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Anyone ever told they're "too old for this shit" can take heart in this tale from Germany, where two elderly gents skipped out on nurses, apparently to rock out at Wacken Open Air – the world's largest heavy metal festival. The old folks' home raised the alarm on Friday when the senior citizens were found missing, according to …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Clearly beyond the realms of death. I salute them.

    1. big_D Silver badge
      Pint

      The local news here also showed an 80 something woman with rolator going around the site, having a great time and having to stop every couple of steps as young people passing by wanted to take a selfie with her.

      There were also a lot of 60+ visitors, looking at the news footage.

      On a side note, the largest European Reggae festival was last weekend near me. Reggae Jam in Bersenbrück. A great atmosphere, also a visible atmosphere, if you know what I mean.

  2. disgustedoftunbridgewells Silver badge

    On what grounds did the police force them to leave?

    1. Rich 11 Silver badge

      Breaking the law.

      No doubt they were picked out of the crowd by the electric eye. I imagine they'll now be screaming for vengeance.

      1. A Non e-mouse Silver badge

        @Rich 11

        What law? If they were unlawfully at large (Or whatever the German equivalent is) then they'd have escaped from a prison or other secure institution. But they had come from a care home, so what law did they break? They clearly knew where they were and they wanted to stay there.

        1. Rich 11 Silver badge

          Re: @1 hr A Non e-mouse

          Whoosh!

          1. Chris G Silver badge

            Re: @1 hr A Non e-mouse

            I saw Judas Priest several times in London in the late '60s and early '70s, blowed if I can remember where though.

            Currently I play their music through an augmented Denon system, it's quieter than my previous system by a couple of hundred watts, max's out at about 500. I know a lot of old rockers in their late '60s and early '70s we all still like a bop on the odd occasion when there's someone worth listening to.

            I would still like to know how come the fuzz dragged them out.

            1. Little Mouse

              Dragged out by the fuzz?

              Ouch...

      2. David 132 Silver badge

        @Rich 11 If you think I'm going to downvote that then you've got another thing coming.

        And as usual on these comments, the British steel the show...

      3. Fortycoats
        Coat

        They were picked up at 3am, so they were living after midnight.... you don't have to be old to be wise, but it might help

      4. Fungus Bob Silver badge

        They only had One Shot at Glory.....

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      "On what grounds did the police force them to leave?"

      They were enjoying themselves?

      1. GrumpenKraut Silver badge
        Big Brother

        > They were enjoying themselves?

        Which ist illegal in tze Land of tze Grump!

        Now seriously: I am more than a little annoyed that all papers reporting on this go like "Two old people tried to escape their alloted 10 square meters for the purpose of having a nice time. Soon caught and brought back to their old person prison. How very cute. Giggles all around!"

        WHAT THE FUCK?

    3. 2+2=5 Silver badge
      Joke

      > On what grounds did the police force them to leave?

      They didn't haven't their cardigans... cue Whitesnake 'In the chill (sic) of the night'

    4. Dave 126 Silver badge

      1, it's unclear that they were forced to leave or 'dug their heels in' - the relevant Reg paragraph isn't supported by the source article. The original article merely says that after being contacted by the police the nursing home arranged return transport.

      2, There's no mention of these guys' mental capacity - since they are evidently physically fit enough to make it to the festival, one assumes that they might reside in a nursing home due to dementia. Neither the police nor the nursing home may have seen it as their place to disclose the men's medical conditions unnecessarily.

      3, It might be that two men didn't have tickets for the festival. That's usually cause to be escorted from festival grounds.

    5. big_D Silver badge

      They would have been the legal responsbility of the nursing home and if they had broken out (left without permission / without booking themselves out), they would have to be brought back (power of attourney).

      1. GrumpenKraut Silver badge
        Meh

        @big_D: any/all of that may be true, but why doesn't the article say so? Not the Reg's fault, none of the reports indicates anything useful.

        Taking my chill pills now.

  3. Locky Silver badge

    Don't fear the Reaper

    1. Rockets

      Don't fear the Reaper

      I gotta have more cowbell!

  4. Joe User

    If it's too loud, you're too old

    Rock on, grey-beards!

    1. juice Bronze badge

      Re: If it's too loud, you're too old

      Pardon?

      *twiddles hearing aid*

  5. PerlyKing
    Terminator

    "Dazed and confused", surely?

