Sounds like serious crime was afoot
A man from Kyoto in Japan has been arrested for nibbling a young woman's foot. Since 2012, Kyoto has been plagued by the perpetrator of a series of criminal acts of podophilia whom cops had dubbed "the foot licker". Back in July, Akira Nishiyama, 56, allegedly lured a woman in her twenties into the driver's seat of his car to …
Toe-tally unacceptable. He is soley responsible for his actions and as such should stand on his own two feet and take it like a man. She was clearly in a tight situation and tried to leg it, but the toerag got a foothold on her before she could run (she could've socked him one in the face I suppose). Give that callous git an ankle bracelet and, if the shoe fits, send him to a sweaty prison.
I think you nailed it.
What a Heel!
He needs a good shoeing.
If he was in Australia, they'd give him The Boot!
// no Bart Simpson icon?
.. in bad taste.
Or maybe it just tastes bad.... different strokes for different folks and Japan is totally different.
Given the bizarre popularity of those garra rufa pedicure places (your feet nibbled by little carp), maybe he should have offered his specialist pedicure services instead given what an odd market place it is.
So you're saying he should get his clients to foot the bill?
And that's what you get when people drive on the wrong side of the road.
Could never happen in Blighty.
"Could never happen in Blighty."
Nor in Japan*! Unless the victim sat in the copilot's seat, of course.
* In Japan they also drive on the left.
Except in Okinawa due to USA presence. They also manage to have 50Hz AND 60Hz electricity on same landmass (I forget which bit).
Used Japanese cars from Japan used to be popular in Ireland. The UK ones have been more popular in recent years.
It might not happen in Blighty because we are more concerned with getting mouth verrucas, but not because of the seating arrangements..
"lured a woman in her twenties into the driver's seat of his car to help him check the vehicle's brakes"
She was sat on the right (as in the UK) so her right foot would have been more easily accessible.
South Korea have (or had in the 90's) 249v 60hz in some places just to really confuse
For small values of accessible. Presumably he dived his head into the footwell. Difficult to see how that trapped her for half an hour.
japan has 120v @ 50/60hz just to mess with you.
If this happened in London I 'd be surprise . If this happened in the state a Florida I just be shocked that the guy did not got shot, not that it happened. If it happened in NYC I would expect the foot licker to be missing some teeth and some stab wounds.
Given that her foot has to be in his face for him to lick it, you'd think she have banged her heel into his nose and gotten away.
We had one of these on Long Island back in the 90s. He would lie in ambush and spring out and slobber all over some woman's boots as she passed.
One set her dog on him as I recall.
This Johnny-Come-Lately-San runs a poor second in chutzpah.
We need to stamp out these sick podo's!
Isn't Japan Great? Let's Make Japan Great Again!!
Nishiyama for Prime Minister!! Nishiyama 2018!!
What made it a "sexual" assault exactly? Maybe he likes the taste of salt?
I think you mean cheese.
The host of bacteria this guy is consuming makes me want to upchuck at the very thought of it.
She must have been a willing participant, every time I've touched a woman's foot I nearly lost teeth!
OK, they were all ticklish or I was doing it wrong IDK.
At North Cheshire College back in the eighties, we almost cleared 5 levels by letting some of the acid (concentrated) produced from foot odour free to wander the halls.
"by letting some of the acid (concentrated) produced from foot odour free to wander the halls."
What? It, like, evolved and wandered around by itself? I'd get the hell out of there too...
I remember we had a case in France, a guy coming into the houses of old women to lick their feet at night.
We also had a politician who faced charges because he was a bit to insistent in giving his staff foot massages.
But wasn't in in Victorian England that you used to cover the feet of the tables, deeming it too erotic?
"But wasn't in in Victorian England that you used to cover the feet of the tables, deeming it too erotic?"
The evidence that this was actually the case is pretty sparse- at best, it's likely down to an isolated incident (possibly in the US, not England) that grew legs and was reported as being much more widespread than was the case in reality:-
Foot licker story in Bootnotes.... +1 for El Reg!
I'm not sure they are that far out there. Dick Morris, who was a PR consultant for the Clintons before switching allegiances, got found out about 20 years ago paying for the opportunity for this kind of thing. He did the usual Washingtonian resign/rehab/return* thing and is occasionally found offering punditry.
* According to Google Books, Rhodes's advice to Parnell was "Resign, marry, return"; I doubt that would have restored Parnell's career, and as far as I know Morris's marriage survived the toe-related infidelity.
Bit odd to see a Reg article on James Cordon tonight.
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