back to article Train station's giant screens showed web smut at peak hour

Commuters at Washington DC's Union Station were left unsure if they were coming or going on Monday, when streamed smut started to appear on digital signs during peak hour. And it appears there's a rash of such incidents taking place around the world. As Twitter users like @_joannaw recorded, “The monitors at Union Station just …

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  1. b0llchit Silver badge
    Coat

    Bottom or top

    "Rest assured, The Register will do its very best to get to the bottom of this story."

    Hm, I thought you, dear El Reg, would be on top of things...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Bottom or top

      There is a saying - in order to get to the top, you will need to kiss a lot of bottom.

      Me coat...

    2. Francis Boyle Silver badge

      I hope if they do they give us a head

      s up

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I accidentally did this in a restaurant a few months ago.

    A thing popped up on my phone saying "stop streaming?", so I cancelled it...

    And the restaurant background music stopped.

    Obviously I should have started streaming my date's favourite music, but I didn't have any on my phone. Word to the wise - be prepared.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It's a shame they don't have these screens on the London tube, could be fun at Cockfosters or Belsize park.

    1. A Non e-mouse Silver badge

      Some tube platforms have overhead projectors for showing adverts when there's no train at the platform. And some escalators on the tube now have LCD screens for displaying adverts, rather than old fashioned posters.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Belsize park."

      IIRC where affluent men used to establish their mistresses in nice suburban houses.

      1. MyffyW Silver badge

        "Bank"

        When the money stops talking, let your fingers do the walking. I'm here all week.....

    3. tiggity Silver badge

      or Arsenal, Mudchute etc.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        No mention of Shepherds Bush. Slackers.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          London location name innuendo is rather lame.

          Writing this from a place right next to a village called Six Miles Bottom.

  4. Banksy
    Coat

    Did anyone get railed?

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Penetrated"

    Fnnnaaarrr (snort)

  6. Dan 55 Silver badge

    Does it have to be a train station?

    Passersby shocked by jumbotron showing Japanese porn in South Jakarta

    The complaint seems to be that it's Japanese porn instead of local porn for local people.

    1. DropBear
      Trollface

      Re: Does it have to be a train station?

      How did they know it was Japanese porn - did it come with tentacles...?

      1. David Webb

        Re: Does it have to be a train station?

        No, it came with pixels on the privates, if you're going to display porn in public at least display the uncensored stuff! I mean, I've heard Japanese porn is censored and has pixels on the privates, umm, so I was told by err, the next person who posted in this specific thread.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Does it have to be a train station?

          Errrm, yep. Apparently it is illegal to show pubic hair in Japan, for reasons of 'decency', which results in the removal of said hair, or pixellation of the privates.

          Or so says Dave from down the pub.

          1. David Webb

            Re: Does it have to be a train station?

            Ohh, you know Dave too? Dude told me about how the Japanese get around it with software that removes the pixels. Can't see why they would do that though when they can just go to the local train station and get the good stuff.

            Unless the good stuff was posted up by one of them trolls who will now send DCMA notices to the train companies and demand $100,000,000 per viewer of their illegally obtained porn.

            Dave says hi.

          2. Goldmember

            Re: Does it have to be a train station?

            Yep... Even the stuff behind the 18+ curtain in Japanese DVD shops is censored. Er, so a friend told me.

            I'm pretty sure they can just do a Google video search nowadays, so the obscenity laws are mostly pointless.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Does it have to be a train station?

          How do they know it was censored. It might have been lo fi vintage 90s realplayer porn.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Does it have to be a train station?

      Passersby shocked by jumbotron showing Japanese porn in South Jakarta

      Mmmmm...... Luka, Miku, and all the members of Ho-Kago Tea Time.....

      Hmm, what??? Oh, sorry. Distracted there for a minute...

  7. thomas k

    No wonder Thomas is smiling.

    Working up some steam.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: No wonder Thomas is smiling.

