and cost of repairing your vehicle from the substantial damage caused from hitting a large solid object, unless you drive an HGV.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Difference in the Law

      It sounds like the U.K. is using a Darwinian approach to eliminate a problem?

      1. Alan Dougherty
        Facepalm

        Re: Difference in the Law

        Funny thing is...

        My friend got hauled into court, in Belfast, for jaywalking.. it was on the papers filed..

        Granted she was hammered, and, granted, she just stepped into 4 lanes of 30mph traffic at kicking out time, and, granted, she done it two feet away from DMSU in their bloody obvious armoured landrover. She did also get a 'beep' and emergency stop from the taxi that was about to send her to the pearly gates.

        But, she *did* get infront of the beak for it, so there must be a rule there somewhere.. just not widely used if everyone shows a bit of common sense..

        In NYC, I got warned by a cop for turning 90Deg and taking a photo down times square, on a crossing (with only two people on it), while the walk sign was on (was still on when I finished my crossing to meet said cop)..

        Cop in NYC was an idiot.. cops in Belfast where damn right... it just depends on the circumstances.. not everyone is a retard.. but I do like our UK system of evolution.. as long as the drivers (esp commercial) get compensation for time off road, if they happen to encounter Darwin ignorant pedestrians / cyclists.

    2. SYNTAX__ERROR
      Go

      Re: Clearways

      A clearway simply designates that no stopping is allowed on a section of highway.

      It is NOT an offence to cross or walk on one.

  9. AceRimmer1980
    FAIL

    Remind me again

    How they're meant to use all these wonderful augmented reality/navigation/where's my nearest art gallery type apps, *for pedestrians*, without getting busted.

    "This is a retrograde step", say El Goog, "How are we supposed to show our ads..I mean, make use of technology to improve our lives.."

    1. Qwelak

      Re: Remind me again

      Perhaps it would be sensible to STOP walking for the few seconds it takes to look at the wizzy, wonderful app or maybe slow down a bit or just maybe not try crossing the feckin road with their nose is buried in their mini-fondleslabs

      Just a thought, (which is what these idiots need)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Remind me again

        As an addenum...

        They also need to get out of the way of other pedestrians if on the sidewalk or out of the middle of the aisle in the stores. They're almost as bad as the people who push a cart down the middle of the shopping aisle and have no concept of picking a side so everyone else can get through.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Remind me again

          What you need there is a portable air horn.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Risky behavior

    If they get hit by a car maybe they'll get a clue.

  11. toadwarrior

    Around here at least most cyclists are pretty sensible. The only thing I don't like are ther assholes who think red lights don't apply to them especially cross walks. The number of times I've almost been hit or saw someone else at a crosswalk is far too high. Bikes come equiped with break so use them.

    Motorcycles, imo, definitely seem to have a higher percentage of assholes who feel the road is theirs to racer around on.

    With cars you obviously get a lot of dicks too but women, particularly mothers, just don't pay attention. Anytime I've been cycling if I've had a near accident without a doubt it was a mother. One even had the nerve to honk and have a go at me even though I entered the intersection way before she came up it. In fact I was exiting as she came racing up there only to notice me at the last moment.

    Baby on board stickers only value is to warn you there's a fucking idiot behind the wheel so stay far away.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Surely walking and texting isn't that hard?

    I've dont it for years and so far I've managed to avoid ever hitting anyone, falling into a fountain, and surprisingly I can walk in London, using my mobile to text and actually have the sense to look up and check for traffic as I approach a junction/crossing...

    Really its a Darwinian thing, those who can't cope with technology in real life, will exit life...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      It shouldn't be hard, but where I work there is a tendancy to slow down to such an extent that it they become an irritant - especially walking up and down stairs. I've clearly stated that when I'm CEO I'm banning the use of mobile phones whilst walking around the building.....

    2. Intractable Potsherd

      Walking and texting is hard.

      In the same way that walking and reading anything is hard. It has never, ever occurred to me not to stop walking, move out of the way of other pedestrians where necessary, and then read/write the text. However, I may be odd, because I tend to do the same when talking on a mobile - stop, find an appropriate place to stand, and take/make the call.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Interesting pontification...

    It is interesting to see so many people's take on the legalities surrounding pedestrian use of roadways in the US.

    The fact is; there is no unified law surrounding this in the US; each state (and even county and cities) get to set their own laws. In most states jay-walking is illegal, but, also in most states, the pedestrian always has the right of way. In most places, even if jay-walking is illegal, it is not enforced. Also, in most places if you are at a 4 way intersection with a light and pedestrian crossing lights, the street you are crossing is stopped, but the other street is green, however it is still incumbent on anyone turning off that street to give deference to any traffic (pedestrian or otherwise) that they will be crossing during the course of their turn.

