Too bad he didn't get mortally wounded on the right leg ... "right" as in "correct". Poor bird just didn't kick high enough.
A California man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after an accident involving a metal-enhanced cock. José Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, California, a spectator at a cockfight who had previously been fined for owning or training an animal for fighting, died after being stabbed in the leg in Tulare County, the Grauniad …
.......so that those in the audience for these events died at least a frequently when they watch as the poor bloody animals do we would discover that these "sports" would die a natural death. One can always hope.
I like the first one.
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* Distressed cock whipped out of wheelie bin (7 October 2010)
* Drunken German joyrider totals 300 chickens (13 August 2007)
* Foghorn McLeghorn threatened with Asbo (8 September 2006)
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