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The governor of Washington has green-lit the testing of self-driving cars on the US state's public roads, with or without human operators, calling the technology "foolproof." Gov. Jay Inslee this week signed an executive order (PDF) that called for new rules on autonomous car testing and, for the first time, provisions to test …

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  1. Graybyrd
    Angel

    Warning flags

    I think it's time to recall the early-days requirement for a jogging attendant running ahead of the vehicle, waving a red flag on a pole to warn of the approaching danger.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Warning flags

      "What Operating System does it use?"

      "Er..Windows"

      "We're all going to die".

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: Warning flags

        Careful now...

  2. regregular

    Foolproof. Indestructible. Unsinkable.

    Cue Titanic jokes.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Listen car. Did you run over that doggo there then carried on nonchalantly as if nothing had happened?"

      "Let me put it this way, Mr. Driver: No 9000 car has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

  3. Son 1

    software is 'foolproof'

    Compared to humans, this comment is not far off...

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: software is 'foolproof'

      The problem with your thesis is that code is ultimately written by humans.

      1. Christian Berger

        Yes, but

        "The problem with your thesis is that code is ultimately written by humans."

        Of course, however as there are huge differences in how safe people drive, there are huge differences in how safe people code. The self driving car industry (or whatever of it already exists) has the great advantage of still having a concept that appeals to people. Therefore they still get good people who are sick of recognizing product images to place more efficient ads.

        However in the comming years, as more and more companies enter that market, that might fade, and you only have average or even sub average programmers in such companies. Also programmers will realize that, although self driving cars sound cool, any car-based future is likely to fail, simply because we don't have the resources to sustain everyone having a car.

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: Yes, but

          "Of course, however as there are huge differences in how safe people drive, there are huge differences in how safe people code. "

          Some of us have driven for many years over many, many thousands of miles without being involved in an accident while others are the IoT security of driving.

    2. Dazed and Confused
      Facepalm

      Re: software is 'foolproof'

      Washington state has such as great history of producing bombproof SW, I mean none of the systems running SW from Seattle that I own have ever failed or crashed not ever, not once.

      Oh and I do love that shade of blue my screen turns every now and then.

      1. TomPhan

        Do you mean Microsoft? Nothing to do with Seattle.

  4. jake Silver badge

    NOTHING is foolproof.

    Because fools are very, very ingenious.

    1. Blank Reg

      Re: NOTHING is foolproof.

      And we seem to keep making ever "better" fools..

    2. DropBear
      Trollface

      Re: NOTHING is foolproof.

      The guy clearly didn't consult with his lawyers before mouthing off - they would have told him the operative word today is "fool-resistant"...

  5. Son 1
    Devil

    software is 'foolproof'

    Compared to humans, this comment is not far off...

    1. Stoneshop
      Holmes

      Re: software is 'foolproof'

      Compared to humans, this comment is not far off...

      And as a demonstration you post this twice.

  6. inmypjs Silver badge

    Have you ever heard of a politician...

    who wasn't technically illiterate and completely unaware of it?

    1. Eddy Ito

      Re: Have you ever heard of a politician...

      This.

      Washington has a lawyer governor so clearly he is qualified to judge the quality of software and self driving cars. As they say about lawyers, a fool and your money are soon partners.

      1. Flakk
        Pint

        Re: Have you ever heard of a politician...

        a fool and your money are soon partners

        Hah. Had not yet heard that permutation of the classic saying. Totally stealing it. Hope you enjoy your beer o'clock.

      2. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge

        Re: Have you ever heard of a politician...

        "Washington has a lawyer governor"

        Who eventually will go back into private practice. Perhaps personal injury law. This could be his most cunning job security maneuver to date.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Have you ever heard of a politician...

      Have you ever heard of a politician... who wasn't technically illiterate

      Be careful what you wish for.

      1. Wensleydale Cheese

        Re: Have you ever heard of a politician...

        "Have you ever heard of a politician... who wasn't technically illiterate

        Be careful what you wish for."

        Ah, Thatcher. Chemist turned barrister turned politician.

        The "scientist" who decreed that the price of a primary source of energy, gas, should be raised to make a secondary/tertiary form of energy, electricity, more competitive.

        It only made sense once the privatisation of British Gas was announced.

        Efficiency of the Energy Supply Chain

  7. Palpy

    How does your brain percieve the difference --

    -- between a blowing plastic bag in the road and a running child in the road?