  14. William Boyle
    Thumb Up

    Oblivious texters walk into traffic...

    Sounds like a Darwin moment to me!

  15. Hubert Thrunge Jr.
    Childcatcher

    Good for business....

    Think of all of the sick people that would benefit from the donor organs!

    The Americans (and other capitals) need to install Trolley Buses* to keep up with the iPodestrian generation, and the demand for transplant organs.

    The World population will benefit as halfwits will be removed from existence, leaving people with common sense left. Which means that we won't need as many health & safety rules, and once more our children will be allowed to climb trees, play conkers, and run around the house with scissors in relative safety.

    *= Trolley Bus - electrically propelled bus, powered by overhead power cables, which runs on conventional wheels/roads, unlike a tram which requires a track. Because they are almost silent in operation, as known to the locals as "The Creeping Death".

  16. mightyrajh

    Darwin +1

    Yes, let's get them out of the gene pool. Mobile phone drivers (texters should already be on the endangered list) are also fair game. They'll kill a few smart people before they go extinct but that is a price we'll have to bear.

    Going every where with headphones on should have died out with the now extinct walkman.

  17. jezbod

    Re: Is it me?

    "In the UK pedestrians always have right of way, and can cross the road where they like, it is up to drivers to avoid them, no matter how stupid they are. "

    If that is the case, why did they teach the Green Cross Code? If they have right of way, just walk out and everyone will stop for you... as far as I know, other than legal crossing points*, pedestrians only have right of way when crossing a side street and you are turning into said side street

    *On a side note pedestrians only have right of way at a Zebra crossing when they have a foot on the crossing, otherwise you do not have to stop!

    1. Rikki-Tikki-Tavi

      Re: Is it me?

      They taught the Green Cross Code because of the dangerous drivers who weren't looking out for pedestrians.

      If a pedestrian is already crossing the road at any point (except for the aforementioned Motorways etc) then they gain right of way over oncoming vehicles who must slow down and stop to let them continue to cross. The legality of stepping out in right in front of a moving vehicle presumably becomes a matter for the law court to determine on a case by case basis.

      Whilst you may only have to stop when they have a foot on the crossing, you DO have to stop. So you are driving without due care and attention if you have not slowed down in anticipation of the foot being placed on the crossing.

      What amazes me is the number of pedestrians, cyclists, bikers and drivers who think that skill is defined by how fast you can go in a straight line.

    2. Vic

      Re: Is it me?

      > If that is the case, why did they teach the Green Cross Code?

      Because being right doesn't help much when you're dead.

      > pedestrians only have right of way when crossing a side street and you are

      > turning into said side street

      Rule 206 of the Highway Code says differently. RTA probably has a section to make that enforceable, but I can't be arsed to check right now.

      Vic.

    3. David Black
      Meh

      Re: Is it me?

      Having struck pedestrians in my 20 years on the road, I can assure you that every legal instrument under the sun is against the driver. In one case, the drunk girl actually jumped onto the bonnet of my car then fell on the ground (I had stopped by this time) and though she was totally uninjured, I got to pay for the ambulance that someone else called. Another time, a young girl ran across the road (with headphones and not looking) and actually struck the side of my car and broke her legs under my back wheel. There was no way it was my fault or anything and yet I got to pick up her £12,000 bill and had my car insurance hiked by 50% for 5 years! Because motorists are insured, you'll alwys be found partially liable :(

      I only wish there was a compulsory insurance for cyclists and pedestrians, might level things a little.

  18. MJI Silver badge

    Where is a lamp post when you need it?

    A few weeks ago on a Sunday, saw a woman reading a book, holding an umbrella, (raining), walking along a pavement.

    Why were the nearest lamp posts so far away?

    It would have been funny!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: SHOCK HORROR

      She may actually have had a brain.

    2. Alister

      Re: Where is a lamp post when you need it?

      >>A few weeks ago on a Sunday, saw a woman reading a book, holding an umbrella, walking along a pavement.

      See, proof that women CAN multi-task...

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Is there bonus points?

    Do you get bonus points if you whack more than one texter at a time?

  20. Graham Marsden
    Facepalm

    Last night...

    ... walking back from the pub with a friend, coming the other way on the pavement was a young woman who was clearly *totally* oblivious to our presence because she was so engrossed with her mobile phone's display.

    It wasn't until she was about six feet from us that I gave a little whilstle and she suddenly looks up and stops dead, realising that she has almost walked into us.

    At least she had the good grace to apologise through her blushes...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Last night...

      They need an app... that tells them to pull their head outta their arse when walking, talking or texting.

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