The marketing overload surrounding "cloud" products is so offputting.
First AWS is a bland generic acronym, not a brand I instantly recognise.
Then which product do I want? Aurora, Glue, Greengrass, Beanstalk, Lambda, Route 53, CloudFront, CloudWatch, Buckets, Dynamo, Elasticache, Redshift, Lumberyard, Chime.
Seriously, what the fuck is any of this stuff.