back to article Ocado to stock cannabidiol-infused water

For Wednesday's bollocks du jour comes news that Ocado, the UK online grocer, is to fling bottles of cannabis oil-infused spring water at gullible thirsty customers. Drinkers hoping for a relaxing lunch break followed by a somewhat unproductive afternoon will be disappointed on two counts. A 500ml bottle of the liquid - made …

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I guess it'd be good for their canabusiness

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Is it a joint venture between Ocado and Love Hemp?



I see you have ordered the cannabidiol-infused water.. now take a look at all these snacks and treats you can also buy before we let you check out

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Suppose it's quite cheap when you consider Holland & Barrett are selling CBD oil for £20 a pop.


Depends how many mg in the bottle shurely?

If the bottle contains more than 15.5 2mg 'doses' it's better value than Ocado's piss weak version.

Pint because that'll have more effect

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Keep on diluting it...

it gets stronger. Allegedly.

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They could...

render down 25 litres to get the CBD.

Also, CBD is not water soluble, eh?

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Re: They could...

You can buy CBD oil from the shop, legally.


Given that the country is apparently in the grip of a serious obesity crisis, is it really ethical or healthy to start selling a "relaxing lunch break" drink that is seriously going to give you the munchies???


CBD will not make you high

CBD will not make you high. It not make you hungry. It does have many touted benefits but also 2mg is not really a very useful dose. It is not water soluble - but can be bound with other compounds facilitate solubility.

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Re: CBD will not make you high

Money for old rope.

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Re: CBD will not make you high

Well in the old days rope for sailing ships was made from hemp. So perhaps it really is money for old rope.

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They could call it Ocadope.

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don't expect a quick fix for whatever ails you

... written by Richard Speed


THIS WOULD KILL YOU --> plough through 25 litres of the stuff,

You would die of hydropoxia or at least soil yourself

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Misplaced scepticism

> Love Hemp trumpets effects such as improvements to cognitive function and "health and wellness for the mind and body".


Scoff if you like, but they have obviously been drinking so much of their own product that the improvement in cognitive function allows them to see claims in a WHO report that those who have not drunk the miracle product fail to find.


They've put too much CBS in the water.....

It's too strong for Homeopathy. Weaken it by a 100 times. That'll make it work better for Homeopathic uses. hmmm, 250 liters of water to get the same amount as you get now from 25? no, we can do better, make it 2500. After all, less is more right?

Mines the one with the snakeoil in the pocket. Wanna buy some?

Michael Habel
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Do you remember...

The good old days when the Product name, actually containded said "Product"? I'm looking at you Coke... Now bring back the original... Original flavor...

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