back to article Leeds cops issue appeal for man-sized todger

West Yorkshire police are seeking a giant penis who may have witnessed a serious assault in Leeds city centre in April. via yorkshire police. yes really. inflatable penis costume An image helpfully supplied by West Yorkshire police - almost certainly of a person modelling the costume rather than the alleged witness In the …

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Joke

Awww come on...

Every guy in the world is looking for a large penis !

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Re: Awww come on...

as opposed to a 12 inch pianist

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Anonymous Coward

Re: Awww come on...

or Tulips on your organ.

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Re: Every guy in the world is looking for a large penis !

Not *every* guy, just the gay ones...

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Anonymous Coward

I hope someone has the balls to dob him in, there's no place in society for dicks like that.

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You could say the victim ...

was knobbled.

ps not making light of his very serious sounding injuries.

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As a fine up-standing citizen, I'm confident he has the spunk to do the right thing.

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This article in bootnotes

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April fools ran.... um a ... little long... in Leeds ths year?

Constable Burt is trying to find a fellow who was a little pumped up to be out with his mates?

<Kudo's Mr. Oates -- more tongue in cheek than I've seen in a while>

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All that said I hope they bag the jackass that they're after.

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A stand up guy

Hopefully he will come forward and this can be wrapped up, it won't be in vein and will come to a head, maybe the culprit will be sacked.

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Anonymous Coward

If you see this suspect do not approach as has been known to spit unpleasant liquid in the faces of those who approach, immediately call the Police and they will attempt to apprehend and subdue the subject using a giant condom.

If you suddenly smell an unexplainable source of cheese, dial 999.

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<generic knob joke>

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Coat

Sounds like a cockfight to me.

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x12 too high on the size estimate?

"...white, six foot tall with a shaven head ..."

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Joke

Are they going balls-out to find the man?

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I believe his name is John Thomas.

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Holmes

My only thought is

how did he pull that off?

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What a ....

What a prick!

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Bah!

Stiff fines are called for.

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I hope..

He gets felt by the long arm of the law.

It also shows that the police in Leeds don't dick around...

No mention of the offender having hairy hands or going blind though.

Just hope the victim gets a happy ending.

Mines the one with the mats bar in the pocket....

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Holmes

"described as white, six foot tall with a shaven head"

A couple problems that I can see with that description.

1) After an incautious night out on the town, the witness' skin color may be reddish due to a rash, and have a couple large visible warts.

2) Has there been a cold snap in Leeds since then? In that case cops should be looking for someone 3 feet tall.

(Maybe its just me, but I don't recall Sherlock having to deal with this kind of thing.)

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Anonymous Coward

The man from

P.E.N.I.S

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