Aw shucks, I'm embarrassed but I have a rather thick skin so the insult was somewhat wasted. Nice try but you only get a could do better.
Microsoft has gained patent rights to a technology for censoring speech. An automatic censoring filter, available in real-time mode or a batch mode, processes an input audio data stream containing speech and then alters “undesired words or phrases” to make them “unintelligible or inaudible”. The software giant was awarded …
1) The LaLiLuLeLo can be found somewhere in here: http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/MGS2/
2) "Philip K Masculine Area" They should have used Phil's own pseudonym, "Horselover Fat"
3) This hot, new,innovative Microsoft brainfart will certainly be endorsed by all of those who must not pronounce the name JEHOVA. Any other useful application? I don't think so.
El Reg have got one of these devices already.
The trouble is the techies installed it on a Friday afternoon after a tough lunchtime in the pub and put it in the wrong way round, with the result that it's randomly *adding* loads of big-and-clever words to everything fed through it.
Which at least explains where Ted Dziuba's 'Fail and **** You' articles come from.
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