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Economies may rise and fall every few decades or so, but at least the hard work we've put into global warming is "irreversible" on the human time scale. That's according to research from a team of US environmental scientists published today in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. The report claims that …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    in planetary

    In planetary terms that's just a blip, a thousand years, the Earth all barely notice, mankind all disappear at somepoint and a after million years there'll be no trace we'd ever been here. Except maybe a few plastic bottles and a new source of fossil fuels for the next genetic experiment.

    We're little more then a surface nuisance. A short lived surface nuisance.

  2. 3x2

    Just keep modeling

    Its been a good week for models 'o' doom. Got to love this classy byline from the BBC...

    "A mathematical model based on fading sea ice and the population growth of emperor penguins suggests their likely demise. "

    (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7851276.stm)

    Long live virtual science.

  3. g e
    Paris Hilton

    Exiting an ice age?

    Well try some rugh n ready maths. If YOU know better then postr something more accurate, I'm no geologist...

    Last ice age 'ended' so to speak circa 10k years ago.

    Apparently we're warming up at about 1degC every 111-113 years (ish)

    Arctic temperatures are around -60degC (?? wikiP reckons -40 to -68 degC for Arctic, -85degC for Antarctica)

    Average temp around is the world is about 20degC (??)

    20-(-60) = 80degC change which at current rate of change would take about 9000 years to happen or ~11600 years for the Antarctic (-85degC)...

    Oh hangon, that's virtually a straight line back the the last ice age...

    Paris cos she does 'other' stuff than maths

  4. John Widger
    Coat

    Scaremongering

    IMHO I think that it's all an excuse to force a technology change. Fossil fuel BAD. Nuclear fuel GOOD. Common sense has nothing to do with it. We're looking at the latest/restyled Cash Cow.

  5. James

    Oh dear ...

    .. more climate change models - that is, simulations run on computers using some peoples ideas of what may or may not happen. NOT SCIENTIFIC FACT !!

    As we are presently in an INTER-GLACIAL period I think I am quite happy for the planet to get a bit warmer to delay the inevitable !!

    I do not understand why Global Warming / Climate Change pseudo-scientists do not look at the massive variations in climate over the past few billion years to see how little our climate is actually changing.

    The planet and mankind have survived several years when light was reduced by a blanket of dust and particles from volcanic eruptions. The planet has survived multiple meteor impacts - it will continue to survive. The life that presently inhabits the planet may not - but some form of life will !

  6. Mark
    Black Helicopters

    Anonymous Coward 08:35

    So who DO you believe, since you could be insane, you can't believe yourself. Since you can't believe people who look into this, and you can't believe someone who knows nothing, there's nobody left.

    For you, EVERYTHING is a conspiracy!

    NOTE: Funny thing about "AGW is a conspiracy" theorists. They are exactly the same people who reckon anyone thinking 11/9 was a government ploy to garner more power for itself as "complete whackjobs". That conspiracy is far, FAR smaller and far less complex than the "AGW is a conspiracy" demands.

  7. James

    And there's more...

    "People have imagined that if we stopped emitting carbon dioxide that the climate would go back to normal in 100 years or 200 years," said study author Susan Soloman. "What we're showing here is that's not right. It's essentially an irreversible change that will last for more than a thousand years."

    In geological time 1000 years is almost insignificant ! An ice age, which would cover the UK destroying every village, town and city and displacing a population of 55 million (or thereabouts) would last 80,000 to 100,000 years.

    The warm inter-glacials have "been much shorter, lasting about 10,000 years. The last Ice Age or glacial period on Earth ended roughly 14,000 years ago." So, we're due another one !

    Also, how do we know that this "irreversible change" would not, actually, be good !

    Unlike humans, the planet does not maintain a "status quo" - it changes all the time. Rather than trying to force the planet to obey some "golden age" idyll, humans would be better to adapt with it (as they did in the past). When the ice age returns we'll all be nomads again !

    Of course, nomads are people of no-fixed abode so governments CANNOT tax them! Perhaps this is the real fear of our governments !

    BTW: I am NOT arguing for minimising human impact on the planet - I AM arguing that the planet is big enough to look after itself and ultimately will do so, no matter what the human race does.

  8. Anonymous Coward
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    Futurama knew all about this year's ago

    Do people not remember the episode with the lost and sunken city of Atlanta?

  9. weirdcult
    Heart

    @ Netgeek

    i think i love you.

