back to article Space station springs a leak while astronauts are asleep (but don't panic)

NASA ground controllers received some disturbing readings from the International Space Station on Wednesday - air pressure inside the craft was falling. That’s not a good sign when you're 220 miles up in space. The ISS crew were asleep at the time, but ground control opted not to mention it to them, since the pressure drop …

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  1. cbars Bronze badge
    Coat

    headline?

    micro-meteorite night plight might blight space-flight

    come on, there's even loads left!!

    sight light right.....

    1. bombastic bob Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: headline?

      I thought the "don't panic" reference was pretty good.

      And never go anywhere without your towel.

      1. cbars Bronze badge
        Joke

        Re: headline?

        wanna fight?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          wanna fight?

          I'll set you alight.

  2. karlkarl Silver badge

    What if one of those <2mm micro-meteorites hit something more important such as... a crew member?

    1. Niarbeht

      They need that about as much as they need another hole in their head.

    2. dansbar

      Then they're hurt or killed

      Welcome to space, where EVERYTHING will kill you. That's why it's so much fun to fo there.

      1. Korev Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Then they're hurt or killed

        You're meteoright...

      2. Bluto Nash

        Re: Then they're hurt or killed

        Welcome to space, where EVERYTHING will kill you.

        Wait - I thought that was Australia?

        1. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge

          Re: Then they're hurt or killed

          Wait - I thought that was Australia?

          I thought it was California.

          1. Number6

            Re: Then they're hurt or killed

            No, in California it only might kill you.

            1. imanidiot Silver badge

              Re: Then they're hurt or killed

              Well it's certain that it's know to the state of cancer to cause California.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Then they're hurt or killed

                "Well it's certain that it's know[n] to the state of cancer to cause California."

                Uncle Bumblefuck?

                1. quxinot

                  Re: Then they're hurt or killed

                  >Uncle Bumblefuck?<

                  Glad I wasn't the only person with a mind that immediately went that route.

            2. Baldrickk

              Re: Then they're hurt or killed

              eveything in:

              California might kill you

              Australia wants to kill you

          2. phuzz Silver badge

            Re: Then they're hurt or killed

            Californians live somewhere pleasant but think everything is trying to kill them.

            Australians live somewhere where everything is trying to kill them but think it's pleasant.

        2. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge
          Coat

          Re: Then they're hurt or killed

          "Wait - I thought that was Australia?"

          Aren't you thinking of Fourecks?

          1. Warm Braw

            Re: Then they're hurt or killed

            Aren't you thinking of Fourecks?

            Not sure if XXXX sells in Germany owing to the cultural power of the Reinheitsgebot, but if it did, I wonder if they'd use square cans.

          2. Julz

            Re: Then they're hurt or killed

            or Pyrrus.

      3. vincent himpe

        Re: Then they're hurt or killed

        wait. i though space was full of nothing ...

      4. Arthur the cat Silver badge

        Re: Then they're hurt or killed

        Welcome to space, where EVERYTHING will kill you.

        The nothing can be pretty bad as well, if you get it in your lungs.

      5. Unicornpiss
        Alien

        Re: Then they're hurt or killed

        "Welcome to space, where EVERYTHING will kill you."

        That's what humans have to contend with when we leave our little terrarium. Not that the terrarium won't try to kill us sometimes too.

        Obligatory Far Side cartoon: cartoon

    3. Aitor 1

      Duct tape

      Humm, duct tape the Astronaut?

      1. bombastic bob Silver badge
        Devil

        Re: Duct tape

        that 'kapton tape' stuff is used in electronic equipment a lot. One typical use, to tape the wires up on a LiPo battery to (help) keep it from bursting into flames.

        1. Peter Mount

          Re: Duct tape

          It's also good at both low & high temperatures, hence why there's some on the bed of my 3D printer

      2. Pedigree-Pete
        Thumb Up

        Re: Duct tape

        Well, it worked for Mark Watney. :) PP

    4. W.S.Gosset
      Boffin

      Hit a crewmember?

      >What if one of those <2mm micro-meteorites hit something more important such as... a crew member?

      No material change.

      It'd leak for a bit, then they'd jettison it.

  3. Zwuramunga

    HHGTG Update

    Mostly Leak-proof.

  4. Mark 85

    So the didn't have a Patch Tuesday but a Patch Wednesday then?

  5. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

    You can buy it online for $10 a roll.

    Good job this problem wasn't during a peak sales season e.g., Christmas, otherwise they'd have to wait a few days for it to be delivered.

    1. StephenH

      Re: You can buy it online for $10 a roll.

      $10 a roll plus delivery charges of ?