    "We're both total metalheads!" Geddit?! --->

    That is all.

    1. steelpillow Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: "Dazed and confused", surely?

      Upvote for Led Zep ref.

    2. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: "Dazed and confused", surely?

      Maybe they were hoping Sabbath were on, children of the grave and all that

    3. Scroticus Canis Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: "Dazed and confused", surely?

      Well more likely having found a toker willing to share than any dementia, it was a metalheads event after all.

      1. onefang Silver badge

        Re: "Dazed and confused", surely?

        "Well more likely having found a toker willing to share than any dementia,"

        With the cops chasing them, Shirley they where Paranoid?

    4. Geoffrey W Silver badge

      Re: "Dazed and confused", surely?

      Ooooh, that still aggravates me. Led Zep crediting themselves for dazed and confused when it was clearly written by Jake Holmes, who does a somewhat more deranged version of the song, though rather quieter.

  6. Gene Cash Silver badge

    > Perhaps the home should have booked a minibus trip for its residents.

    Usually rest homes are complete dicks about this sort of thing. Nurse Ratchet won't hear of that foolishness.

    1. David 132 Silver badge
      Headmaster

      @Gene Cash Nurse Ratchet won't hear of that foolishness.

      Just to be pedantic - the name of the nurse in the original movie was Ratched. "Ratchet" - and how could it be anything else? - was the name of the robot nurse in Futurama.

      Unless German nursing homes are more high-tech than assumed, I am technically correct (the best kind of correct).

  7. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

    I think I'll..

    .. stick with going to Prog festivals. At least, when the dementia strikes, by the time the song ends you'll have forgotten how it started :-)

    (Which leads me on to my complaint about music players - when they say "room for up to 500 songs" they obviously don't have prog in mind. My phone (which has a mix of rock, folk, jazz and prog) has an average song length of 7 minutes..)

    1. Teiwaz Silver badge

      Re: I think I'll..

      At least, when the dementia strikes, by the time the song ends you'll have forgotten how it started

      The kids can keep their answering machine-message length ditties, clearly suited to the short-attention span types.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I think I'll..

        Prog and metal mix nicely. There are many bands with long, meandering pieces – see early Opeth material.

      2. IDoNotThinkSo

        Re: I think I'll..

        Then again, you could be a Wagnerian (although some may say this is just early Prog Rock).

        4 tracks, 15 hours. Though I suppose you could have a break after each act if you are a lightweight. :-)

        Whether the heavy mob would drag you out of the opera house during a performance to return you to your padded cell is yet to be tested. One day...

        1. David 132 Silver badge
          Coat

          Re: I think I'll..

          Can you use Wagner as a Ring tone?

          1. Anonymous South African Coward Silver badge
            Coat

            Re: I think I'll..

            Can you use Wagner as a Ring tone?

            Sauron is not happy at all. Nazgûl are on their way.

            Hobbits inna pocketses

      3. phuzz Silver badge

        Re: I think I'll..

        The kids can keep their answering machine-message length ditties, clearly suited to the short-attention span types.

        Average length of a chart single in the 1960's was two minutes, that rose to almost five minutes by the 1980's, these days it's down to around three minutes again.

        Three to four minutes has long been the preferred length of a single, although of course many genres are partially defined by songs which go on for (sometimes much) longer than that.

    2. Vinyl-Junkie

      Re: I think I'll..

      Sounds about right! I bought a CD by The Gift (UK prog band) last weekend; 57 minute running time, 6 tracks...

    3. Stevie Silver badge

      Re: I think I'll..

      You'll know you are losing it when the lyrics to Close to the Edge or And You And I make sense.

      I shoved a 256 gig card into my phone and it still has room for a lot more stuff alongside the Yes, Jethro Tull, Genesis, Muse, Gryphon, Glass Hammer, Ralph McTell (gotta have a break sometime), Mutton Birds (how these blokes never made it big in the mid 90s is beyond me), Kraftwerk, soundtracks (recent mania) and Terry Pratchett books on chip. If I hit "random track play" it's a right mess I can tell you.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: I think I'll..

        > If I hit "random track play" it's a right mess I can tell you.

        New el'reg game.

        How long do you have to listen to a clip of "just a minute" before being sure that it isn't a Yes/ABWH track ?

    4. Chris G Silver badge

      Re: I think I'll..