      Of course he is, he's got a man inside him working up quite a sweat.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    oh, the indignity!

    I missed my chance to be offended by a couple of days! It's terribly insulting!

    1. Sanctimonious Prick
      Happy

      Re: oh, the indignity!

      Assaulted!! It says so in the article!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: oh, the indignity!

        Yes, I believe they were assaulted by some nuts. :| *

        If I were Samsung, I would just build phones that only display random pr0n, make billions and thousands of dollar bucks, and THEN they've got something!

        "it's Japanese porn instead of local porn for local people."

        We're a local porn shop, for local porn people, we want no porn trouble from you!

        * the rare, yet magically delicious, straight-faced emoji

  9. the Jim bloke

    Obligatory

    Pics..

    or it didnt happen.

  10. cd / && rm -rf *
    Thumb Up

    "rather stained his Google search history"

    Priceless.

  11. Aladdin Sane

    Definitely wasn't Virgin Rail then.

  12. TRT Silver badge

    Was it...

    Red Tube?

  13. Mr Dogshit
    Headmaster

    It's called a "railway station" in English, actually.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Why?

      A bus stops at a bus station, not a road station. You can therefore catch a bus at a bus station.

      I do not want to catch a "railway", I want to catch a train. Shouldn't I be going to a train station?

      (I know it's a quirk of the language, so this is more a general wonderment rather than a finger-pointing exercise at you)

      1. Spacedinvader
        Trollface

        A bus stops at a bus stop...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          My mates

          car stopped, when asked, outside a bus stop.

          Driving test 4 failed...

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          "A bus stops at a bus stop..." and it stops at train crossings, so yes, you're right; it's a train AND a bus all at once! We'll have to consult Professor Hawking if we want to understand this down to the quantum level.

          1. Mark 85

            We'll have to consult Professor Hawking if we want to understand this down to the quantum level.

            I would think the answer is "42".

        3. Goldmember

          Recently they've started to announce that "the next station stop will be... " on trains in the grim North West.

          1. LesB
            Meh

            Station stops and other such things

            And have you noticed that the thing you're sitting[1] in isn't a train any more, it's a "service". As in the next station stop for this service is Lesser Picklington[2]...

            It all started getting silly when they started calling us "customers" rather than "passengers". At least the latter implied some suggestion that the ride they were taking you for was a literal rather than metaphorical one.

            [1] Or standing, depending on the time and location

            [2] Or wherever

      2. The Nazz

        In my part of the world, the populous "metropolitan" areas of West Yorkshire

        It's correctly called a railway station, as whenever i get to it there's never a train in sight. Just rails. And some old infrastructure well beyond needing a refresh (by which i do not mean overpriced,overlit retail outlets).

        But very rarely a train.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        and a porn station is a hub which confuses the matter even more.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          And a fap station is a computer.

      4. Mike Moyle

        Well, I'm sitting at a "work station", but...

      5. noominy.noom

        Railway is British?

        I've been living in America for near 60 years and I've only heard train station. I thought the railway station term was British.

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    1. Huw D

      Re: Rather good.

      And the "Fat Controller" is an S&M reference, right?

      1. Robin

        Re: Rather good.

        And the "Fat Controller" is an S&M reference, right?

        Well they do live on the island of Sodomor.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Rather good.

        No, he's my gaffer.

        Tubby twat he is.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Mind the gap

    "Alight" to get off.

    1. Antron Argaiv Silver badge
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      Re: Mind the gap

      I ride the commuter rail to South Station in Boston. The recorded announcements are sometimes interesting. Recently, I heard the following:

      "When leaving the train, please use caution to avoid tripping at the space between the train and the platform. Thank you."

      Three words would have sufficed, but this is America, and, well...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Mind the gap

        "When leaving the train, please use caution to avoid tripping at the space between the train and the platform. Thank you."

        Either the space has gotten wider, or the drugs have gotten stronger, since I last tripped in Boston.

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