back to article We need to talk, Brit Parliamentary committee tells Mark Zuckerberg

The Parliament’s Digital, Culture, Media and Sport Committee has demanded Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg “appear before us to give oral evidence” in the fallout over Cambridge Analytica – while an ex-Facebooker is due to spill the beans tomorrow. After the DCMS committee chairman Conservative MP Damian Collins announced on …

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Background:

The journalist who has been working on this story for a couple of years, Carole Cadwalladr of the Observer, being interviewed by Phillip Adams today. Covers the origins of CA from a private Psy-Ops firm called SEC, through Bannon and Facebook, to today's events.

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/latenightlive/the-cambiridge-analytica-files/9567134

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Re: Background:

The above has an MP3 link.

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About time

About time every one of us wrote to our MPs to invoke the contempt of parliament statute as applied to non-MPs. It has not been invoked for centuries and it being invoked on Zuk would be a reason for a major celebration.

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From the article:

"There’s just one small snag. Zuck is an American citizen, meaning he can safely ignore any such summons. If a British or Commonwealth citizen, or someone living in the UK, did that, they would risk being jailed for committing contempt of Parliament."

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Re: About time

Can't we send a gunboat?

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"it being invoked on Zuk would be a reason for a major celebration."

I can't stand the smug little git, but there's one wee problem - we can't sling him in chokey unless we get him over here in the first place. We're a bit short of gunboats these days, so unless he comes voluntarily there's not much HMG can do, other than block Facebook in the UK, which would be political suicide, or declare him persona non grata, which isn't going to worry him that much. He'll probably throw his UK minions to the wolves, though.

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Re: About time

If a British or Commonwealth citizen, or someone living in the UK, did that, they would risk being jailed for committing contempt of Parliament."

Start jailing the local UK directors until Zuk shows up.

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Holmes

Re: About time

Re: Gunboat. Yes, and destroy his Old Summer Palace. Now, where's my opium pipe?

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We can't jail him for contempt but we could possibly hurt his business operations in the UK - though I don't know how that works legally.

I'm amazed that our Government still allows Google to place rip-off websites above official .gov.uk sites when people search for European Health Cards and Driving Licence Renewals etc.

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We're a bit short of gunboats these days, so unless he comes voluntarily there's not much HMG can do...

"My dearest Donald,

You know this Assange fella that many of your chappies would like to have a chinwag with? If you could, ah, see your way to persuading Zuk to pay us a visit, I'm pretty confident that we could deliver Assange to you with no more than minor transit damage. Might have to drop a sweetener to the Ecuadorians - so perhaps you could see your way to taking more of their bananas and shrimps? I'm sure that Melania (give her my love!) will know some good recipes for them.

Regards to your boss - tell him to ignore everything I've been saying in public. Got to keep up appearances - you'll know that!

Toodle-oo,

Boris"

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"Can't we send a gunboat?"

I'm sure the spooks at MI6 could borrow some stuff from Porton Down and slip it in to his coffee.

Or see if he could fit himself in to a sports bag and close it up on himself.

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Can't we send a gunboat?

We might if we had an operational one.

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Re: About time @Captain Hogwash

So we find him in contempt and if he ever visits the UK we arrest him as he steps off the plane, preferably in full view of the press. Just like the Yanks do to British security researchers when they visit the US.

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"we can't sling him in chokey unless we get him over here in the first place"

I'm sure we could persuade Mr Trump to do an exchange for St Julian

We have the Ecuadorians on our side nowadays

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I'm amazed that our Government still allows Google to place rip-off websites above official .gov.uk sites when people search for European Health Cards and Driving Licence Renewals etc.

a) They [our Government] are useless at IT.

b) Said rip-off website has as much chance of delivering what you are looking for as official site as they often don't work right.

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"Zuck is an American citizen, meaning he can safely ignore any such summons. If a British or Commonwealth citizen, or someone living in the UK, did that, they would risk being jailed for committing contempt of Parliament."

Why not just prosecute him for non-attendance. After all, the US believes its laws apply everywhere so why shouldn't we do the same?

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"

Can't we send a gunboat?

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Well, we could probably send a boat. The guns are on back-order.

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> b) Said rip-off website has as much chance of delivering what you are looking for as official site as they often don't work right.

All they do is take 30 quid from you and enter the details you provide them into the official .gov website.

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Re: About time

Start jailing the local UK directors until Zuk shows up.

Or do something he cares about, like a huge fine which will sort out the national debt once and for all. Although I guess last year Facebook officially had profits of thruppence ha'penny in the UK.

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> Or do something he cares about, like a huge fine

Get there before the US gov does then - an amused Eddie Mair on Radio 4 noted that the US fine could be up to $40,000... per user who had data misused. That adds up to a coupla Trillion dollars.

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Start jailing the local UK directors until Zuk shows up.

I don't think he'd really care. He'd just have their status set to "it's complicated".

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Holmes

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How much more political suicide can they honestly do by this point? I am somewhat still astounded as to how none of have been rounded up before judges for how badly they've cocked up.

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Not sure how that would incentevise him to rock up.