      Re: Prog

      I was worried for a minute there, a few years ago I heard kids at one of the clubs talking about prog and it was some kind of electro house. Prog to me has always been quintessential '70s music.

      1. mics39
        Childcatcher

        Re: I think I'll..

        Yes, only when Melotron* was the state of the art!

        * Talk about steam punk contraption!!

    5. onefang Silver badge
      FAIL

      Re: I think I'll..

      '(Which leads me on to my complaint about music players - when they say "room for up to 500 songs" they obviously don't have prog in mind. My phone (which has a mix of rock, folk, jazz and prog) has an average song length of 7 minutes..)'

      My major complaint about MP3 music, the inventors where obviously not Pink Floyd fans. "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict." doesn't fit in an ID3 tag.

      /me plays the 26 and a half minute version of Echoes to drown my sorrows, coz that at least fits.

  8. steelpillow Silver badge
    Megaphone

    "disoriented and dazed"

    Wasn't everybody? It can't have been much of a gig if that marked them out as different from the rest of the pack.

    icon for the softer passages.

  9. chivo243 Silver badge
    Windows

    For those geriatrics about to Rock!

    We have Waldorf and Statler on the side stage!

    Tramp as he's the the oldest looking icon in the gallery.

  10. Stevie Silver badge

    Bah!

    I have to smile sometimes when I recall a BBC radio show which interviewed musicians and "told the story" of some of their most famous tracks from concept to finished product. I was working on my car when 10cc came on and talked about "I'm Not In Love" (of course) and a personal favourite "Old Wild Men" (from Sheet Music, an album that desperately needs to be remastered properly to get rid of the chewed-up-tape drop-out on Old Wild Men and Somewhere in Hollywood, and the miss-mixed tubthumping that ruins all current versions of "Silly Love").

    When asked about Old Wild Men the group said they had been shooting the breeze and wondering what would all the (then) rock stars like Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton do when they were 60?

    The answer - as we now know - was "keep on keepin' on", but 10cc's take on Rock Geezerhood from the viewpoint of snotty uber-talented yoofs of the 70s is far more melancholy than the observed reality in hindsight.

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      Re: Bah!

      Is the BBC show you're on about 'Mastertapes'? Each episode had an A side and B side aired on consecutive days. The first where they were interviewed and played a bit - the second where they answered questions from the audience and played a bit more. I think all still sitting on the iPlayer.

      Radio 4 have surprisingly good music programmes sometimes. It's an odd station. There's a lot on there that I don't like, but I'm always being surprised and coming across something totally odd, that's also great. There was a series a couple of months ago on musical instrument makers, or 'Tales from the Stave' where they discuss the history of a piece of classical music and composer over the original manuscript.

      Plus I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, More or Less and Infinite Monkey Cage.

      1. Stevie Silver badge

        Re: Bah!

        Don't think so. This was back in, what, 81, 82 I think. Radio 4 sounds right though. It would have been a weekend afternoon, possibly a Saturday. I had to have the TR6 rolling by Sunday lunchtime to be sure she'd get me to my next contract down south, and she had a mean time between failure rate of about 9 weeks. And Oh! Those failures. You know you're alive when the front suspension tears itself out of the chassis when cornering at speed.

        The show's name eludes me though.

        Another episode had Paul Simon demonstrating how Bridge Over Troubled Water evolved as a song from conception as an acoustic spiritualesque experiment to the orchestrated masterpiece it became, along with tapes to prove it all.

        10cc also did that with I'm Not In Love, starting with a rather awful acoustic guitar demo and describing how they loaded a Mellotron with tapes of every member of the band singing every note in the song to get that ethereal chorus effect.

        Fascinating stuff.

  11. smudge Silver badge
    Alien

    Never too old

    I saw Arthur Brown perform at a festival last Saturday. He is 76. He still has an amazing voice, and he was bloody good!

    Icon because it's the closest to his make-up.

    1. el-keef

      Re: Never too old

      Yep, I was there too and he was excellent, one of the day's highlights for me. He spent most of the rest of the day wandering around in the audience (still in full makeup and costume!), enjoying the other bands and chatting with the fans.. several of whom looked like they could have been on the run from a care home, but that's another story!

  12. Mike Brown

    Jetho Tull were right: Your never to old to rock n roll, if your too young to die.

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