Android
Actually, Jota Text Editor for Android is a pretty decent text editor with feature approaching that of MS Wordpad. Too bad it is currently only available on keyboard-less smartphones and fondleslabs with their beyond-horrible touchscreen keyboards which rather defeats the purpose of having a decent text editor available.
For the "cloud-oriented" there is always Google Docs. A dedicated UI is available from the Android Market at no charge which makes GD more usable than trying to use them through the browser. If you look around a bit, there is even an application which allows LaTeX using Docs as the editor. Again, the keyboard issues apply.
I would love to have something like the article author pines for, as long as it has decently SHAPED keytops like the TRS100 instead of the chiclet crap on almost every new notebook/netbook/bluetooth keyboard. Just because Apple uses something does not make it a good idea but everyone seems to play "follow the fruit" instead of considering what actually makes their kit easy to use rather than just fashionable. I would really love an editor with built-in LaTeX commands available with a keystroke or two like the Texmaker application for Unix, Windows and OSX.
Of course, I am weird.
Mine is the one with the old Acer Aspire 4315 running Xubuntu Natty hanging with it.