Perhaps a tax on UK turnover...with an annual escalator until he rocks up.

First year payable in advance from 3rd April 2018 if he's not attended by then.

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There's no such thing as a 'Commonwealth Citizen' the organisation has no legal powers at all. It's neither a trade organisation nor a political union. It's just a symbolic organisation for former British colonies and nothing more.

A UK resident (citizen of the UK or not) or, possibly someone resident elsewhere in the EU (until Brexit), if the UK could execute an EU arrest warrant would be under pressure, otherwise standard international rules of extradition would apply.

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Or do something he cares about, like a huge fine which will sort out the national debt once and for all

Much as I like your thinking, Farcebook simply isn't big enough. Its market capitalisation is just under £500 Bn. The national debt is 4 or more times that, depending on how you count it.

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Free goodies any one?

Nice big wooden horse?

Beware of geek bearing gifts.

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So on the one hand "How dare you abuse your position and allow our Citizens' data to be used in this fashion!" to the other "How dare you refuse us unfettered access to our Citizens' data!"

So guess what the free gift facebook is going to give the UK gov to make this go away?

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Big Brother

As Stewart Lee said, social media is a state surveillance system run by gullible volunteers. A Stasi for the angry birds generation.

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All would seem to fit and MPs have never demonstrated much consistency - outsize a commitment to brazen lying anyway.

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Free goodies any one?

Nice big wooden horse?

Beware of geek bearing gifts.

So who is this Helen he stole then?

If it's 'an Royal' he can keep 'em - just seem to fill the front pages with useless soap opera trivia - the archers'd be cheaper.

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I still am unsure as to why MP's are angry.

...5. I think it's 'cause there's now a chance more leaks will reveal how the UK has been using the company and the want to investigate the US side and bury them before anything about the UK operations comes out.

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That's the quote of the year. What exactly's it from???

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I still am unsure as to why MP's are angry.

Oh.... lots of reasons and you did a good list but there's one more...

There's the implication and apparent evidence that Cambridge Analytics interfered big time in the US election. If they held data from FB's British users, there could be worries about your elections being tampered with from them. FB might not have a hand in election tampering but the data leak could certainly be shown, if used by a firm like CA, to sway an election.

There might be a connection between all this and your elections.... for example Brexit.

FTR, we should all be pissed about data theft, be it from FB, any business, and/or government. Yet, most people aren't unless it affects them personally, like the resulting bank fraud or screwing up their credit.

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Right Zuk, First Question!

Any chance we can get the same data, y'know, for "Research Purposes" on err Pedos and Terrorists (TM)

Yours lovingly

T.May.

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Re: Right Zuk, First Question!

We already have it :-) (anon for obvious reasons)

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Bring in the lawyers

I think the esteemed parliamentarian will find himself dealing with the firm of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe rather than Mr Z.

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Re: Bring in the lawyers

Indeed - the current odds of Zuk becoming the next President of those Untied States, is around 2.7% I'd expect the odds of his grinning face appearing in the Commons any time soon would be lower than that.

The days when MPs could simply summon whomever they wished and expect obsequeous compliance are long gone. Most people have little to no respect for any MP, regardless of rosette colour, which is played for and got, in the sense that MPs ruined their own credibility and social standing.

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Meh

The first thing the pols will want to know is whether any of THEIR particular antics have been detected/are in danger of being found by the press.

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#DeleteFacebook on Twitter, oh the irony.

As always in cases like this it's time to follow the money. Did some of our politicians and businesses pay for their services over brexit? I'd be interested to know that one. However Facebook is working as intended. What did people think they were doing with all that data? only use it to try to sell them tat?

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Did some of our politicians and businesses pay for their services over brexit?

As I said, I urge you to read the rest of Carole Cadwalladr's coverage of this story.

here

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Just block Facebook and prosecute anyone doing business with them in the UK.

Sure, you wont get Zuck in jail, but the spooking of investors and the damage to the brand would be priceless...

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Could someone explain

If facegooglesoft have all this information on me that can be used to affect the way I vote, how come youtube is going through a phase of showing me an advert for 'The Prime Minister's Office of Japan' before every video? I mean it's quite interesting but I've got literally zero interest in purchasing any of their services.

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" I mean it's quite interesting but I've got literally zero interest in purchasing any of their services."

Yet.....but you will......one day, you will.....chip...chip....chip.

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'The Prime Minister's Office of Japan'

Is that a new anime?

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Governments finally realizing they are not as in control as they thought they were

With the likes of FB and Google having data on millions, if not billions of people, I think politicians are now realizing they are not as high and mighty as they once were. As these companies are international, they can collect data anywhere, but base operations for the use of that data where they like, out of the jurisdiction of national governments. FB and Google etc, are in fact now, supra-national bodies, you can be sure they won't be so careless about similar operations in the future. This situation is simply part of the learning phase for them. It might already be too late to stop them.

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What about a swap

Zuk for Love?

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Given that this had lead to bad publicity on a such scale that even the Great British Public is starting to realise than FB might not be an unalloyed Good Thing it's possible that they might realise that Zuk not appearing is the sort of dickish move that they could do without.

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