    "If you think self-driving cars can't get here soon enough, you're not alone. But programming computers to recognize objects is very technically challenging, especially since scientists don't fully understand how our own brains do it."

    MedicalXPress.com article on perception.

    1. Owain 1

      Re: How does your brain percieve the difference --

      "How does your brain perceive the difference --

      -- between a blowing plastic bag in the road and a running child in the road?"

      I understand your point, but applying the brakes seems like a reasonable response under both of these circumstances until they really can tell the difference.

      Also, I suspect this is generally something that people are not very good at either. Maybe we can't tell. Plenty of children darting into roads get hit. Plastic bags impacts aren't recorded...

      Additionally, I'd hope that the software can track 'unknown objects' while they are still on the sidewalk (or when they have JUST left the sidewalk ie. 100% awareness), such that the car could slow down in anticipation of the plastic bag / child running into the street. I.e. less emergency braking.

      Also, automatic cars might Actually drive fairly slowly in an urban setting e.g. 15-20 mph. In the UK we have signs that say 20 is plenty. So while I wouldn't want to get run over at 20 miles an hour (fatality 5% chance), it's WAY more survivable than being hit at 30 mph (fatality 45%). And hopefully the car would be stamping on the brakes anyway.

      Either way, automated cars erring on the side of caution in an urban setting seems reasonable, and who's to say that people are any better at not hitting children than plastic bags.

      1. Dazed and Confused

        Re: How does your brain percieve the difference --

        "How does your brain perceive the difference --

        -- between a blowing plastic bag in the road and a running child in the road?"

        I understand your point, but applying the brakes seems like a reasonable response under both of these circumstances until they really can tell the difference.

        Well not necessarily. If a child steps out into the road in front of me I'll hit the brakes and pull what ever stunt is necessary to avoid them. If a plastic bag blows out into the road in front of me I'll look in the mirror first. So if that bloody great truck with the driver on his phone behind me is too close to stop before totally me I'll be a little more circumspect about braking. I don't want to die, but I'll die to try to avoid a dumb kid. I don't want to cause an accident for the sake of a bit of wind blown garbage.

        We've already had a discussion here about the ethics of a computer deciding between killing a pedestrian (a non-paying human) and killing it's occupants (paying customers), those choices will need to be made and a human driver will make them in the heat of the moment while a computer program will have had to be taught who it should kill in order of preference.

        1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

          Re: How does your brain percieve the difference --

          "We've already had a discussion here about the ethics of a computer deciding between killing a pedestrian (a non-paying human) and killing it's occupants (paying customers), those choices will need to be made and a human driver will make them in the heat of the moment while a computer program will have had to be taught who it should kill in order of preference."

          Ethics? Odds are that the choices will be made based on factors like who has a premium account with the company operating* the autonomous vehicle(s) involved and who doesn't.

          * You're not assuming you'll be able to buy your own robocar, are you? It's going to be "Mobility as a Service" or something like that. Even if you are the sole person using one particular car.

        2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

          Re: How does your brain percieve the difference --

          If a child steps out into the road in front of me I'll hit the brakes and pull what ever stunt is necessary to avoid them.

          An autonomous car is being tested on the roads of Washington when the Governer. Jay Inslee, for it is he, steps onto the road. The autonomous car takes decides the best course of action is to swerve to avoid him when a child steps onto the path the vehicle would be taking moments later. What should it do?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: How does your brain percieve the difference --

            If it detects a collision is unavoidable, it should go onto damage minimalisation mode and alert the emegency services before impact (if that impact is guaranteed).

            Next, calculate the potential injuries. Adult vs child vs driver. Driver has a protective box around them, can we put them into something without hurting anyone else?

            What vehicle are we in? A child is going under a car, an adult more likely over it. What's following behind to hit the adult afterwards? Can we hit the adult at an angle that'll knock them to the side (pavement) rather than leave them in the road?

            I'd work down those lines. While this is a worst case scenario, it'll still play out better than a meatsack who will instinctively avoid each obstacle as they arise without weighting them.

  8. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Reg commentards claim software not to be trusted

    Shocked government pulls pacemakers, insulin pumps, AEDs, ABS, autopilot, ILS from market.

