back to article US military drone goes AWOL, ends up crashing into tree 623 miles away

The US Army is investigating how one of its drones took an unplanned 623-mile excursion and ended up stuck in a tree two states away. The Shadow RQ-7 drone was launched by soldiers from the 2nd Stryker Brigade of the 7th Infantry Division during a training mission in Arizona at 17:16 local time. It was supposed to provide the …

ICBM, Vx, now this?

Damn those crazy Norks and their 'practical joke of the week' stunts.

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Re: ICBM, Vx, now this?

oops.

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oops.

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The Shadow

No-one knows when and where The shadow will appear...

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Of course it ended up in a tree - that's where squirrels live. After all, it is The Shadow, and it never misses...

I wonder if this one had 'Amy Hardwick' on the nose art?

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It was coming after the squirrel's nuts!

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Many years ago ....

.... I speculated that a truly intelligent weapon system would run/fly away and hide in a tree. My colleagues at the time said I was being silly. Ha!!

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Was it truly intelligent to damage itself, then get found by a hiker?

That would be a genuine question if I believed in the "Evil Genius" of Frankenstein or so many Cold War Era stories. But I've seen just enough to appreciate that the genius of the military lies in shrouding your embarrassing failures in secrecy.

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Re: Many years ago ....

Rumours that the clandestine Project Yossarian (run by Milo Minderbinder) is behind this are unsubstantiated. And there was definitely not a naked man in the tree.

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Coat

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@MyffyW. Sounds like a major major major major fuck up.

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Re: Many years ago ....

@Symon "That's some catch". Still what's good for M & M Enterprises is good for the country ...

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Re: Many years ago ....

I guess that they shouldn't have made it watch "Catch 22" the night before sending it off on its mission.

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> Was it truly intelligent to damage itself, then get found by a hiker?

First thing it did was build a replica of itself, then ensure the replica was found.

Now it's continuing it's clandestine world domination from the shadows...

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Impressive!

If that is the same as the drone in the picture a range of 623 miles is pretty impressive!

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I suspect they're now no longer permitted to launch any inside a 700 mile radius of the White House, the Pentagon, Trump Tower or Mar a Lago..

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"I suspect they're now no longer permitted to launch any inside a 700 mile radius of the White House, the Pentagon, Trump Tower or Mar a Lago.."

Naaa, if it wasn't reported by FoxNews then it didn't really happen, so they should be OK...

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Re: Impressive!

Scharre noted that the case illustrated some of the problems with deploying semi-autonomous systems in comparison to manned military units.

It is a drone repeat of this incident: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Belgian_MiG-23_crash

Thankfully, with a happier ending.

So the fact that a pilot is onboard is not a guarantee that an aircraft will not fly in an unexpected direction until it runs out of fuel (we were lucky in 1989, if that happened let's say 5 years earlier we could have had WW3).

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> It is a drone repeat of this incident:

> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Belgian_MiG-23_crash

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>Thankfully, with a happier ending.

Unless you're a tree.

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Tsk, tsk

Better headline:

"Arizona bombs Colorado, narrowly misses Denver"

I have my resume in to The Verge...

"Imagine a soldier on Fort Huachuca getting lost doing land navigation," Scharre added. "He's not going to keep going and wander into Colorado."

He's obviously not seen me without GPS support...

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Mortars

No wonder that trial with the Marines didn't work. I mean, mortars are pretty heavy, but you'd have to score a direct hit to do any damage; mortar bombs, on the other hand...

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With or without the pestle?

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Presumably the US military don't use a version of PANTS. Either that or they installed some tree-balancing code written by a programmer attempting to enter the country and the drone tried to knock a tree over.

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Hmm...

Probably used the same destination planning software as the budget airlines.

"We will shortly be landing at London (Luton) Phoenix (Denver) ..."

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>This would not happen with a person unless they went crazy or defected.

Stranger things...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Belgian_MiG-23_crash

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That tree was obviously using techniques gleaned from the Monty Python book of How not to be Seen.

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The Shadow Drone...

Brought to you by the good people who make the British Trident missile!

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OK then

A war drone goes awol, travels to a state where marijuana is legal, and is found high (in a tree).

Suddenly the ROTM looks much less menacing.

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Drain the swamp

Wikipedia says the cost is only $750,000 per unit (not including support systems) not 1.5M. Still a massive rip-off.

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El Reg commentard sees the problem, no need for a $$$BILLION review

> Instead, the $1.5m drone pulled a sharp right turn and headed off into New Mexico

> pulled a sharp right turn

> sharp right turn

> right turn

The drone should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque...

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Re: El Reg commentard sees the problem, no need for a $$$BILLION review

So is this one of those "uninitialised but active" waypoint things where my GPS insists I'm right off the coast of Africa (0,0 presumably) right up until it finally gets a lock...?

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Re: El Reg commentard sees the problem, no need for a $$$BILLION review

It did. It took a sharp right turn into New Mexico, and then went north, to Colorado. So the only thing it did do correct was to make the left at Albuquerque.

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The drone software was upgraded

to Windows 10. Its computer was rebooting after launching. After the reboot, it forgot where it was suppose to go.

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Re: The drone software was upgraded

It took 16 hours to reboot.

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It's the GPS

... darn sensitive components, easily gets off target because of vibration or even high RF. I lost my (consumer) drone this way *sob*

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Defect(ed)

"This would not happen with a person unless they went crazy or defected. "

Maybe it wanted out of the army, preferring loitering on a beach in Mexico, and its nav software found New Mexico as its first match*

* any nav system user can tell you you need to switch countries first when you're trying to find an address across the border.

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Stryker?

Str_y_ker? With a "y" Since when are the Army fucking Hipsters? Pardon me, Hypsters, obviously...

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Re: Stryker?

Stryker, Stryker, Stryker. Ted Striker?

Simon.

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Re: Stryker?

Nah, it's better than that, it's Ed Stryker, from S.H.A.D.O

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Re: Stryker?

Over Macho Grande?

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and there was me thinking the unit takes their name from the vehicles they use. You know, the ones named after two Medal of Honor winners named Stryker, one from WW2 and one from Vietnam

To be fair I thought it was a person and not two but I did at least know that much and I am a UK citizen with no military experience. Probably down to the books I read that I know this stuff

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Over Macho Grande?

No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande...

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Ed Stryker. Ah, Lt. Gay Ellis. I'll post this here as a tribute to Sylvia Anderson's costume making skills. Ahem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAFVSzGhVw

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I can only presume

the app they were using was waiting for them to re-enter their Google credentials, in order for Maps to update.

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A 12 year old in a bedroom somewhere hacked this and tried to fly it home.

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D.A.R.Y.L.?

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Flying distance isn't known?

I would suggest the distance between airport and the tree for a starter.

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Maybe this is drone sentience and it was trying to flee Trump's administration?!

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Why did the bloke who found it return it ???

I would take it home, wait a year, then disassemble, reverse engineer ... fun personal projects ... until NCIS kick my front door in ... all a lot of fun ... Sir, I found it in a tree, I like drones, this one looked cool, you lost it, I found it, been a year, it's mine, now, good bye!

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I found it, been a year, it's mine, now, good bye....

....cruel world, the MiB have got me, oh god, I'll never be seen again! Noooooo! I didn't mean to take it! I thought it was a kite! Don't put me in the tank of water! Bluglugloopp......Aaaarrrggggghhhh! I won't do it ag.....bluglugbloopblug....

And so on.

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