      1. wyatt

        Re: You can buy it online for $10 a roll.

        Well, to the ISS who knows! Maybe they’ve prime?

        1. BOBSta

          Re: You can buy it online for $10 a roll.

          "Well, to the ISS who knows! Maybe they’ve prime?"

          I can't see Bezos delivering there for free even thought he's playing catch-up to Musk! ...or perhaps that's what he's going to do with that $1T?

    2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: You can buy it online for $10 a roll.

      That just reminded me of a little ditty from when I was a kid,

      Shine up your buttons with Brasso

      It's only 2 ha'pence a tin

      You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths

      But you still don't get very much in!

  6. DJV Silver badge

    Kapton tape

    I'm disappointed that all the kapton tape sources I could find didn't say "As used on the space station" anywhere.

    1. Florida1920

      Re: Kapton tape

      I'm disappointed that all the kapton tape sources I could find didn't say "As used on the space station" anywhere.
      Kapton's Wikipedia page has already been patched.

      1. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge
        Pint

        Re: Kapton tape

        "already been patched."

        I see what you did there

    2. Pat Harkin

      Re: Kapton tape

      "Polyethylene coated pressure-sensitive tape

      It's tried, it's true, nothing it can't do

      Fixed the fender on the rover that was left on the moon

      It's good enough for you"

      Barenaked Ladies: Duct Tape Heart https://g.co/kgs/4i5w5y

  7. Vulch

    The last couple of paragraphs are complete cobblers. Soyuz MS-09 *is* due to return to Earth *with* crew at the end of the year. The leak is in its orbital module so should not cause problems for the crew in the re-entry module. Only the Progress cargo variant is disposed of entirely.

    1. Mark Exclamation

      Careful, or you'll get someone shouting at you:

      "If you go to the bottom of the article there is a link that says "Tips and corrections".

      HOW ABOUT LEARNING HOW TO USE IT!

      Sheesh!"

      I got one a few days ago, and, boy, did it make me feel indifferent!

      1. imanidiot Silver badge

        And as we all know, that link actually requires using email and some of us prefer not to.

  8. Herby

    Small leak???

    "Or it could just be a weak spot in the Soyuz that just let go."

    Must be that GREAT soviet build quality we've heard all about. As for the kapton tape, I wonder if Amazon has "two day delivery" to the ISS ready to go. Somebody must have fronted the bill for Amazon Prime somewhere in NASA, I would think.

    1. AndyS

      Re: Small leak???

      >Must be that GREAT soviet build quality we've heard all about

      Are you American, by any chance? Because your stupid is showing.

      Firstly, when something breaks, it is normal to try and work out why. And yes, a manufacturing fault is one option, obviously.

      Secondly, the very next sentence in the article states that this is unlikely. Did you just stop reading when you came across something that seemed to confirm your slightly xenophobic stereotypes?

      Thirdly, and this one is important. Why is the US relying on Russian engineering to get its astronauts into space? Maybe you should stop to ponder the inability of the US to transport its own astronauts before you take a shit on the Russians who have, by all sensible measures, won the space race.

      1. TRT Silver badge

        Re: Small leak???

        Russian space ship, American space ship... all made in Taiwan.

        1. jmch Silver badge

          Re: Small leak???

          Nice Armageddon reference. Reminds me of one of my favourites...

          "You know we’re sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn’t it?"

          The 'lowest bidder' trope was actually a real one from teh first set of astronauts in the 1960s, although it's not clear who exactly originated it.

          1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

            Re: lowest bidder quote

            Usually attributed to John Glenn, but according to Gene Kranz (in his book 'Failure Is Not An Option') actually Alan Shepard. Both good.

            http://books.google.com/books?id=slQZ3JOUSKQC&q=%22The+fact+that+every+part+of+this+ship+was+built+by+the+low+bidder%22&pg=PA201#v=onepage

    2. wolfetone Silver badge

      Re: Small leak???

      "Must be that GREAT soviet build quality we've heard all about."

      Yeah you're right really. I mean the Soyuz is around 60 years old in design and is the safest and most reliable spacecraft ever built by man. It's quite obviously lacking in the build quality department.

      Pity that the space shuttle isn't around to show how 'murican quality wins the day eh?

      Prick.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Small leak???

      " I would think".

      You SHOULD think.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    From news report I've just heard then the initial fix was an Astronaut placing his finger over the leak ... NASA ground control apparently made an announcement to let people know this - adding that this was "not seen as a long term solution" to the leak!

    1. BOBSta

      Muppets

      When this happened to the USS Swinetrek, Captain Hogthrob plugged the hole with his snout.

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