Re: slang v gospel
Bombastic Bob is actually my demented cousin who hates everyone except me!
He's so demented, he removes ALL parenthesis from ALL of his employees' source code
upon review and says FIX THIS when we gives it back to them. He rinses and repeats
but pays well enough that they don't care...We wish him well upon his recovery from
being flogged with a wet noodle by his also likely-demented ex!
P.S. I am the C++/C, JAVA, Pascal, Basic, Python GENIUS of a coder younger 2nd cousin!
I eat discarded .357 shells soaked in chocolate milk for my breakfast!
I code 21x21 pixel convolution filters with my left-eye closed!
AND I like blondes with bazoookas the size of Pennsylvania
and lips completely puffed up with 20 gallons of fish oil byproducts!