Amazon touts Echo voice-recog tech to world's gizmo makers

Who would win in a fight between Alexa, Siri, Bixby, Cortuna, and a dead crab?

"tell it who you are, what your product plans are, and what chipset and programming languages you will use."

Oh, yes, hello, I am Dave "Anonymouse" Null and I am planning to insert a device into a life-size My Little Pony replica, for, um, research porpoises.

"Did you just say porpoises?"

No, oh, excuse me, I meant to say purposes.

"Continue."

Great. I'll be using the world famous 4K4 embedded microwhatits. Here you go:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_4004

And I'll be programming it with the Whitespace language:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language)

"Okay, we'll get back to you."

Hey, that's not a no! :)

"Well, no."

Okay. Shit.