Albuquerque shopper samples free man oysters

Re: if

"The victim had of been a man we would be reading about an assault case . If proven the guy needs to be forced eat the same yogurt then a few kicks to the nuts."

TBH I will not touch 'tasters' in supermarkets, malls or anywhere else (I'm also picky about restaurants and hotels, about which I can tell you some horrible stories). I never give them eye contact, and practically tell them to 'talk to the hand' when they try to way lay me. Did they spit whilst talking to a customer? Did they cough or sneeze whilst in the vicinity of the food, or did anyone else? So no, eating free samples is not a very bright thing to do, IMNSVHO, though I had *never* thought that someone could stoop so low as to put semen into the stuff.

I do hope that someone breaks his nose when he is inside, as he certainly ought to be, if only because this is the act of a sex offender. Just think about it for a moment. Offenders start off with small offences and work their way up. The paedophile, Ronald Black, started off stealing female underwear from washing lines. He ended up abducting small children in his van, driven about the country as a part of his work, and killing them. So no, this is not funny. Consistent with points I've made elsewhere in Reg fora, I will not be surprised to find this individual has previous and that this sort of offence is followed by worse. So it is not funny at all.

What does surprise me is that no one has insisted that he should eat his own nuts. There would seem to be a bizarre form of equivalence there. As to the yoghurt, I would not be surprised to learn that he 'tested' it in advance.