back to article Repentant priest from Cuntis sorry he dressed as Hugh Hefner

A Spanish priest who dressed up as Hugh Hefner – flanked by two men in Playboy bunny outfits – as he rode a float at carnival in the Galician town of Cuntis, has been forced to apologise. Juan Carlos Martínez dressed as the Playboy mogul on his carnival float, while his companions simulated "erotic acts" on him. According to …

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Galician town of Cuntis

This whole story seems like some kind of forum troll honey-pot run by the FBI

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Re: Galician town of Cuntis

I know a guy from Galicia, I will now happily point out the town of Cuntis to him.

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"And Jesus said to his apostles: 'Dont ever pretend to be Hugh Hefner in Spain and have a laugh. There's no time for laughing or having the craic'"

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I only read stories like this in The Register, so thank you. Maybe I need to get out more and widen my reading horizons.

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I wonder if the church would have been more or less upset

If instead of two hairy men dressed as women simulating sex acts with him, he had two beautiful women simulating sex acts with him.

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Re: I wonder if the church would have been more or less upset

They would have turned a blind eye if the bunnies had been much younger perhaps?

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Re: I wonder if the church would have been more or less upset

Upset? No, hopping mad.

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Re: I wonder if the church would have been more or less upset

Younger - and boys. :-(

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There was a young man from Cuntis

Who said “I know what fun is!”

To dress up as a playboy

A curious ploy

And yet I’m not sure I should have done this

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Oh go on then, it's Friday afternoon...

There was a young priest from Galacia

Whose float was considerably racier

The Church said "Not funny

To be humped by a bunny!"

He replied "Well at least twas no fellatia!"

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I love El Reg, it brings me all the best wierdness

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And the weirdness of the actual note is *nothing* compared to the commentards throwing limericks about it. Absolutely fabulantastic!

(never was a description as appropriate as the tooltip of this icon) ---->

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Cuntis

Grew up near there, never thought how funny the name must look for English speakers, and the subject of the article just brought it home. The pronunciation in Galician is something like Coontis, not sure it that makes it better or worse ...

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Re: Cuntis

Well, there is a small town in the Chichester District of West Sussex called Cocking - maybe the residents should meet up somewhere for some sort of exchange. I know of this Amish village in Pennsylvania, USA, called Intercourse...

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Down with this sort of thing!

Careful now.

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Disgusting

Who would allow two corpulent middle aged men to dress in Bunny suits and then appear in public?

After looking at the link I need mind bleach or maybe half and hour perusing some mind cleansing 'normal pron.

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Re: Disgusting

Vogons

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Re: Disgusting

Given what the bishop likely wears to work, the Bunny suits seem quite restrained.

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Re: Disgusting

That's no reason to bash him.

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Cuntis is wet

And he did nothing at the time? Rather than being offended, they should hail the Great Cunctator!

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Twin City

Cuntis needs a twin city - and I have just the suggestion: Dildo, Newfoundland (Canada).

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Bah!

To paraphrase Commissioner Gordon (when confronted with the Joker's "electric gambling torture truck"):

"A crossdresser simulation of gay sex with a disguised priest carnival float? The mere possession of such a vehicle breaks 27 state laws."

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