  10. Cameron Colley
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    Please let this become the consensus!

    Because I'm sick and tired of hearing people talk about fucking Carbon emissions being the be all and end all of the environment. If I gave a flying monkey's about the human race I'd also be very worried that we're not preparing for the climate change, that _will happen_, because people are too busy saving for Toybota Piuses.

  11. Elmer Phud

    Big Deal (not)

    Humans - who have not been around for long - seem to think the planet was built for thier sole use and enjoyment. Selfish buggers, the lot of 'em.

    The planet does not need 'saving', the planet continually belches and gets rid of the scum on the surface. Global warming won't be 'irreversable', just that humans won't be around for the next big change of climate - not that they'd survive it anyway, delicate little things that they are.

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! it's bloody big rock and it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Arse covering

    Seems to me that whenever it looks like the evidence won't support their models, the greenhouse gassers find excuses to shift the goalposts rather than admit that the evidence suggests CO2 does not drive global temperature. They do it when CO2 goes up and temperature doesn't, and now they are covering their arses in case CO2 drops and the temperature doesn't. So whatever the climate does they will say it is somehow due to anthopogenic CO2. This isn't science, it is hokum.

    Anonymous because I am a PhD Scientist with a hard (i.e. not "environmental studies" or some other mickey mouse course) science background and 30 years Energy and Environmental experience in academia, industry and consultancy, but publicly saying that you don't believe in anthopogenic CO2 driven climate change makes you a heretic against the current dogma and blows your career. I am not alone in keeping my head down because of the baying mob.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    @ Is the report available online?

    Of course it's bloody peer reviewed it's PNAS ffs.

    No it won't be available on line (to you), but your University library may have it, and if not you can ask your tutor to fill out and inter library loan request form for you.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    1000 years?

    Who cares - we'll all be long dead by then anyway.

  15. dervheid
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    Let me get this right.

    "global warming is "irreversible" on the human time scale"

    So.

    Does that mean there's Sweet FA we can do about it.

    Great.

    Lets all stop worrying about it happening then. If this *is* the case, we should be expending more effort on planning for a future that's going to be very different from the world we have now, rather than thinking like King Canute that buying a Toyota 'Pious' or any other hybrid/leccy vehicle is going to stop the water rising.

  16. James Pickett
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    Irreversible

    No point in worrying about then.. :-)

  17. Evil Auditor Silver badge

    "would go back to normal"

    But what is normal? The climate we are prepared to cope with in our modern lifes? The climate we built our houses* for and designed our ACUs?

    Or 'normal' such as in the past period of a couple of million years with hugh recurring changes?

    We are definitely not doomed, no matter how real or irreversible or human-made global warming is. It is simply a question of natural selection: those who are able to fit with the change will survive - be it animals, plants, human beings or politicians and journalists.

    EA

    *not exactly in the UK. British houses were surely built for the warm future climate which we will soon suffer from or enjoy; all depends on the individual attitude.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wildly optimistic

    I'd be very surprised indeed to see only 3ft of sea-level increase before my 100th birthday in 2065.

  19. Matthew

    Why don't people question anything anymore?

    Once upon a time, the atmosphere of the Earth was almost entirely CO2, there was no Oxygen at all. Then, as bacteria came along it changed. The Earth didn't explode or melt, it was fine.

    Before the last ice age kicked in, the level of CO2 was 17 times higher than it is now, and guess what, it didn't blow up then either.

    If CO2 affected the temperature then the IPCC, NOAA or the BBC would be able to show a graph that illustrates this, but as it doesn't, they can't. Occasionally it follows a similar path but the CO2 level lags behind the temperature.

    If man-made CO2 affected the temperature then again they'd be able to show a graph but they can't because it doesn't (10 years of cooling despite CO2 rising).

    So it can be illustrated that our CO2 emissions have no affect and that CO2 doesn't cause catastrophe to the planet so there's no need to save it.

    The IPCC warns that if we carry on for another 200 years (despite having run out of oil & coal long before that) then the sea level could rise 1M which would be terminally bad also (I'm sure it wouldn't take that long to build a wall in areas liable to flooding).

    Essentially they've no evidence it's man made, no evidence it can be stopped, no evidence it's really a problem. You don't need to be a scientist, you just need to look at what these people are saying to see how it just doesn't add up.

    I'm just glad that more and more scientists are distancing themselves from this.

  20. Wade Burchette

    @ Ogden Freen

    Do you mean like these scientists:

    http://www.petitionproject.org/

    Or do you mean only the scientists that just agree with your viewpoint?

