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The hard cases among you who subscribe to the "I'll drink anything, me" school are directed to the Green Man Pub in Wellington, which is serving up shots of apple-infused horse semen. The tempting equine oyster concoction - dubbed Hoihoi tatea - forms part of the NZ boozer's entry into the 14th annual Monteith's Beer & Wild …

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Trollface

My horse is amazing...

Does it taste like raisins?

And does this bar serve lemonade?

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Way to spoil a great joke

Mechanic goes over to the girl's car and says "looks like you've blown a seal."

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"No, it was definitely a horse."

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Anonymous Coward

Wish I was there....

.... to see the girls "come onto me then" after the mood changing shots and all the hormones that go with it.

If they were to employ lasses to do the jerking, they might as well get it directly from the horse's ...th.

Who would visit the pub then?

Now, wheres the technology angle?

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Joke

Mr. Ed would be egg-cited

And neigh while singing, "A HORSE is a HORSE, of COARSe.. of COURSE"... The jockeys might become jealous... (or, in some egg-stream cases, jail-louse)

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WTF?

Do these Kiwi women

Have an unexplainable desire to watch "The Black Stallion" or "National Velvet" afterwards??

Remind me to just stick with icewater and not drink anything served in a shot glass the next time I am in New Zealand....

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snowballing

that is all

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Facepalm

"apple-infused horse semen."

iCum?

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Special

you are indeed special haha!

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Happy

I'm speechless!

The whole idea has left me feeling a little horse.

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Coat

A little horse.

Applejack, perchance?

Yeah I know, I already said I was going.

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outstanding reporting!

I needed a good laugh... the comments above are comedic gold, for the most part.

Thank you reg, from across the pond! :)

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Alien

I find this story hard to swallow

See title

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Paris Hilton

I find this story hard to swallow 2.0

... at that price, you don't want to be spitting.

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