Jon Hamm of Mad Men to lend his lungs to bounty hunter Boba Fett Square-jawed chunk of hunk Jon Hamm of Mad Men fame is to play everyone's favourite bounty botherer from a galaxy far, far away – Boba Fett. But before you get too excited at the prospect of Hamm's retro charm smouldering from beneath the taciturn killer's helmet in any of Disney's gazillion upcoming Star Wars films, this is …
Square-jawed chunk of hunk Jon Hamm of Mad Men fame is to play everyone's favourite bounty botherer from a galaxy far, far away – Boba Fett.
Was Jango Fett not the model for the clones ? How, then, could Boba be the everyone's favorite, when Jango surely must have been that good ? Jango killed several Jedi, Boba was merely a clone of Jango, yet had achieved nothing much ....
Will they at long last finally dispel those unexplained absences of information that have deprived us of the satisfaction of knowing the full Star Wars story?
... what were Boba's political leanings with regards to the Empire?
... did he have any hobbies? Did he perhaps play an instrument?
... which brand of toothpaste did Boba prefer?
... what was his inseam?
... how might he have fared against the Ewoks, who outwitted many genetically equal Storm Troopers? ... What if he were shrunk down to Ewok size? If his gear scaled with him? If it stayed human sized? ... What if he stayed the same size, but his gear shrank to Ewok size?
I seem to recall Douglas Adams having a few things to say about fans' tendencies to want to belabor every detail of a fictional character to death...
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