"Abstinence comes to mind as the first, but there are more."
For the over-forty set, nudity itself is 100% effective.
I'm 48, BTW.
El Reg's fave hotel heiress "One night in" Paris Hilton has touchingly expressed her desire to get up the duff asap and drop a sprog within the next year, according to the Sun. The prospective father is at present rocker Benji Madden, who the highly-talented celeb has been dating since February. Hilton said: "I have a lot of …
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