  21. Mark
    Pirate

    re: Why bother then?

    Death is inevitable. We can't avoid it or reverse the decision.

    So why not just give up now.

    Throw yourself off a cliff.

    Hope springs eternal.

  22. Mark
    Dead Vulture

    re: Urgh

    Big Oil Reports that there's nothing wrong with humans burning oil because they won't make billions.

  23. Mark
    Dead Vulture

    @Enrico Vanni

    But the vast majority of scientists wouldn't know what climatology was like if it snuck into bed with them and gave them a BJ.

    Fuck, a programmer is a computer scientist.

    So you might be right, but that's not necessarily of any frigging use whatsoever.

  24. Mark
    Dead Vulture

    @Goatan

    "All scientists fiddle the results to form the conclusions they wish to prove."

    Which you can prove as long as you fiddle the results to form the conclusion you wish to prove...

  25. Mark
    Dead Vulture

    re: Oh yeah that's right

    Please tell me where the scientists are here that are informing you? Because there aren't many and most of them are saying "It's real".

    What you have here mostly is a lot of people saying "Scientists say it isn't real, I read about it on the interwebs" and other nonscientists (I assume) saying "Scientists will make any shit up to get the result they want".

    So apparently if people come here only to be informed by scientists, they mistyped www.realclimate.org.

  26. Mark
    Paris Hilton

    re: Impossible

    Please tell me how many millions of years that CO2 was from?

    Now although we get here in the UK about 1m of rain in a year, if we get that all in an hour, what happens? Everything fine?

    Jesus, you'll grab anything to make it better, won't you.

  27. Mark
    Paris Hilton

    Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 28th January 2009 08:57 GMT

    Why do you mention the 3%? That is irrelevant. All that means is that out of the 100% of CO2 that is taken up each year, 103% is released into the atmosphere.

    do you know what happens then?

    Year 1: 103% CO2

    Year 2: 106.09% CO2

    .

    .

    .

    Year 20: 180.61112346694% CO2

    .

    .

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  28. Aron
    Go

    Naturally

    Of course it is irreversible. Humanity is too puny and irrelevant to have caused it and thus can't stop it either. We're not the huge influence that the religious movement called Environmentalism thinks we are.

  29. Anonymous Coward
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    @Matthew

    The "CO2 was 17 times higher than today" claim for the Ice Age is simply bogus - in fact it was lower than today, and the curve you asked for is well known, as is the cause of the lag in it (which is to do with the solubility in the oceans of CO2 varying as the temperature varies). Probably too complicated for you, but that has no effect on its validity

    You can go and live on Venus if you think CO2 has no effect; let us know how that works out for you.

  30. Mark
    Boffin

    @Aron

    Are we? Or is that just an argument from personal incredulity?

    Remember, the earth's atmosphere is thinner in proportion to the earth than the skin of an apple.

    That's all we need to change, not the entire earth, just the extremely thin and tenuous gas that we all have to breathe.

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Whew!

    I guess we don't have to bother worrying about it anymore then, right?

    Close up the funding - we'll use the money we were going to pay into cleaning up the mess for the big "we're all gonna die!" farewell bash.

  32. Mark
    Paris Hilton

    @Wade Burchette

    And that is the same oregon petition that included names of people who have asked to be removed? The same petition that has names of people who are dead, fictional characters and not scientists?

    That petition?

    Or do you only check up for lies when the statement disagrees with your preconceptions?

  33. EvilGav

    Typical

    Yet another report/study predicting doom and gloom, based on studying facts, figures, other peoples work, whispered comments, runes and chicken entrails.

    Lets get things straight. Is there climate change ? Yes. Is there anthropogenic climate change ? jury's still out.

    If there is such a large concensus on everything being really bad and we need to do something, why isn't all the money being funnelled to these "scientists" who write the doom and gloom papers, not being given to physicists, biologists and chemists to work out a solution to the problem ? Like zero pollution energy production, tanks of hybrid algae (one of the larger consumers of CO2 I believe) and ways to collect and store (cheaply and efficiently) all the excess CO2.

    No, both sides of the argument are paying for reports to say whatever they want, with precious little actually being spent to find a solution.

  34. Mark

    Jury's still out????

    No, the jury if peers has come back and said "Yup, more than half is our fault".

  35. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @Impossible

    "Please tell me how many millions of years that CO2 was from?"

