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Battling Streatham clotheshorse Naomi "Fuck off and respect my privacy" Campbell is being held at Heathrow airport having been arrested "on suspicion of assaulting a police officer", the BBC reports. Details are as yet scarce, but a police spokesman said: "At 17:11 police were called after a disturbance at Heathrow Airport …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    An even better idea - arm her!

    Further to my previous suggestion (and several others too), could we not solve two problems in one go by taking the guns off the pilots and giving them to Naomi.

    As we have learned from El Reg, the pilots clearly can't handle their guns properly and shoot holes in the planes instead of the people. Naomi, on the other hand,has demonstrated lightning quick reactions and a good aim on several occasions in the past.

    Yeah, lose my bag now, motherfucker.

    Mine's the t-shirt with "Guns don't kill people - Naomi does" on it.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Phorm?

    Any votes for sending her into BT to sort out this Phorm business?

  3. James Pickett
    Flame

    Delicate creatures..

    ..police officers. Especially when they're assaulting you!

    I'd be a bit miffed if my just checked-in luggage had gone astray in a brand-new terminal dedicated to a single airline, too. I hope she sues...

  4. susan sangster
    Unhappy

    The Lookalike to Naomi Campbell (Susan Sangster from A List Lookalikes)

    I (Susan Sangster lookalike to Naomi Campbell) was meant to fly with Heathrow T5 - but, thought not as I did not want my items lost and I carry less value items around me than Naomi ! Why on earth did she select that airport noing full well the serious matter at persent????

    www.myspace.com/susansangster

    www.susansangster.com

  5. P.Nutt
    Paris Hilton

    WTF does this mean?

    "She arrived at Heathrow Terminal 5 in plenty of time" So does that mean she was actually there 2 hours before departure like the ticket stated and the rest of us do or did she turn up 5 minutes before the flight was due to leave, The fact it was still on the runway and the doors open is still plenty of time surely??

    Paris as she has way more class than this "common ore" supermodel

  6. Matt
    Alert

    Odds & Sods -> Entertainment

    Perhaps all you "where's the IT angle"/"this is tabloid fodder" naysayers would be best if you avoided any article that appears in this section in future.

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  8. Cameron Colley

    RE:"...on suspicion of..."

    It's called "Innocent until proven guilty" and, if you check, I think you'll find it's the basis of law in the majority of civilised places. I'd say that the fact that she was arrested on suspicion means that the police involved understand the law -- for once it appears the press do too, perhaps they're scared of being done for libel if it turns out she's innocent?

  9. Ron Eve
    Coat

    @So you do everything right ... AC

    "they loose your luggage and then have the gaul to ask you to leave the plane!"

    Good grief. The baggage handlers set the bags free? And does it officially require a native of (formally) Western Europe to eject you from the plane?

    I think we should be told.

    :-)

    Mine's the one with the big hat...

  10. Steve
    Joke

    maybe she should have tried this instead

    http://www.weewilliewalsh.co.uk/

    (entirely SFW, by the way)

  11. Ioannis Chartofillis
    Dead Vulture

    Oh, the mockery...

    At London Heathrow Terminal 5 we’ve created a natural, logical journey that’s so calm, you’ll flow through. It shouldn’t take long to get from Check-in to Departures. Transferring and arriving are just as simple and calm. Spend the time you save enjoying the excellent range of shops, cafes and restaurants. Or simply relax and be wowed by the world class architecture.

    http://www.terminal5.ba.com/en/default.aspx

  12. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: @So you do everything right ... AC

    Yes. The Romans are usually much more polite about it, etc.

  13. Giles Jones Gold badge

    Way too optimistic

    She's obviously way too optimistic, like most people who don't understand what happens in the real world. She doesn't understand the shoddy working practices, limited resources etc.. of public transport.

    If she was a little more cynical and assumed the worse then she wouldn't get so stressed.

    Sadly nothing works as well as it should on this overcrowded rock.

  14. Keith Williams
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    @Ron Eve

    "And does it officially require a native of (formally) Western Europe "

    would that be formally known as France or formerly known as Gaul?

    De Gaul of it all! ;-)

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    Innocent until proven guilty

    innocent until proven guilty.

    Oh yes so alive and well in this society fits perfectly with mr Clowns desperate attempts to constantly increase the detention without charge

    Innocent uncharged and imprisoned.

    perfect example of how alive and well it is.

  16. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: @Ron Eve

    Good. Good. Let the pedantry flow.

    *rubs gnarled old hands*

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    contrast

    will be interesting to see if she has to mop floors again or just gets the stern talking to... isn't assaulting an officer of the law a greater offence than throwing a phone at your maid?

    I bet she gets the good ole brittish celeb let off!

  18. Stuart Castle Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Hmm

    Battling Streatham clotheshorse? Check.

    Terminal 5? Check.

    Paris Hilton? Nope..

    El Reg, I am disappointed. We've gone several days without a story about our favourite party going ex-hotel heiress..

