Of OS and Men.
*after being chased by angry sysadmins with pitchforks following various viral outbreaks, backup failures, random lock ups and other miscellaneous issues*
*George finds a secluded spot and gets out of the car*
Windows: George? Are we gunna get that big server. With der RAM and space and the fast internet?
George: Yeah sure, of course. Now get out the car.
Winfows: George, can we get a Dell server?
George: Get out of the fucking car Windows. We're going to take a nice walk in the woods, find that server. Drag those fucked back legs out the car and we'll find a nice quiet spot deep in the woods.
*gets his gun wrapped in a blanket with a shovel*
*Meanwhile half a mile away*
*A feint gunshot can be heard in the distance, frightened birds fly off in all directions as an MCSE looks on and inexplicably has a tear rolling down his cheek*
*AC jolts awake*
Oh fuck, it was a dream, its still not dead, they're still releasing shit.
*Removes hat and throws it on the ground*