>It doesn't implement advanced concepts like Lambda Expressions
Many snake worshipers also instinctively avoid the Lambda with a Thousand Young, spoken of by the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred in his dreaded tome as an affront to linguistical purity. Unaussprechlichen Kulten also refers to its non-Euclidean capacity to achieve both powerlessness and obfuscation. The, now retired, BDFL is rumored to have wanted to sacrifice the errant and ungrateful child when summoning the third incarnation of the snake that shall eat the world.