Awesome community project and
"another one for Curtis"
A Playmobil pirate ship has been launched off the west coast of Africa after stowing away on a full-size Norwegian vessel. The toy ship, named Adventure, was launched in May by two Scottish brothers – Ollie Ferguson, 8, and Harry, 5 – and their family as an update to the tired message-in-a-bottle trope. Chilling evidence …
Awesome community project and
"another one for Curtis"
As a pastafarian I should also add hearty congratulations for this attempt to address global warming.
It would only be right to demand a recreation. I suggest full size ElReg hacks dressed up as playmobil characters. Get to it lads.
Damn. Ok, will dust off my Captain Pugwash outfit. We're talking a pirate nativity scene? Cheers, Paul @ El Reg.
On the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us,
The figure head,
Was a ***** in bed,
****ing a dead man's *****
By skilful navigation,
We finally reached our station,
Until the ship was sunk,
Upon a wave of ****
From too much ***********
"Damn. Ok, will dust off my Captain Pugwash outfit. We're talking a pirate nativity scene?"Butt who wants to play the part of Tom, the cabin boy?
...but still well ahead of Norton!
I thought the cabin boy was Roger?
You've met the wife then?
Anon for personal security reasons.
Ah, just what our oceans need, more plastic... unless that was the point? To highlight plastic... no... anyone?
Yeah, I'll just get my...
This half kilo boat of plastic has a sporting chance of being retrieved from the sea at some point, unlike the tens of thousands of tonnes of plastic that finds its way into the oceans through carelessness.
> This half kilo boat of plastic has a sporting chance of being retrieved from the sea at some point
That might be true but so far it's not looking good: everyone who has retrieved it has put it back in again.
"...tens of thousands of tonnes of plastic that finds its way into the oceans through carelessness."
Hardly carelessness. Most of that comes from coastal cities that get rid of their garbage via barge.
I am sure there is a nice backronym there too
I think your backronym should probably be on the ships name:
I'm hoping the brave little chap is observing the ColRegs.
Power gives way to sail, and as it looks as though the ship's (marginally) on starboard tack they should be stand-on vessel to just about everyone until they near the shipping lanes.
[For the 'lubbers amongst you, the stand-on vessel is obliged to maintain course and speed.]
"Power gives way to sail,"
Not quite that simple, unfortunately - I think there's some caveats that apply if the powered vessel is more than 500 tonnes and/or in a waterway with restricted manouvering options for large vessels.
Or, as my son puts it, plastic gives way to steel, especially very large steel that could crush you and not leave a trace.
"Or, as my son puts it, plastic gives way to steel, especially very large steel that could crush you and not leave a trace."
"Mr Dent. Have you any idea how much damage this container ship would suffer if I just let it sail over your yatch?"
"No, how much?"
"None at all"
Or rephrased: tons give right of way. Some drivers of large vehicles thinks it applies on the roads too.
I think the Vulture should create a full size version and sail off in to the sunset.
Not so much "Black Sails" as "Redtop Masthead" ;-)
What a fine crew of pirating commentards that vessel would have.
They could use this picture I made for a flag: haku.co.uk/pics/ElRegMasthead.jpg
Which they kindly posted on their main site: www.theregister.co.uk/2017/02/08/reg_readers_david_hockney_mockney_masthead/
God bless 'er and all who sail in 'er!
Icy; what you did there.
The National Film Board of Canada's "Paddle to the Sea."
1966. Thrill to the sight of a young child melting LEAD to use as ballast! And Niagara Falls beats a Swedish tree for excitement.
Oh ghod, we used to be forced to watch that at least once a year throughout elementary school - along with a number of Grimm fairy tales faithful (in every gory detail) to the original text. Oh yes, the Disney version of Sleepy Hollow, too, which still gives me nightmares.
ideal nice little project for Mr Lester that would be ...
... icon, because.
Wow, Reg. Way to regurgitate their entire synopsis for your article.
Still, very fun idea and execution.
Looking at the wind map and moving the date slider forwards it appears the Adventure is heading into the doldrums. Let's hope the crew won't succumb to scurvy.
"Arr, Cap'n, all our food be hard as plastic."
hard tack needed.
The one and only time I ever tried making the stuff was for a reenactment. I think mine came out slightly softer than the actual stuff. There was a little girl dressed as a pirate and I gave her a piece; I have seldom seen a more sorrowful look of betrayal ever aimed at my direction since.
"A Playmobil pirate ship has been launched off the west coast of Africa after stowing away on a full-size Norwegian vessel."
Doesn't that technically make it a pirate boat?
As a sailing ship this is a non-starter, although it's interesting that they didn't put a full load of sail on it. Scaling rules tell you that a proper scale model will carry far more sail area than is correct for the weight. You have to add ballast to stop the boat toppling over in the wind, or cut the sail area, or both.
But they're also up against hull speed. That's less than one boat length per second at this size, so progress will be slow to say the least. If the vessel gets anywhere, it'll be because the ocean current carries it there.
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