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A California man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after an accident involving a metal-enhanced cock. José Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, California, a spectator at a cockfight who had previously been fined for owning or training an animal for fighting, died after being stabbed in the leg in Tulare County, the Grauniad …

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  1. Doug Glass
    Go

    Wrong Leg

    Too bad he didn't get mortally wounded on the right leg ... "right" as in "correct". Poor bird just didn't kick high enough.

  2. Arctic fox
    Grenade

    Cockfighting, bearbaiting, bullfighting etc. Perhaps if we could arrange things......

    .......so that those in the audience for these events died at least a frequently when they watch as the poor bloody animals do we would discover that these "sports" would die a natural death. One can always hope.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Jobs Horns

      Re: Wrong Leg

      I've read this four times and I still don't get your point...!

      Btw, cock icon.

      1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

        Re: Re: Wrong Leg

        Hur hur you said 'point'.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    I shot a man in Reno

    just to see his cock

  4. AlanN

    Related cock stories

    I like the first one.

    Related stories

    * Assange fights extradition in court (7 February 2011)

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    * Foghorn McLeghorn threatened with Asbo (8 September 2006)

  5. VeganVegan
    Linux

    They really ought to open up doner kebab shops in California

    The birds are simply too angry there.

    (we need more bird icons)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Thumb Up

      Good call: kebabs save lives

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/08/kebab_lifesaver/

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Quote

    Just trying to visualise a "metal-enhanced cock."

    Do I really need to explain.....

  7. Amadeus
    WTF?

    Related?

    What I don't understand is why "Assange fights extradition in court" is top of the related stories list.

  8. Triggerfish

    RE:Breaking the pattern

    Nah but next time an old lady dies in her flat, they can do a 'Pussy eats woman story'.

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