    1. a_yank_lurker

      Re: Reg commentards claim software not to be trusted

      The more defined the environment the device operates in the easier it is to understand the edge cases. And thus to write software that will be able handle the edge cases. Cars, however, do not operate in a well defined environment. It is likely there are the situations that either not considered or badly handled. Tbe examples you noted either fairly well defined or still have a human in the loop.

    2. Mark 85

      Re: Reg commentards claim software not to be trusted

      If all cars were robot "driven" and none were meatsack driven, you would have a valid argument. But, when humans are involved in the operation all bets are off.

      1. Blank Reg

        Re: Reg commentards claim software not to be trusted

        Even if all cars were automated, they still have to deal with pedestrians, cyclists, animals etc. that are not automated.

        The only way to be 100% certain would be to only run these vehicles in a controlled environment where nothing else could interfere and there is no chance of unpredictable situations.

        1. Dazed and Confused

          Re: right of way

          > Even if all cars were automated, they still have to deal with pedestrians

          And if I know that a auto-car is going to stop then I'll just walk across the road. WGAF!

          I'm not waiting for no silicon driver. If the resulting emergency stop causes the meat payload to spill their coffee WGAF! to that too.

          1. DryBones

            Re: right of way

            Cool. People have been getting injured and/or killed by improper interaction with machines for decades, why should you be an exception?

        2. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

          Re: Reg commentards claim software not to be trusted

          "The only way to be 100% certain would be to only run these vehicles in a controlled environment where nothing else could interfere and there is no chance of unpredictable situations."

          So, basically a fenced-in railway system.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Reg commentards claim software not to be trusted

      If the motor-vehicle driving software was subject to the combination of testing, checks and analysis, as well as the acceptance of responsability that I know (having worked on) safety critical medical device software is, I might feel more sympathy for self-driving cars. But my impression is that this software is not carefully planned and subject to FDA style regulations as all medical device software is.

      Feel free to enlighten me - what IEC software standard is the AI systems of these self driving cars complying to?

  9. perlcat

    Yeah, sure, pull the other one

    Anybody that uses the term "foolproof" in a non-humorous way is clearly unqualified to judge the efforts of fools on account of being one.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Things that are foolproof:

    - gravity

    - death

    - entropy

    1. The First Dave

      Re: Things that are foolproof:

      I'm not quite so sure about Gravity...

    2. Jeffrey Nonken

      Re: Things that are foolproof:

      Entropy just isn't what it used to be.

  11. Your alien overlord - fear me

    A fool and his money

    are soon elected governor of Washington

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    When one of these foolproof cars runs someone over who is going to be liable or have they just skipped that part as they are clearly foolproof now?

    Using foolproof is the proof of fools.

    1. WilfForrow

      Only need to be better than human drivers

      They don't need to be foolproof - they only need to be better than human drivers. And they definitely will be - we just don't know whether that's 1 or 10 or 50 years. Massively better.

      When (not if) the risk becomes less than a human driver, then insurance will cost less. If It's up to society to make insurance work, and to stop lawyers trying to make money by sue-ing the programmer.

  13. Filippo Silver badge

    Total confidence is dangerous

    So, mr. Governor is certain that the robocar is absolutely trustworthy. I wonder what will happen when a robocar inevitably runs someone over - because, statistically, the chance for this is 100% regardless of how good the software is.

    Wouldn't it be better to just recognize that a robocar is successful not if it never causes an accident, but rather if it causes *less accidents than humans*?

    1. Patched Out
      Joke

      Re: Total confidence is dangerous

      Too bad its Washington State and not Washington D.C.

      I'm all for allowing self-driving vehicles in Washington D.C. If they do run someone over, it will more likely be a politician, lobbyist or lawyer!

  14. Putters

    Obligatory ...

    ... XKCD reference.

    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1720:_Horses

  15. Baldrickk

    Wrong word?

    Foolproof was probably not the word that most describes the sentiment he wanted to put across.

    If you read the quote, he was trying to say that an automated car doesn't drive drunk, on drugs, on the phone, tired, distracted by dogs/cats/kids/significant others etc. or without due care and attention. all of which are 'foolish' things for a human driver to do.

  16. Disgruntled of TW
    Joke

    Who is the more foolish ...

    ... the fool, or the fool who follows him?

    --Obi Wan

  17. Potemkine Silver badge

    Foolproof is not enough

    It should be at least idiotproof.

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: Foolproof is not enough

      You can't idiotproof anything. For example, you know why they call the warning lights on your car's dash "idiot lights", right? Because idiots ignore them ...

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