  19. martin townend

    This Chic never learns

    I am sure she knows exactly what she is doing, so nobody has heard from her in a while now she needs us to remember her (whilst she is doing community service).

  20. StopthePropaganda
    Thumb Up

    Another vote

    for a violent Naomi icon for use whenever there are emotionally retarded, socially-inflated, mean spirited and violence prone celebrities getting caught for doing what they do all the time, but their press and agents cover up whenever possible.

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  22. lee harvey osmond
    Paris Hilton

    Even Naomi goes on holiday

    after all, a change is good as arrest

  23. Reid Malenfant
    Stop

    Get a grip people

    The Air Navigation (No 2) Order 1995, Article 59A states:

    - No person shall while on an aircraft:

    a, use any threatening, abusive or insulting words towards a member of the crew

    b, behave in a threatening, abusive, insulting or disorderly manner towards the crew of the aircraft; or,

    c, intentionally interfere with the performance by a crew member of his duties

    The disturbance, hissy fit, tantrum or whatever else you want to call it was already going before the police were called - this was the reason why they were called in the first place. It is unlikely they'd have known the nature of the dispute, nor who was involved, until they'd arrived and they'd probably have cared even less.

    Unfortunately, as in so many of our town centres, borish drunks, quarelsome couples and obnoxious scumbags have become a common problem on aircraft and at Heathrow in general. This is precisely why Article 59A was introduced in Sept. 1999. This law is strictly enforced for good reason, as you'll know if you've ever had the misfortune of witnessing an abusive argument or brawl at 30,000 feet.

    The flight crews work for their airlines, not BAA, they are not personally responsible for hold luggage movements let alone the running of the airport (nor for that matter are the police). Flight crews will not tolerate anyone going 'off-on-one' prior to takeoff and will invariably call upon the police to exclude such persons, regardless of how 'understandable' someone's predicament might be.

    For their part, the Police will initially ask the person to exit quietly (a confined airframe is no place for a scuffle), it does not necessarily follow that every individual will be prosecuted, they are just required to get off the aircraft as calmly and quietly as possible. In minor incidents the Police often advise the ejectee how best to pursue civil redress and obtain compensation. As is usually the case, the ultimate arbiter of deciding an officer's response is the ejectee themselves, such incidents are both common and extremely tedious.

    I would say that someone spitting in your face is both grossly offensive and disgusting in the extreme, it most certainly is an assault. I wouldn't like it, I doubt that you would too; especially when all you're trying to do is your job and you're not even remotely responsible for the situation that gave rise to the dispute in the first place. Spitting is invariably adopted by those who intend to be deliberately provocative and offensive, it has little defensive value - though quite good for courting publicilty (sorry guys, a little harsh perhaps?).

    Whatever sympathies you may have for this woman's plight, her response and behaviour towards it was both childish and unneccessary. Can you imagine if we all reacted in this way:

    "Hello, my workstation's not working!"

    "Sorry, the server's gone down"

    "Why?"

    "Dunno just yet"

    Scream, cry, shout, stamp swear ...... spit

    Its pathetic!

    PS And yes, the Police will arrest everyone on suspicion of an offence, as someone above correctly ponted out - they have little choice in the matter.

  24. Sceptical Bastard
    Unhappy

    @ Sarah Bee (ex El Reg pin-up)

    Quote: *rubs gnarled old hands*

    Oh no! Disaster! Here was I imagining you as the IT girl - a red-hot Paris looky-likey (but with brains and personality). My illusions are dashed, my fantasies in tatters!

    As you are a self-confessed wrinkled old crone, kindly disregard all the nudge-nudge innuendo and borderline sexual harrassment in my previous comments.

    (I'm going to turn my unhealthy attention towards Naomi. So there, gnarled biddy)

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Alert

    Lousy Service Charter Enshrined in Law

    @Reid Malenfant. Yes, I think I got that grip...

    "No person... ...

    a, use any threatening, abusive or insulting words towards a member of the crew

    b, behave in a threatening, abusive, insulting or disorderly manner towards the crew of the aircraft; or,

    c, intentionally interfere with the performance by a crew member of his duties"

    Oh, right. That's it then: shafted, screwed, treated worse than cattle, and if anyone complains: they're breaking the law.

    What a ridiculous state of affairs.

    Of course, its all for our safety and protection, so that's all right then.

    Thanks.

  26. Steen Hive
    Stop

    Hang on a minute...

    She was forcibly deplaned from a bought-and-paid-for seat because some fuckwit drone lost HER BAG? That's an assault in itself, and the stalinist shits probably didn't receive half the 'suspected assault' they deserved. Surprised they didn't send in SO19 to deal with a "perceived brown person threat scenario".

  27. Kevin Gurney

    I suspect.....

    that somebody told her that they'd lost her bag, she flipped out and that's when the police were involved and removed her.

    I find it unlikely that they removed her because they lost her bag

  28. Ishkandar

    @AC@To Anonymous who visited on Monday...

    The same twi*t also designed HK's over-budget CLK Airport that opened in 1997. It's still a fugly building to me !!

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