back to article UK pub chain Wetherspoons' last call: ♫ Just a spoonful of Twitter – let's pull social media down ♫

There's only one reason to head to cheap 'n' cheerful UK pub chain Wetherspoons and it is about to be taken away. No, we're not talking about the cheap beer, ever-shrinking menu options, or politically nuanced beer mats. As any 'Spoons aficionado will testify, the main reason to patronise this most functional of drinking …

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Or maybe....

...they did a bit of maths, realised that paying thousands and thousand of pounds for a team of people to post pointless stuff day in day out was a complete waste of money.

And of course they still will have their own app and website to push out promotions.

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Or the social media bloke from the EU that they had on Twitter and Facebook finally couldn't cope with so much idiocy per square mile and packed their bags and went somewhere else.

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And also the amount of wasted time and money the response to the fake 'no poppies' tweet required...

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Great idea and hopefully the start of a trend.

I'm a DJ, and more and more people now come up for a request and shove a phone in my face with their track on Deezer, Apple Music etc. I just completely ignore them until they actually speak to me.

The whole issue with smartphones and social media is creating a generation of people who won't communicate face to face. this is a problem for the future of society.

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I love nothing more than being a self-satisfied pedant on the El Reg comments section. Never found a use for Facebook though.

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"The whole issue with smartphones and social media is creating a generation of people who won't communicate face to face. this is a problem for the future of society."

This is by design. If people talked to each other, they could form groups and collectives, and work together to publicly object to poverty, abuse, tyrannical governments....

Instead we have sheeple complaining into their personal void of twatter/fookwitbook/instatwat that counts for nothing.

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Whose design?

The Illuminati?

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Yep, how much traffic is lost by forced Facebook logins. I see that and go elsewhere....

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Although I concur with nearly all of your comment, I wonder if people shove their phones in your face as it might be easier than trying to shout/say "have you got xxxxxxx by zzzzzzz" and have the ensuring discussion above the sound of your loud music (presuming it is loud - I've never come across a quiet 'sound system')

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Confirmed

<meme courtesy of my 10 yr old>

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I guess he's taking back control ....

in his own way ....

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Re: I guess he's taking back control ....

Aha! You means it's a Wexit? Or is that Twexit? Fexit? Smexit? Er...

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Re: I guess he's taking back control ....

Smexit. Definitely.

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Re: I guess he's taking back control ....

Not smegsxit. That's what you get when you fall asleep with it still in.

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Re: I guess he's taking back control ....

That will be difficult for the AI to say...

Smeee

Smeeee

Smeeeee

Smeeeeg

Smeeeegxit

There, I did it sir!

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Re: I guess he's taking back control ....

It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

Anyway, I can't hang around. I'd better take the penguin for a walk.

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We're a Smeeeg xxxxxxit

Yes, and a total one at that.

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I could only say that say the above with a constipated looking face and then you can say "I did it".

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In what could in no way be perceived as a publicity stunt, he said: "It’s becoming increasingly obvious that people spend too much time on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and struggle to control the compulsion.

You mean they're spending time doing things that don't involve going to "not as cheap as they used to be" pubs?

If they were really concerned they could put up a Faraday cage around each branch to stop people posting to social media from their pubs...

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Pint

How would people be able to text their order to the person who actually managed to make it to the bar while they are on their way over?

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Is Wetherspoons that popular that one can't see the carpet anymore?

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That's just because of the lowest bid contractor cleaners.

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lowest bid contractor cleaners

Should have got the Eastern Europeans in to do it. Just as cheap but they do a better-than-half decent job.

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@Korev

I feel this has gone over your head somewhat.

They don't care what randoms post on social media. That's not what this is about.They simply want to stop paying people to respond to the types that tweet to /post on company social media accounts. They (almost exclusively) fall into two categories:

1 - Trolls, people taking the piss and hoping for a bit of social media fame.

2 - People with a complaint who either can't be arsed to phone/email or already have, didn't like the answer they got, and are hoping the complaint being public will change things.

Having a large presence on social media isn't cheap, and they are realising/hoping it's just an huge waste of money.,

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Re: lowest bid contractor cleaners

I spent 25 years working intermittently in the same large office building. When I started there the cleaners were predominantly local and of native ancestry. Over the years as contracts were let and renewed or not renewed the predominant ancestral group was successively locally resident asian, bussed in african and then eastern european, presumably according to which grouping was most willing to be exploited for starvation wages and where the contractor tended to find their victims.

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Tim Martin. So convinced that Wetherspoons is the defacto pub chain in the UK, delivering quality refreshment to the good people of Britain, he decides to spend his time in his local Greene King pub.

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Given the choice, I think most people would do likewise.

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He has a duty to study the competion, often.

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@frank ly

As a chef (many years ago) I visited many of the competitors, often. Often with my meal being comp'd too!

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"he decides to spend his time in his local Greene King pub."

He also visits a least 2 Wetherspoons a week, mainly incognito.

Also I chatted to Noddy Holder in a Bathams...when he was busy advertising Banks' Bitter.

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I like to spend my spare time away from the office!

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Ever-shrinking menu options

Yet they've managed to drive a steak into the heart of social media...

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Maybe they need to curry someone's favour

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Souper decision, in my opinion!

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Needs must, when the chips are down.

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Don't be taken in by this: it's a Scam-pi, chips, peas and tartare sauce.

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You say steak, but it's mostly gristle

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"Souper decision, in my opinion!"

Gazpacho?

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Will they still employ someone to clean out the soup dispensers, though?

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@Prst. V.Jeltz

Gazpacho?

Damn right!

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'Gazpaco'

I wanted to complain on twitter about the Gazpacho soup my local Weatherspoons served me... it was completely cold and I had to ask 3 times for it to be sorted out.

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Off course they would as......

"The only reason they don't give this job to the scuttters is that they have a better union than us."

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Yes, Arnold. Disgraceful service.

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I suspect the real reason ...

is he's trying to dissociate himself from certain things he's said in the past. I note his reasoning involves "trolling" of MPs. Which undoubtedly does happen. However being held to account for you views and actions isn't trolling, but democracy. Something Mr. Martin has made great play of previously.

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I, for one...

...enjoy the range of beers they serve and especially getting 3 pints from a tenner (living in London this is Very Important).

There's always a glorious hubbub of voices not having to compete with music (for which I'll go to see a live band elsewhere) or slot machines (I just don't).

If that makes me sound like a grumpy old git well I don't think I am, I'd just rather sit and talk complete shite with friends and family!

YMMV.

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Re: I, for one...

3 for a tenner! what horror! I guess it dates me quite a bit, but the Flying Picket in Liverpool served pints for €1.20 or so when I was there in the mid 90es...

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You were lucky... I was in a pub just outside Durham about a year ago, for a cheeky pint in the afternoon. First time I'd ever been there.

The pint was £1.85.

I smiled until I opened my wallet to discover I only had a £50 note (my 'emergency money')...

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Re: I, for one...

In Manchester just head for Sinclairs in the remodlled* Shambles Square: lovely Sammy Smiths for well under £2, unless you want lager in which case you deserve to pay more.

* Sponsored by the IRA. Those visionary architects that Mr Martin seems to want back in business.

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Maybe a bit more to worry about...

https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/985793231295311872

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Re: Maybe a bit more to worry about...

From the tweet linked by @ServerSauna: "Tim Martin, Wetherspoon's chairman, also a significant donor to Vote Leave....currently under investigation for possible overspending and data sharing. "

I'm sure shutting down and deleting the social media accounts is completely unrelated to this revelation.

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