    Your missing the point, even if we turned *all* 100% of biomass & oil and coal from plant material to CO2, NOW, in zero seconds, the earth would still not suffer runaway global warming.

    Because when all the carbon that we're creating from plant material WAS in the form of CO2, the earth didn't suffer runaway global warming. i.e. there isn't enough CO2 from all plant material, petroleum, coal biomass etc. to cause runaway global warming.

    "Jesus, you'll grab anything to make it better, won't you."

    It is better, Global Warming may be real, runaway global warming certainly isn't.

  36. Ogden Freen

    Wow, what a load o' horseshit

    Once again, I'm not a scientist. At least I admit it, unlike a lot of the posters here who submit their half baked comments here. Maybe if I claimed to be a scientists it would be worse, as some half wit even went as far as saying that no scientists (except of course computer scientists) produce anything of any use.

    I merely put forward that I tend to believe the published opinions of the Royal Society, the European Academy of Sciences and Arts, International Council of Academies of Engineering and Technological Sciences, the InterAcademy Council, the American Association for the Advancement of Science, the American Geophysical Union, the Geological Society of America, the Australian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society, etc etc etc

    (The list is long)

    ...not to mention the IPCC

    I read popular science journals and the web.

    Because I don't run with the herd of Reg readers I get flamed.

    Bugger that.

    So you don't like hippies and don't trust THE VAST MAJORITY of scientists.

    Get over it.

  37. dervheid

    @ Wow, what a load o' horseshit

    Actually, I think you'll find it's bullshit.

    Yes, bullshit, and sheep-shit, goat-shit, chicken-shit, and yes, to a lesser extent horse-shit, hell even the camel-shit. Actually, it's ALL shit.

    Common element here - methane.

    Animals (and people) fart millions of tons of it every year, and methane is a considerably more effective greenhouse gas than CO2. Combine that with the methane from rotting garbage...

  38. Mark
    Alert

    dervheid, Super-Genius

    I'm pretty sure that nobody IN THE WORLD has *ever* thought of that.

    Your genius is unsurpassed and you will get a Nobel prize forthwith for uncovering the forgotten element.

    Methane.

    The World Salutes You.

    Saviour Of The Planet.

  39. Mark
    Flame

    Please show your workings

    "Your missing the point, even if we turned *all* 100% of biomass & oil and coal from plant material to CO2, NOW, in zero seconds, the earth would still not suffer runaway global warming."

    Please show your workings.

    Since you have stated this as evident truth, you must have done so.

    So, please. Show us.

    Or tell us the journal you have written that has this in.

    We await your magnificence to be revealed...

  40. dervheid

    Mark, I thank you

    Truly, I am humbled by your praise.

    I do it not for the glory, however, but for the generations to come after us.

    We MUST overcome this obsession with CO2, but let's not hold our breath on that one, shall we.

    Although, if you're volunteering...

  41. Mark
    Alert

    No, tell us more!!!

    Come on, you have more, we know it.

    Tell us how the sun is responsible for the heat on earth! That will prove the scientists wrong! I'm sure they forgot that too. They probably think it's just God's security light...

  42. dervheid
    Coat

    Mark, You're so right!

    The sun IS the problem!

    NASA are looking for volunteers for a manned mission, it's objective is to put an object large enough between the sun and the earth to reduce solar radiation just enough to slow down the naturally occurring warming cycle at the present hospitable temperature range.

    I have it on good authority that you were put forward for this mission, but your skull was deemed to be to large and dense and it's shadow would plunge the earth and all its inhabitants into an immediate ice-age, forcing us to burn even more precious fossil fuel, and/or all the lentil munching eco-nazis just to keep warm.

    I'm afraid I'd have to reject any call to participate, as I'm far too busy adding copious quantities of CO2 and methane into the atmosphere. Perhaps you'd care to join me for a large curry this evening. I'll send my driver round in the Hummer. Best bring your coat, apparently it's going to get really chilly.

  43. Mark

    Go on, Dervheid, you go

    You outshine the sun in your brilliance.

  44. Tom Paine
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    Read the paper

    The paper's up for free at the PNAS site:

    http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2009/01/28/0812721106.full.pdf+html

    Denialists who would like to put their money where their typing fingers are invited to visit http://www.longbets.org/196 , where we can make the question of whether AGW is real or some vast conspiracy by liberal book-laarnin' "scientists" and their grant-hugging tree-knitting yogurty friends, or the scientific method actually works. I know which side my money's on.

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